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>In an effort to add diversity to the workforce, five >cannibals get hired by a large school district. >During the welcoming ceremony the superintendent says >to the cannibals, "You're all part of our team now. >You can earn good money here, and you can go to the >cafeteria for something to eat. So please don't >trouble any of the other employees." The cannibals >promised they wouldn't bother anyone. > >Four weeks later the superintendent returns and says, >"You're all working very hard, and I'm very satisfied >with all of you. However, one of our janitors has >disappeared. Do any of you know what happened to him?" > The cannibals all shake their heads no. > >After the boss left, the leader of the cannibals says >to the others, "Which of you idiots ate the >janitor?" A hand raises hesitantly, to which the >leader of the cannibals replies, "You FOOL! For a >month now we've been eating Assistant Superintendents, >Principals, Assistant Principals, Curriculum >Supervisors and Coordinators, and no one noticed >anything, and YOU had to go and eat a janitor!"
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