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Date Posted: Fri, Dec 19, 06:41:33pm
Author: Lorelie
Subject: Re: What daddy does????
In reply to: Stacie 's message, "What daddy does????" on Thu, Dec 18, 02:38:10pm

I read this to Karen over the phone. Cracked us up!!
Lorelie



>
>
>Little David was in his 5th grade class when the
>teacher asked the children what their fathers did for
>a living. All the typical answers came up -- Fireman,
>policeman, salesman, etc...
>
>David was being uncharacteristically quiet and so the
>teacher asked him about his father. "My father's an
>exotic dancer in a gay cabaret and takes off all his
>clothes In front of other men. Sometimes, if the
>offer's really good, he'll go out to the alley with
>some guy and make love with him for money."
>
>The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement,
>hurriedly set the other children to work on some
>coloring, and took Little David aside to ask him, "Is
>that really true about your father?" "No," said David,
>"He works for the Bush administration, but I was too
>embarrassed to say that in front of the other kids."

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