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Date Posted: 10:02:39 03/06/01 Tue
Author: WindWalker
Subject: A Bear-Foot Summer

A Bear-Foot Summer
(or The Tale of Hugga Bear,
the Great Runner)

On a long and winding path
I encountered Mr. Black Bear.
wearing Nike Air running shoes.
"Why runners?" I thought.
Surprisingly the bear replied:
"To run faster and not leave paw prints
for annoying Earthlings in clown suits
and toting very dangerous guns:
They are so careless with those!
But I must say, one of them was kind enough
to donate these shoes, huh!
I guess he'd want me to have his gun too
and his wallet stuffed with credit cards
but they taste yucky.
(Grimacing and patting his stomach.)
"Did you know bear gallbladder is worth lots of money?
I know because my brother died recently
and got very posthumously famous in China."
The bear went on, mumbling to himself:
"Human meat is so tough and cheap.
has little or no flavour,
and goes bad shortly after you kill it;
Don't worry, I won't eat you.
Come here, I'll give you a bear hug!"
"Oh no!" I said subdued
when I realized he meant it literally
as he ripped my clothes off!
I hope this is just a dream...
Pinch me! Pinch me!

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