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Date Posted: Tue, Feb 17, 08:00:41am
Author: scap
Subject: Top 10 things NOT to say on Valentine's Day
In reply to: scap 's message, "Rejected Valentine Card Lines" on Sat, Feb 14, 11:01:28am

10. "Hurry up or we'll be late for dinner at Denny's."

9. "Roses? Do you have any idea how much those cost?"

8. "Now, don't eat all that candy. It'll go straight to your butt."

7. "I got you this card because the cow on it reminded me of you."

6. "Mom, Dad, this is Killer. I met him in a prison chat room."

5. "What do you mean the Super 8 isn't romantic?"

4. "Give me a break, those aren't real."

3. "Let me play you a nice love song on my accordion."

2. "I met my last girlfriend at a wild Star Trek convention."

1. "Shoot, was that today?"

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