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Subject: Re: P.S. These are all facts. just a few more

Author: stony

[ Next Thread | Previous Thread | Next Message | Previous Message ] Date Posted: 23:07:04 10/18/05 Tue Author Host/IP: pool-71-113-241-132.herntx.dsl-w.verizon.net/71.113.241.132 In reply to: Landon 's message, "Re: P.S. These are all facts. just a few more" on 19:12:11 10/18/05 Tue I think some of the the "Darinisms" should be added to the list. I believe one went something like, "I don't understand. Everytime I serve the ball it either goes in or out." And I can't remember what he said at McDonald's on the Colorado trip that made Logan choke on a piece of ice that led Roscoe to leap about three tables in laughter. Logan, I know you almost died but it was worth it. Post 'em. >All these memories have brought a tear to my eye! >Thanks guys, but just to add a few: > >1.The transportation department at A&M knows the Men's >Volleyball team as the ones who crapped on the van. >Apparently we were not sufficient in our cleaning >methods. Is that not what those squeegees at the gas >station are for? > >2.That is how you spell "squeegee" > >3.Deciding to try and make it to the next gas station >in the middle of nowhere West Texas is not the best >idea. > >4.Not realizing your friends may be in trouble in the >middle of nowhere West Texas where cell phones don't >work for an hour and a half is not using your noodle. > >5.Only buying a 2 gallon gas can isn't enough to make >it to the next exit in nowhere West Texas. > >6.Watching the sunrise waiting for more gas in the >middle of nowhere West Texas is actually kind of >peaceful. > >7.Kuhl is right, it is impossible to drive from >College Station to Tucson without switching drivers. > >8.Grabbing a steering wheel and thrusting it sideways >going 70 miles an hour doesn't give the newly >conscious driver a whole lot of control. > >9.Believing a driver when he says he doesn't think he >can drive anymore is usually the best decision. > >10.Travis wasn't the only one that didn't get a girl >at that party at Michigan State, I promise, but I was >at least trying. > >11.(This is not from my generation but still funny) >Peeing on an electric fence while drunk is really >funny. > >12.Having been the driver on Matt Harrington's >chew-explosion, and smelling the van while trying to >clean it after the "pooping incident", I have to say >Matt's situation wasn't that bad. > >13.Ten guys lining up, hunched over and gagging on the >side of I-10 after hearing, smelling and seeing a >chew-explosion is funny now. > >14.I too would have been a flip cup champion if we had >won Nationals that year in Dallas, but I would most >likely have been right next to Rosco in that tub, only >that would have been after my first beer. > >15.Naked or in your boxers bush diving is one of the >funniest things I have ever seen, especially when it's >Zaj for like the 5th time, but second only to that is >Jared checking himself out in the mirror in just a >towel, telling himself how sexy he thinks he is. > >16.Still to this day the idea of Logan skinny-dipping >haunts my dreams and nightmares. > >17.I expect even better stories to be made this next >year. > >18.Kuhl, don't forget to wear your "target" shirt in >case you are not on Popp's team! > >See ya'll this weekend! > >> >>1. Some girl at a bar "You play volleyball? Thats a >>girl's sport." As Dan proceeds to slap her across the >>face. >> >>2. Dan's unfortunate mishap in the rec parking lot, >>which is still only known by few, but when i'm drunk >>this weekend if you ask me i'll tell you about it. >> >>3. Last alumni weekend Geoffrey, Stoner, and myself >>doing keg stands at 4:11 in the morning then having >>group vomitting on the fence outside. >> >>4. Phelps bumping into a car while driving geoffrey's >>car at texas tourny and never telling him >> >>5. Asian chicks love the mullet. >> >>6. NOT the chili bowl. >> >>7. A kid from texas getting caught by the hotel >>security peeing right next to the elevators. >> >>8. Phelps "man i hope someone gets a facial from pop >>this year at the first tournament like david did his >>freshman year." hmm wonder who that lucky guy was. >> >>9. Oh and #4 is not true. haha got you geoffrey. >> >>10. 2005 alumni weekend my team of 4 elite flip >>cuppers destroy any alumni team. and also stay up >>later and party harder than you. I can only make this >>statement because i have received word thom will not >>be there. [ Next Thread | Previous Thread | Next Message | Previous Message ]