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Fordham Football = Biggest joke team in the northeast.
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Date Posted: 16:41:33 09/29/06 Fri
>>You guy's read that post by amazed. He offered to kill
>>Opinion Jones. I had to re-read that a few times. I am
>>amazed at "Amazed".
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>>Ladies and gentleman, "Amazed" must be a real life
>>gangsta. No doubt toughened on the mean confines of
>>Jack Off field.
>>
>>What happened in your life "Amazed" that lead you to
>>where you got your gun and your Dirty Harry attitude?
>>
>>-Was it your "co-championship"?
>>(which by the way is impossible)
>>
>>-Was Rich Marrin too drunk to pat you on the back and
>>gwisper undue praise at you during a gridiron club
>>dinner?
>>
>>-Were your midweek practices too hard? (thank you
>>James Prydatko)
>>
>>-Was the pizza you and the rest of your football
>>teamates stole at the school-sponsored pep rally for
>>the football team too cold or not plentiful enough,
>>were there enough napkins for you to steal along with
>>the pizzas?
>>
>>-Were the empty stands that were there for every
>>football game you played in or sat on the sidelines
>>for too much for one man to carry around?
>>
>>-Did you feel rushed while you and your other
>>obnoxious teamates sat don to eat at the cafeteria?
>>
>>-Was the table that only the football team ate at, in
>>the very caftereria which was socially divided (in
>>half) by the football team, too small for your
>>portions?
>>
>>-Do you feel abandoned by too many football coaches
>>who were left or fired over the past decade (at least
>>5 maybe 6 times) to ever trust anyone again?
>>
>>-When you looked up into the stands and did not see
>>one interested classmate other than a few girls with
>>low self esteem did you want to cry?
>>
>>-Were those T-Shirts that read: "Respect" Too much to
>>live up too?
>>
>>-Was the free meal plans, books, study halls,, and $3
>>million dolllars in wasted budget not enough for your
>>fragile ego?
>>
>>-Did you feel you didn't belong with the rest of your
>>teeamates or peers as you strolled to class with your
>>dirty t-shirt, maroon sweatpants, back pack strapped
>>over both shoulders with sandals on your feet?
>>
>>-Did you not cause enough mayhem for the people who
>>live near campus that have to wake up in the morning
>>while you and your football teamates were being loud,
>>drunk, and looking for fights?
>>
>>-Or maybe, just maybe you know deep down that Fordham
>>Footabll is a fraud, and that one day, when enough
>>people speak up, Fordham Football will be abolished.
>>
>>Any how, I'd love to hear more about you, afterall you
>>are a real gangster and was at one time a geniune,
>>non-scholarship D-IAA football player , who never once
>>played against an actual D1 program, but
>>never-the-less waltzed around pretending that in this
>>perverse display that is now Fordham Football you
>>actually played football for the same school that
>>Vince Lombardi came from.
>>
>>Fordham Football has to be abolished
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