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Subject: Just saw Van Helsing

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Date Posted: Thu, May 13 2004, 1:41:52 pm PDT

IT WAS TERRIBLE!!!!

Okay. There were some good actions scenes. The parts with the brides of Dracula were the best part. The werewolve vs. vampire stuff was awesome.

The rest was just sci-fi gone amuck. There had to be someone overseeing this movie who could have said, "ENOUGH !!!!" It was just too bleeping wierd.

I thought that some of the creatures were actually the vicious sandpeople from Star Wars.

And the movie was way overdramatic. Like, "Here is Van Helsing taking a leak" accompanied by a full brass orchestra. Or "Here is Van Helsing eating and apple" accompanied by every stringed instrument in the house.

And what was with that stupid underground James Bond weapons lab at the beginning?

It was a good idea, messed up by way too much sci-fi, computer graphics and music.

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