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Subject: A Poem of Pity Dedicated to Fordham Football's Punter


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Minion
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Date Posted: 11:45:03 09/21/07 Fri

1st Down No Yards
2nd Down No Yards
3rd Down No Yards
4th Down Punt
That is Fordham Football's Offensive Stunt
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Ben Dato punter for the Rams
The world is on your shoulder's and your teamates don't give a damn
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When Ben Dato arrived at Fordham with high hopes
did he realize his teamates were all dopes?
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Watching Fordham's offense could make a man cry
Ben,look over on the sidelines do you think your teamates even try?
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Ben Dato gets honored as punter of the week
He wouldn't punt so much if the offensive line wasn't so weak
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Remember Ben, this is the game you chose
It's been to ugly to describe with words or prose
Lasy year your captain, James Prydatko, was a sullen, moping punk
Did it surprise you last year when the team that he lead stunk?
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Your teamates walk around on Saturday nights like conquering heroes
Do you ever feel compelled to remind them of the score board, where they only put up ZERO's
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During your time here the team has performed like they don't even care
Were you even surprised when you saw teamate Sam Pitts, and his stupid mohawk gelled hair?
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Your teamates stuff their faces in the cafe
and walk around like you've accomplished something and that makes me laugh
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Doesn't it bother you when you see your teamates not trying on a play?
Do you say anything when they make a mess in the cafeteria and don't bus their tray?
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The strength coach Jason George walks around and stares down your fellow students,
potential supporters and fans
Remind me what strengths that can be learned from that man?
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Ben Dato punter for Fordham
by the second quater people in the stands have passed out from boredom
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Ben Dato punts until his leg falls off
While his teamates wave to people in the stands like they have the day off
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Ben Dato now in your senior year
and Fordham Football gets more wasteful year after year.
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Ben, do you remember when Greg DeMarco was hyped to be Fordham's next hope
there was a picture on the message boaard of him pulling rope!
We know how that's turned out, not so good
I bet you'd punt him off the team if you could.
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At the alumni gatherings do the fans ever say congrats
or at they too busy staring at the football players that are fat?
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Good luck to you Ben your burden is great
punting for a team with an abolished fate

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