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Subject: Oh you clever ones! Stop your sneering campaigns against the anointed Chadi! I�m with �DICHA� on this.

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Date Posted: 20:01:14 08/28/02 Wed

Some little known but important facts about this forum:

� Chadi�s green-friendly logo (those are real Cedars of Lebanon�, kids!) has been officially sanctioned by the Sierra Club.
� The Chadster never said that masturbation is evil, only that it enervates the Life Force�, leaving you a spent, soiled rag of your former self who is not someone that he, Chadi, would care to woo.
� There are no camels in Lebanon. There are, however, chickpea-munching Muslim terrorists of all stripes. Chadi is not one of them. He is, rather, a buoyant barefoot Buddhist, gentle in nature, dulcet in tone, and as he wafts down the streets of Beirut an otherworldly peace blankets the rubble-scarred streets.
� Chadi does not claim to be the Messiah. (Those of us �in the know,� however, realize what this artful modesty signifies�winky-dink.)

Do not fall prey to the misconceptions about Chadi, spun by his many pesticide-inflicting enemies! Now let�s get back to those *topics*.

The Management of Angry Macrobiotechnicians: The term "macrobiotics" comes from Sodomite Greek ("macro" meaning "large" or "nine thick inches long", and "bios" meaning "life" or, to give it an Auntie Mamish spin, �life!�) and was first coined by Hippocrates, the father of Dionetics. Its most recent development stems from Michio Kushi who was in turn inspired by philosopher-writer-boulevardier Georges Ohsawa. Ohsawa foresaw the Western cooption of macrobiotics as a venue for unattractive people--most of whom wear Teva sandals but have not, ever ever ever, considered the rampant ugliness of their feet�to feel self-righteous and smug in a world that has left them behind. Thus, the anger of the macrobiotechnician is a tinderbox of scorn, of spite, of raw broccoli-fueled flatus. Beware! Beware!

And now (hopefully!!) heeeeeeeere�s Chadi! (cough.)

Heeeeeere�s Chadi! (crickets)

Uhm. Darn it!

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