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Date Posted: 12:10:48 03/26/10 Fri
Author: Glenn Holle
Subject: Re: Jokes
In reply to: Donna Ray '51 's message, "Re: Jokes" on 09:52:37 03/09/10 Tue

A young woman runs through the front door of the City General Hospital. She finds the duty nurse at the front desk and exclaims, “I need to see an Upturn!”

The dumbfounded nurse thinks over the request and replies, “Miss, you must want to see an Intern.”

The upset young woman then demands, “Well, I want to go to the fraternity ward!”

The harried nurse responds, “You must mean the maternity ward.”

The anxious young woman says, “Whatever, I need a contamination.”

The patient nurse is getting the hang of the verbal confusion and answers, “Madam, you want an examination.”

By this time the irritated young woman screams at the nurse, “Upturn or Intern, Fraternity or Maternity, Contamination or Examination!! All I know is that I haven’t demonstrated for three months and I think I’m stagnant!!”

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[> [> [> Re: Jokes -- Glenn Holle, 11:50:40 03/30/10 Tue

Donna, Sorry that you did not like my joke. I thought it was one of the best ever... so if you dislike that there will not be anymore :^)

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[> [> [> Re: Jokes -- Donna Ray '51, 06:53:52 04/01/10 Thu

Glenn, what makes you say I don't like your jokes? I love them.

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