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Date Posted: 07:59:13 01/25/09 Sun
FBI Interview
By Ryan Murphy | New Joke Every Day
January 24 2009
AskMen.com Rates This Joke: 9 / 10
The FBI is considering hiring one of three men. They
bring them in to speak with the interviewer separately. The first man comes in and sits down. The interviewer asks him: "Do you love your wife?"
He replies: "Yes I do, sir."
"Do you love your country?" asks the interviewer.
"Yes I do, sir."
The interviewer continues: "What do you love more, your wife or your country?"
He replies: "My country, sir."
The interviewer looks at the man, and continues: "Okay. We brought in your wife. Take this gun and go into the next room and kill her."
The man goes into the room, and all is silent for about five minutes. He comes back, with his tie loosened and he is all sweaty. He puts down the gun and leaves. The second guy comes in and sits down. The interviewer asks him the same questions, and the responses are the same. The interviewer gives him a gun, and tells him to go kill his wife. The guy puts the gun down and says "I can't do it..."
The third guy comes in, the same thing happens. The interviewer gives him a gun, and tells him to go kill his wife. The guy goes into the room, and BLAM! BLAM! BLAM! BLAM! BLAM! BLAM!
This is followed by a bunch of crashing sounds that end after a few minutes. The guy comes out of the room with his tie loosened, and puts the gun on the table. The interviewer looks at him and says: "What happened?!?!"
The guy replies: "The gun you gave me was filled with blanks so I had to strangle her!"
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