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Date Posted: 20:45:03 05/15/03 Thu
Author: Pete
Subject: Should Republicans Get Special Rights?

Senator Santorum Outed

The outcry of Senator Rick Santorum of Pennsylvania regarding homosexuality is nothing more than a cry for help from someone silently afflicted with a severe case of human rights dysphoria. This condition generally reveals itself to a small minority, but politically powerful individuals known in common terms as �Republicans.�

Some religious zealots have called for compassion in the treatment of Republicans, noting that some practitioners such as Sen. Olympia Snowe of Maine, while declared Republicans, attempt to disengage themselves from actual Republican acts. �We must love the practitioner, while hating the practice,� one fundamentalist independent noted.

Still, Democrats believe that practicing Republicans are not born that way. They believe something in their upbringing brings them to unspeakable acts such as demanding tax cuts during time of war. �Chances are that Republicans suffered from a weak father that took them to country clubs during an impressionable age and pressured alumni organizations into placing them within an Ivy League college,� one Democrat insisted.

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Should Republicans Get Special Rights? (cont.) -- Pete, 20:46:55 05/15/03 Thu