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Date Posted: 23:00:17 06/06/03 Fri
Author: Mitchell
Subject: OMG LMAO!!!!

Plez compleet this paper, best ya can.

1. Last name: Don’t kno how to spell it sterts with a B
First name:
[_] Billy-Bob [_] Bobby-Sue
[_] Billy-Joe [_] Bobby-Jo
[_] Billy-Ray [_] Bobby-Ann
[_] Billy-Sue [_] Bobby-Lee
[_] Billy-Mae [_] Bobby-Ellen
[_] Billy-Jack [_] Bobby-Beth
[X]Mitchey-Itchey-Bob
Age: Over 20, lost count when I ran out of toes and fingers (if unsure, guess)
Sex: [_]M [_]F [_]None!!Yes, please
Shoe Size: ____ Left ____ Right What’s a shoe?
Occupation:
[_] Goat Farmer [_] Mechanic
[_] Hair Dresser [_] Dog Thief
[_] Un-employed [_] Dirty Politician Goat hair dresser
Spouse's Name: ______________________________
2nd Spouse's Name: __________________________
3rd Spouse's Name: __________________________
Lover's Name: Sergio (HA!!! take that Josie!!!!!)
2nd Lover's Name: ___________________________
Relationship with spouse:
[_] Sister [_] Aunt
[_] Brother [_] Uncle
[_] Mother [_] Son
[_] Father [_] Daughter
[_] Cousin [_] Goat
[_] Donkey [_]Other Pet
Number of children living in household: 0
Number of chickens living in household: 12
Number of dogs living in household: 9
Number of children living in shed: I thunk thu neighbors 2 kids are a stayin in ther
Numberr of children living under front porch: 6
Number of children that are yours: Lost count___
Number of generations living in household: 5
Mother's Name: Maw
(Relation sister/aunt/cousin)
Father's Name: Paw
(Relation Grandpaw)
Education: 1 2 3 4 (Circle highest grade completed)
If you obtained a higher education what was your major? moon shine 101[_] 5th grade [X] 6th grade
Do you [_] own or [_] rent your mobile home? neither, found one I liked, waited for um to go on vacation and hooked it up and took it home.
Vehicles you own and where you keep them:
Total number of vehicles you own 18
Number of vehicles that still crank 1 sometimes
Number of vehicles in front yard 14
Number of vehicles in back yard 4
Number of vehicles on cement blocks 17
Age you started drivin 8
If over 10, are you are still slow lerrnin? [_] Yes [_] No
Firearms you own and where you keep them:
____ truck ____ kitchen
____ bedroom ____ bathroom/outhouse
____ shed ____ pawnshop 23, all the above
Model and year of your pickup: ford chevy dodge hybrid 194 2,5,and8
Do you have a gun rack?
[X] Yes [_] No If no, please explain:
Newspapers/magazines you subscribe to:
[X] The National Enquirer [_] The Globe
[_] TV Guide [_] Soap Opera Digest
[_] Rifle and Shotgun [X] Bassmasters
Number of times you've seen a UFO 6
Number of times you've seen Elvis 3
Number of times you've seen Elvis in a UFO 2
wuz aubducted 3 times, those little green bastards said they never had nobody ask to be probed befer
NO Do you hunt Bear? If so, please do not explain don’t like harry men
How often do you bathe: bathe???
[_] Weekly
[_] Monthly
[_] Not Applicable
How many teeth in YOUR mouth? my teeth are in a cup by the bed rite now
Color of teeth:
[_] Yellow [_] Brownish-Yellow
[_] Brown [_] Black [_] N/A green
Brand of chewing tobacco you prefer:
[_] Red-Man [_] Skoal copenhagen
How far is your home from a paved road? Paved road???
[_] 1 mile
[_] 2 miles[_] don't know
Distance between mobile home and Bubba's House of Beer ?20 feet
How many times has you received a DWI this year?8

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