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>A correspondent tells me that he was at the checkout >and the girl called for "Price check on white carrots." > >He was buying some parsnips... > > >-- Willie > > >>Willie >>I guess that area is home to the world champ of the >>Three legged racer. Or their something in the water. >>(LOL) >> >>>In the supermarket today, and the recording says: >>> >>>"Bargains today in menswear... Buy two socks, get a >>>third one free." >>> >>>I could hardly push the shopping trolley.

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