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Date Posted: 30/09/07 2:54:52am
Author: Lou Ellen (Laughing Loudly!!)
Subject: Re: time for some laughs!
In reply to: Foxglove 's message, "time for some laughs!" on 30/09/07 2:22:23am

>ok guys, lets have some jokes... preferably Pagan in
>content but not always essential.
>
>I have afew to start us off with but i ask that nobody
>take any offense if they are directed to your path or
>Tradition as they are only jokes and even if you dont
>find them funny, others might.........
>
>Q: How many Alexandrians does it take to change a
>light bulb?
>
>A: Ask a Gardnerian.
>
>Q: How many Gardnerians does it take to change a light
>bulb?
>
>A: Cant tell you, its a secret.
>
>Q: How many Alexandrians does it take to change a ligh
>bulb? ( i know this is repeated.... but wait)
>
>A: 13, 1 HPS and 12 coveners to lift up the weight of
>her and her Jewellry.
>
>Q: why dont modern witches fly on brooms?
>
>A: they cant afford the rego......
>
>whos next?
>>>>>>>>>>> OK, So What does it mean to be a witch? Consulting my book(I'm writing)I find this..."Being a Witch is..... stubbing your toe in circle & refraining from yelling "Shit",just as the HPS is naming the Deity being invoked". OR "Being a Witch is.... Performing the Great Rite to coincide with a once in a lifetime astrological event,only to hear the HPS say,,"Tonight of all nights & you can't get it up"!!! From my Book "Being a Witch IS......" By Lou Ellen.

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