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Date Posted: 23:04:01 06/14/03 Sat
Author: ~*~Sprite~*~
Subject: As the social director here on Crzy House here's some entertainment for a rainy Saturday night. And unlike that little ole hate crime debate, it won't make you want to slap someone, well maybe it will! LOLOLOLOLOL....
In reply to: ~*~Sprite~*~ 's message, "OH MY HECK!! I leave you kids alone for two seconds..." on 22:35:35 06/14/03 Sat


First of all I want to start out by saying just how distressed I am to think that they're messing with Miss Martha Stewart, the first lady of good food, nice drapes and elegant brunching. She had to resign as CEO of her mini-empire on a sad and sodden Wednesday in Manhattan

(looking absolutely fabulous but slightly tiffed, in a understated yet elegant pale grey trench coat with coordinating unbrella)
and face a 42-page federal indictment on conspiracy to obstruct justice, making false statements and engaging in securities fraud -- picky picky picky! ---- the poor greedy darling.

OK, so maybe she occasionally raged out of control on the set of her show and threw things like meat cleavers at the staff - -- and, ok, maybe she ran her Range Rover over the occasional neighbor's gardner once in a while, but look at her contributions to society! Why the woman managed to seduce an entire generation of gay men into contemplating the practicality of raising their own chickens!! Do we not ALL STILL dream about our own little palace de poulett...

OK, what else...

OHHHHHH! Jesus was gay! Who would have thunk it!! You could have knocked me on my ass with a feather (although I've always thought he had great abs.)

And you thought introducing the folks to that hunky blond orthodontist was impressive!!

Just imagine this little scene...

"Mom, Dad,I'd like you to meet. . . the Son of God. I think He could really be, you know, the ONE! Please tell me we have something kosher in the house!" LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!

(Oh I'm soooo going to burn in Hell!)

I came across this little item for those of you who fantacize about Hollywood Hunks. Gay or straight?

Hugh Jackman? I have no idea and have heard nothing credible. Probably straight.
Tom Cruisey? Yes, for God's sake. (Don't you read Super Drewby and Boy Wonder's Column?)
Matt Damon? Probably bi.
Ben Affleck? Straight.
Keanu? Bi.
Leo? Straight but has played around.
Tobey? Of course.
Travolta? Yes.
Spacey? Obviously.
Diesel? Yes.
Fraser? Straight, as far as I know.
Elijah Wood? Who cares!! LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!

Here's a vicious little swipe at the right wing nuts at Free Republic. Did you ever wonder what a Freeper Cruise looked like...well, me either, but it trust me honey and click the link!

Freeper Cruise These are the people who hate everyone who isn't just like them! Heaven help us!! LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!

And this speaks for itself!

"Well I THOUGHT Iraq had WMD..."


and now our moment of zen


::throws glitter everywhere!:: Happy Saturday everyone!

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