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>>T'was the night before Christmas - Old Santa was >>pissed. >>He cussed out the elves and threw down his list. >> >>Bitchy little brats, ungrateful little jerks. >> >>I've got a good mind to scrap the whole works. >> >> >> >>I've busted my ass for damn near a year. >> >>Instead of "Thanks Santa" - what do I hear? >> >>The old lady bitches 'cause I work late at night... >> >>The elves want more money - The reindeer all fight. >> >> >> >>Rudolph got drunk and goosed all the maids. >> >>Donner is pregnant and Vixen has AIDS. >> >>And just when I thought that things would get better, >> >>Those IRS assholes sent me a letter. >> >> >> >>They say I owe taxes - if that ain't damn funny. >> >>Who the hell ever sent Santa some money? >> >>And the kids these days - they all are the pits. >> >>They want the impossible. Those mean little shits. >> >> >> >>I spent a whole year making wagons and sleds, >> >>Assembling dolls...Their arms, legs and heads, >> >>I made tons of yoyo's - No request for them... >> >>Computers and robots...they think I'm IBM. >> >> >> >>Flying through the air and dodging the trees, >> >>Falling down chimneys and skinning my knees. >> >>I'm quitting this job...there's just no enjoyment. >> >>I'll sit on my fat ass and draw unemployment. >> >> >>There's no Christmas this year...you know the >>reason... >> >>Found me a blonde... going SOUTH for the season! >> >> >>Have A Great Day... >> >><IMG >>SRC="http://www.sitefights.com/community/spirit/foxydo >l >>z/missycouple.jpg" WIDTH="155" HEIGHT="160">

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