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Date Posted: 02:00:50 01/05/04 Mon
Author: Matt H.
Subject: Romantic humor poem

The Best Feeling in the World

The very best feeling in the whole world
Is not one that is too often heard.
It happens to someone every night,
In every town and every sight.
This feeling is so great and grand,
Better than holding your lover’s hand.
It’s better than watching cars get in wrecks;
Some even say that it’s better than sex.
It happens when you both get home from a date,
You’re both at the door and it’s very late.
You proceed to kiss her with all of your heart;
Then you both say goodbye, not wanting to part.
It’s been building inside you through all of the night,
And now you’ll release it with all of your might.
This final best feeling is not from the heart,
It’s when you finally get to release that big fart.

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