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Date Posted: 12:59:32 12/23/04 Thu
Author: Karla
Subject: It's another Festivus Miracle!!!

Okay, so this isn't really an appendix, but it is what may one day be the prologue to the story I wasn't kidding about writing, which I also wasn't kidding about calling Quasi Gay: The Tale of Jonas and Kyle.

Anyway, in the spirit of the season, I'm posting it.

Merry Festivus... TO YOU!!!!






No Aqua Teen Hunger Force fans in the house?


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Fuck.





Fuck.


Fuck. Fuck. FUCK!

That was a moan – fuck. You are not supposed to moan when you’re having some sort of drunken kissing thing happening with your best friend. You’re not supposed to like it. It’s supposed to feel like kissing an arm, like some strange and awkward encounter with an over affectionate aunt. It’s not supposed to feel like home. Certainly not when you are male and so is he and neither of you are actually like that, actually.

Fuck.

This is bad, this is bad, this is so fucking bad.

Fuck. Wait. Pull yourself together you fucking idiot. You are drunk. This is drunk kissing with your equally drunk best friend. Think. Look at him. Did you really think you could convince yourself you didn’t think he was perfect, in like every conceivable way, you dumb fuck?

Okay. Don’t look at him. Just think. Everyone is drunk. People forget stuff when they’re drunk. Later, when they’re not drunk and have headaches. So use it. You’ll forget, he’ll forget, and everything will be fine. It’ll be completely fine.

Shit, where’d he go?

Fuck.

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