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Date Posted: 30/09/07 10:02:50pm
Author: Lou Ellen (Joking???)
Subject: Re: time for some laughs!/ Tolerance,the meaning of...
In reply to: Dijor 's message, "Re: time for some laughs!" on 30/09/07 4:16:33pm

>Well here is something that maybe handy on the Path as
>it may help im sure
>
>
>
>The Pagan Problem Report Form
>
>1. Describe your pagan problem:
>__________________________________________________
>__________________________________________________
>2. Now, describe the pagan problem accurately:
>__________________________________________________
>__________________________________________________
>3. Speculate wildly about the cause of the problem:
>__________________________________________________
>___________________________________________________
>4. Problem severity:
>A. Minor
>B. Minor
>C. Minor
>D. Trivial
>
>5. Nature of the problem:
>A. ___Attachment
>B. ___Possession
>C. ___Hex
>D. ___Strange Smell
>
>6. Is your Aura plugged in Correctly? Yes __ No __
>
>7. Is it turned on? Yes __ No __
>
>8. Have you tried to Cleanse or Vanquish it yourself?
>Yes __ No __
>
>9. Have you made it worse? Yes __
>
>10. Have you had a friend who "knows all about
>Witchcraft and cleansing" try to fix it for you? Yes__
>No__
>
>11. Did they make it even worse? Yes __
>
>12. Have you read a Book of Shadows? Yes__ No__
>
>13. Are you sure you've read a Book of Shadows? Maybe
>__ No__
>
>14. Are you absolutely certain you've read a Book of
>Shadows? No__
>
>15. If you read a Book of Shadows, do you think you
>understood it? Yes__ No__
>
>16. If 'Yes' then explain why you can't fix the
>problem yourself:
>__________________________________________________
>__________________________________________________
>
>17. What were you doing with your Ritual circle when
>the problem occurred?
>__________________________________________________
>__________________________________________________
>
>18. If you answered 'nothing' then explain why you
>were on the Astral plane:
>___________________________________________________
>__________________________________________________
>
>19. Are you sure that you aren't imagining the
>problem? Yes__ No__
>
>20. Does the Cauldron in your circle work? Yes__
>What's a CAULDRON__
>
>21. Do you have a copy of 'Witchcraft for Dummies'?
>Yes__ No__
>
>22. Do you have any independent witnesses to the
>problem, either here or passed over ? Yes__ No__
>
>23. Do you have any magical tools, gifts or talents
>that DO work? Yes__ No__
>
>24. Is there anyone else you could blame this problem
>on? Yes__ No__
>
>25. Have you given yourself a good whack on the
>forehead? Yes__ No__ (if 'no' do it now).
>
>26. Is the group outside your home trying to set you
>on fire? Yes__ Not Yet __
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> The Meaning of 'Tolerance'is........................ Letting him wear your tights,when his Superman costume is at the cleaners. (Apologies to Marvel Comics,but you should've thought of that yourselves!) By Lou Ellen.

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