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Subject: Crack Barrel Author: Bishop Strawberry [ Next Thread | Previous Thread | Next Message | Previous Message ] Date Posted: 17:03:15 08/20/02 Tue Crack is The Great Lord's Tool to get younguns to fall to their knees and worship Jesus Christ. The truth of the matter is that young people just have no respect for the awesome power of God and Jesus. For this reason, God has introduced Crack Cocaine to mankind, so that they might find their piety and worship him with the humility necessary to embrace The Lord in all of his glory. This great tool brings these sinners to their knees and closer to Jesus quite quickly. It is with great passion that our Mission embraces this drug, without which many younguns may never find the solace of Jesus. Strawberry Fields Forever is a Ministry dedicated to the lifestyles of the crack fiends, especially for the young girls whose cravings take them to their knees each day in pursuit of that great high, and urge them to continue their use at a feverish rate. We firmly believe that this will quickly lead to one of two ends. There is redemption and salvation, and there is death. Either is better than a life without Jesus as Lord. Strawberry Fields Forever is a non-profit organization dedicated to providing young women with access to as much crack as possible, through hard work and discipline. We don't believe in "giving it away" or "making it easy" for these sinners, for one of the great lessons of Crack Cocaine is the persistence and resourcefulness it teaches young people. We believe that this single-minded dedication to Crack provides young people with the tools necessary to follow the path of the Lord, and these are good lessons in this life. Amen Bishop Strawberry Strawberry Fields Forever [ Next Thread | Previous Thread | Next Message | Previous Message ]

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