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>If evolution really works, how come Mothers only have >two hands? > >Personally, I think today's kids ought to do something >really special for their Mothers on Mother's Day -- >like move out! > >Hey guys -- looking for a great gift for your >Mother-in-Law on Mother's Day? Why not send her back >her daughter??? > >A single Mom was asked by a friend what her son was >taking in college. With a sigh she replied, >"Everything I have." > >Fathers -- take heart, your day is coming, and you can >be sure of getting at least one thing -- the bills >from Mother's Day. > >Most Mothers are always amazed when their >sons/daughters marry a person with much lower mental >capacity, ambition and moral standards, yet still >manage to have utterly brilliant children. > >A daughter broke-up with her boyfriend. She asked her >Mother's advice about returning the gifts he'd given >her. >Without a pause, her Mother replied, "Send back the >stuffed animals and letters, but keep the jewelry for >sentimental reasons." > >Received from the Web. > >-=+=- > >Remember when the funniest jokes were the clean ones? >They still are! >The Good, Clean Funnies List: Good, clean funnies five >times a week, FOR F R E E! ... AND NO ADS IN THE >MAILINGS! > >A cheerful heart is good medicine... (Prov 17:22a)
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