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Subject: Re: The ride home's chuck jokes

Author: phelps

[ Next Thread | Previous Thread | Next Message | Previous Message ] Date Posted: 22:15:40 02/27/06 Mon Author Host/IP: ip70-191-174-88.fv.dl.cox.net/70.191.174.88 In reply to: Scott 's message, "The ride home's chuck jokes" on 22:09:36 02/27/06 Mon Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis. 16. Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding. 17. When Chuck Norris goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket. 18. Chuck Norris has two speeds: walk and kill. 19.When Chuck Norris jumps into a body of water, he doesn’t get wet. The water gets Chuck Norris instead. 20. Chuck Norris can divide by zero. 21. Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night. 22. When Chuck Norris runs with scissors, other people get hurt. [ Next Thread | Previous Thread | Next Message | Previous Message ]

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Damn I love this stuff	Phelps	22:17:31 02/27/06 Mon