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Date Posted: 15:32:00 06/10/04 Thu
Author: ChuckofTahoe
Subject: Re: why I hate 1-iron golf clubs..... (humor!)
In reply to: Roy 's message, "why I hate 1-iron golf clubs..... (humor!)" on 10:55:12 06/10/04 Thu

Great humor.

If you are selfish like me though, you walk sofly and carry a big stick. I don't tell anyone about my one iron clubs that I meet on the golf course or play competitively with. Plus noone has noticed the consistent lengths of clubs as of yet. I try to not have more than one club out of the bag at any one time so they remain stealthy.

I guess this does not help David Lake get any business from my golfing associates but I try and make up for it by posting positive comments on this forum. Plus with all of my golf winnings I can afford to keep buying new clubs from DL.

>I love my 1-iron golf clubs....but here's what I hate
>about them. With traditional clubs I was always
>struggling just to get my shots into the air, much
>less hit a green from any further then 125 yards or so
>out. Now I'm unhappy if I miss from 190. I used to
>carry 14 clubs in my bag, but couldn't hit more then 7
>or 8 decently. I purchased David's driver, 3-5-7-9-11
>woods and 2 thru lw, and can hit them all as well as
>my 7 iron and 7 wood. I'm more consistent, accurate,
>and longer. That means I now have 17 clubs, and
>constantly have to struggle to decide which ones NOT
>to carry. Now that I have found the finest golf
>theory on the planet, I actually have to blame myself
>when I make a mistake, usually mental. And now the
>greatest of all indignities....I have lost my driver
>and lob wedge. My father in law tried out my driver
>several weeks ago, then borrowed it for a business
>outing. He hit every single fairway....and he has now
>taken my driver hostage, and refused to return it.
>This past weekend my brother (brother in law,
>actually) had forgotten his lob wedge, and borrowed
>mine three times during our round. He chipped in on #
>6, then actually holed out from 60 yds on # 15! I've
>been informed that I will never see it again!!
>
>Ok, now it's true that my brother is going to order a
>full set from Mr. Lake, my father-in-law has already
>done so, and it's true that my problems are good
>problems to have, but really.....I'm losing clubs
>here!
>
>So, maybe I better quit bragging on David's incredible
>advancement in club technology??? Naw, true genius
>MUST be recognized!
>
>David, I love your clubs........but I HATE the effect
>they're having on my bag of sticks !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>
>Sadly,
>
>Roy "Skip" Cline

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[> Re: why I hate 1-iron golf clubs..... (humor!) -- David Lake, 16:33:50 06/10/04 Thu

Skip,

I am sorry about your dilemma. I was just trying to help golfers play better, not lose golf clubs.

Thanks,

David

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[> [> Re: why I hate 1-iron golf clubs..... (humor!) -- Roy, 05:38:38 06/11/04 Fri

David,

We know that's what drives you, and respect you for it and appreciate it more then you know!

Chuck,

Well, the humor is well intended, because I find it in almost every situation.....but actually, they really did keep the clubs!

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