I know...some of you are saying BaH HumHeartBug...St. Val's Day is a bummer.
No sweetheart...and today is just a holiday to Remind you of what a loser at love you think you really are. Ha!
So what if that inflatible Janeway or blow up Seven can't buy you roses or a box of chocolates -
My Valentine is my mother. That's right MOM. While I appreciate the sentiment...let's face it...it's my mother!
So your Janeway's and Seven's may not be warm and talkative but you can do things them that I can't even Imagine (SMACK! hey, I said I couldn't imagine it ) doing with my valentine!