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Date Posted: 09:43:07 09/29/06 Fri
>You guy's read that post by amazed. He offered to kill
>Opinion Jones. I had to re-read that a few times. I am
>amazed at "Amazed".
>
>Ladies and gentleman, "Amazed" must be a real life
>gangsta. No doubt toughened on the mean confines of
>Jack Off field.
>
>What happened in your life "Amazed" that lead you to
>where you got your gun and your Dirty Harry attitude?
>
>-Was it your "co-championship"?
>(which by the way is impossible)
>
>-Was Rich Marrin too drunk to pat you on the back and
>gwisper undue praise at you during a gridiron club
>dinner?
>
>-Were your midweek practices too hard? (thank you
>James Prydatko)
>
>-Was the pizza you and the rest of your football
>teamates stole at the school-sponsored pep rally for
>the football team too cold or not plentiful enough,
>were there enough napkins for you to steal along with
>the pizzas?
>
>-Were the empty stands that were there for every
>football game you played in or sat on the sidelines
>for too much for one man to carry around?
>
>-Did you feel rushed while you and your other
>obnoxious teamates sat don to eat at the cafeteria?
>
>-Was the table that only the football team ate at, in
>the very caftereria which was socially divided (in
>half) by the football team, too small for your
>portions?
>
>-Do you feel abandoned by too many football coaches
>who were left or fired over the past decade (at least
>5 maybe 6 times) to ever trust anyone again?
>
>-When you looked up into the stands and did not see
>one interested classmate other than a few girls with
>low self esteem did you want to cry?
>
>-Were those T-Shirts that read: "Respect" Too much to
>live up too?
>
>-Was the free meal plans, books, study halls,, and $3
>million dolllars in wasted budget not enough for your
>fragile ego?
>
>-Did you feel you didn't belong with the rest of your
>teeamates or peers as you strolled to class with your
>dirty t-shirt, maroon sweatpants, back pack strapped
>over both shoulders with sandals on your feet?
>
>-Did you not cause enough mayhem for the people who
>live near campus that have to wake up in the morning
>while you and your football teamates were being loud,
>drunk, and looking for fights?
>
>-Or maybe, just maybe you know deep down that Fordham
>Footabll is a fraud, and that one day, when enough
>people speak up, Fordham Football will be abolished.
>
>Any how, I'd love to hear more about you, afterall you
>are a real gangster and was at one time a geniune,
>non-scholarship D-IAA football player , who never once
>played against an actual D1 program, but
>never-the-less waltzed around pretending that in this
>perverse display that is now Fordham Football you
>actually played football for the same school that
>Vince Lombardi came from.
>
>Fordham Football has to be abolished
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