You shouldn't order lascivious lingerie from Victoria's Secret for two reasons. First, the Bible specifically prohibits ordering red split-crotch pantys from online retailers... -- Ask Sister Rossetta

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Date Posted: 10:17:03 12/06/05 Tue
Author: Concerned Christian
Subject: You shouldn't order lascivious lingerie from Victoria's Secret for two reasons. First, the Bible specifically prohibits ordering red split-crotch pantys from online retailers...

... and second, it's going to look a lot better on Kate Moss than it will on your wife or girlfriend.
It's like putting a $10,000 paint job on a '64 Ford Falcon; it will help the looks, but it won't improve the ride any!

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Sister Rossetta eager awaits condemning the latest Victoria Secret TV program! -- Sister Rossetta, 10:57:54 12/06/05 Tue
- In earlier times, these wayward women would be librarians, teachers or midwives. -- Concerned Christian, 11:43:29 12/08/05 Thu
  - It is true! And they were too scared of going to Hell to flaunt their goods on the street -- Sister Rossetta, 07:04:16 12/09/05 Fri
    - Yes, I've always wondered how the Bush family celebrates Christmas... -- Concerned Christian, 07:42:33 12/09/05 Fri
      - Well, they've gone too secular this time as evidenced! -- Sister Rossetta, 12:59:32 12/09/05 Fri
        You can't be too rich, too good-looking or too Christian! (NT) -- Concerned Christian, 16:11:58 12/09/05 Fri
        Wolfie just saw the commercial--- SCANDALOUS! -- Wolfie, 19:25:48 12/09/05 Fri
        Re: You can't be too rich, too good-looking or too Christian! -- the anti christian, 02:44:16 12/11/05 Sun
        SINNER! Satan will bang your back door for all eternity for your LIEberal views! (NT) -- Wolfie, 07:16:45 12/11/05 Sun

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