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Date Posted: Thu, Jul 31, 03:39:39pm
Author: scap
Subject: SEQUEL to Senior Personal Ads - After They're Answered
In reply to: scap 's message, "Senior Personal Ads" on Wed, Jul 23, 11:25:14am

Here is what happens after those Senior Ads get answered:

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He addresses the man behind the counter: "Are you the
owner?"

The pharmacist answers: "Yes."

Jacob: "Do you sell heart medication?"

Pharmacist: "Of course we do."

Jacob: "How about medicine for circulation?"

Pharmacist: "All kinds."

Jacob: "Medicine for rheumatism?"

Pharmacist: "Definitely."

Jacob: "Medicine for memory?"

Pharmacist: "Yes, a large variety."

Jacob: "What about vitamins and sleeping pills?"

Pharmacist: "Absolutely."

Jacob: "What about sugar diabetes. We both got bad cases."

Pharmacist: "Oh, but of course. You name it with that condition, and we have the works."

Jacob: "You have loose bladder and gas pills?"

Pharmacist: "Yes, there are lots of those with plenty of generics."

Jacob: "Perfect! We'd like to register here for our
wedding gifts."

Received from Thomas S. Ellsworth of GCF.>>

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hmmm, somehow first paragraph of this story got lost -- scap, Thu, Jul 31, 03:41:43pm

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>Here is what happens after those Senior Ads get >answered: > ><<Jacob age 85, and Rebecca age 79 are all excited >about their decision to get married. They go for a >stroll to discuss the wedding and on the way home they >pass a drugstore. Jacob suggests that they go in. > >He addresses the man behind the counter: "Are you the >owner?" > >The pharmacist answers: "Yes." > >Jacob: "Do you sell heart medication?" > >Pharmacist: "Of course we do." > >Jacob: "How about medicine for circulation?" > >Pharmacist: "All kinds." > >Jacob: "Medicine for rheumatism?" > >Pharmacist: "Definitely." > >Jacob: "Medicine for memory?" > >Pharmacist: "Yes, a large variety." > >Jacob: "What about vitamins and sleeping pills?" > >Pharmacist: "Absolutely." > >Jacob: "What about sugar diabetes. We both got bad >cases." > >Pharmacist: "Oh, but of course. You name it with that >condition, and we have the works." > >Jacob: "You have loose bladder and gas pills?" > >Pharmacist: "Yes, there are lots of those with plenty >of generics." > >Jacob: "Perfect! We'd like to register here for our >wedding gifts." > >Received from Thomas S. Ellsworth of GCF.>>
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