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Milking It

BAGHDAD -- Because the "55 Most Wanted" playing card deck has proven to be so effective in helping U.S. troops identify fugitive Iraqi government officials, the Defense Intelligence Agency has decided to expand its novelty-ops program:

According to Army Brigadier General Vincent Brooks, the cartons were developed by DIA specialists who knew about the old American tradition of using low-fat dairy products to help troops learn more about the enemy.

Troops often get thirsty, and seeing photographs of the most sought-after weapons of mass destruction during milk-breaks will help soldiers and Marines in case they run into the wanted WMDs in the field, Brooks said.

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Bummer! I was just going to post this! LOL! (NT) -- Alie, 14:22:51 04/27/03 Sun
- Glad to see you back, Alie!! You know - recent polls show that most Americans say they support the fact that we went to war, even if WMDs are never found. Of course, the rest of the world may think differently about it - so at some point even the unilateralist neoconservatives running the US these days might decide they need to find something. Bottom line is -- -- Dano, 14:51:29 04/27/03 Sun
  - Thanks for the welcome back, Dano! I think the Bushies are quite relaxed about WMD now -- Alie, 15:18:17 04/27/03 Sun
    - I like the "Saddam destroyed them the night before the invasion" explanation, although now I'm pretty firm in the opinion that aliens took them -- James, 05:44:30 04/28/03 Mon