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Date Posted: Wed, Nov 19, 04:17:34pm
Author: scap
Subject: 22 signs you may be addicted to Internet

22 ways to tell if you have been ONLINE too long

1. Someone at work tells you a joke and you say "LOL" out loud. (done that actually)

2. You find yourself trying to tilt your head 90 degrees when you smile.

3. You double click your tv remote.

4. You spend at least 30 minutes telling everyone in a room good-bye.

5. Although you don't know what they look like, you become insanely jealous when people hit upon your cyber-love.

6. You don't even know what your cyber-love looks like.

7. You find yourself sneaking to the computer in the middle of the night while your spouse is asleep.

8. Your spouse now complains that you are moving your fingers instead of talking in your sleep.

9. You have an identity crisis if someone is using a screen name close to your own.

10. You go into labor and you stop to type a special e-mail to let everyone know you're going to be away and how you are feeling. (scap's comment: couple years ago someone actually did that in # MIRC chatroom!)

11. You marry your cyber friend, and you both sit ant your own computers and chat with each other every night from across the room.

12. You type messages to people while you are on the phone with them.

13. You type faster than you think.

14. You sign on and immediately get ten IM's from people on your buddy list.

15. You go thru withdrawal if you are away from your computer for more than two hours.

16. You wake up in the morning and you boot up before you get your coffee.

17. You have to inject No-Doze into your butt to keep it awake.

18. You wait 6 hours online for a certain "someone" to come home from work..

19. You get up at 2 AM to go to the bathroom, but boot up instead.

20. Your last sexual experience was really just a "textual" experience.

21. You understand the humor in all these jokes because you have committed them yourself.

22. You actually enjoy the fact that you're addicted.

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Re: hmmm -- cheryl, Wed, Nov 19, 05:54:56pm

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>22 ways to tell if you have been ONLINE too long > >1. Someone at work tells you a joke and you say "LOL" >out loud. (done that actually) > >2. You find yourself trying to tilt your head 90 >degrees when you smile. > >3. You double click your tv remote. > >4. You spend at least 30 minutes telling everyone in a >room good-bye. > >5. Although you don't know what they look like, you >become insanely jealous when people hit upon your >cyber-love. > >6. You don't even know what your cyber-love looks like. > >7. You find yourself sneaking to the computer in the >middle of the night while your spouse is asleep. > >8. Your spouse now complains that you are moving your >fingers instead of talking in your sleep. > >9. You have an identity crisis if someone is using a >screen name close to your own. > >10. You go into labor and you stop to type a special >e-mail to let everyone know you're going to be away >and how you are feeling. (scap's comment: couple years >ago someone actually did that in # MIRC chatroom!) > >11. You marry your cyber friend, and you both sit ant >your own computers and chat with each other every >night from across the room. > >12. You type messages to people while you are on the >phone with them. > >13. You type faster than you think. > >14. You sign on and immediately get ten IM's from >people on your buddy list. > >15. You go thru withdrawal if you are away from your >computer for more than two hours. > >16. You wake up in the morning and you boot up before >you get your coffee. > >17. You have to inject No-Doze into your butt to keep >it awake. > >18. You wait 6 hours online for a certain "someone" to >come home from work.. > >19. You get up at 2 AM to go to the bathroom, but boot >up instead. > >20. Your last sexual experience was really just a >"textual" experience. > >21. You understand the humor in all these jokes >because you have committed them yourself. > >22. You actually enjoy the fact that you're addicted.
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