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Subject: Christmas story.

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wendy

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Date Posted: 10:13:29 12/26/02 Thu

Since there is not a lot happening I am going to share my favourite christmas story with you. You can put away your hankies you won't be needing them.

My mother is a very warm & wonderful woman. However, she has this little problem with words. She is dyslexic but she has taken dyslexia to a new level. She is a terrible speller, but there is really no problem there beyond some friendly assistance & a spell checker, she gets by. No the real problems begin with her tendency to alter words. Hear are a couple of examples of this.

Duracell batteries become durex.
A new building in our city is called "Dynamic earth" my mum insists on calling it Diane McKearth.......obviously some new friend she has met.

So christmas day, she had hinted that she would like a fondue set. She got one, as soon as I saw it I said to my sister, how long before it's been renamed. We took bets, but it wasn't long before my mum had spoken about looking forward to using her "Fondle set" I tell you she obviously has ideas about cooking which are going way beyond the norm.

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Subject	Author	Date
Re: Christmas story.	Jay	15:16:44 12/26/02 Thu

Re: Christmas story.	GB	14:44:28 12/29/02 Sun
Re: Christmas story. -- wendy, 07:28:16 12/30/02 Mon