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Welcome. This forum is to help out with an upcoming film titled "Minimum Wage" about insane things that happen to people at work. Here, you can sumbit your story for consideration to be written into the movie. Also, this will be a place for fun, just to talk about and compare work stories.
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Subject: How Will We Love?


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Date Posted: Tue, Apr 14 2009, 5:56:06

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Subject: Asian Fetish Anyone??????????


Author:
Asian Fetish Anyone??????????
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Date Posted: Sat, Nov 18 2006, 17:46:04

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Subject: Work together and try this and you will never have to work for minimum wage again


Author:
J4
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Date Posted: Sat, Apr 30 2005, 18:00:10

All you have to do is get 15 people interested and you will be on your way to making over $800,000.00 It's like playing the lottery but this time you know you will be a winner!!! (The whole idea of helping each other get ahead in life is a wonderful thought)

how to generate money from home its like 1-2-3


An easy way to make money and get rich quick! No scam! 100% legal
this is not a scam i have done it myself
Can you really make money so easily? I am and this helps while
developing my own online business!
I thought it was impossible. Just read this. I don't even have to
convince you that this is not a scam because it makes logical sense
how you can earn money through paypal.
A little while back, I was browsing through a newsgroup, just like you
are now and came across an article similar to this that said you could
make thousands dollars within weeks with only an initial investment of
$6.00! So I thought, "Yeah, right, this must be a scam", but like most
of us, I was curious, so I kept reading :
OPRAH WINFREY and an article published in the Wall Street Journal,
here is some of it!!
Everyone has heard about "PayPal" (if you haven't you will soon) and,
when I came across this concept I knew it would work because, as a member of
PayPal, I had already experienced their efficiency and excellent
standing. PayPal is the simplest method of making and receiving
payments online anyone has ever seen! Anyone with an
email address can join, for FREE! Please read further before you go
there...
You can complete this whole process in less than one hour and you will
never forget the day you decided to do so!!! Oh!, Did I say FAST? By
fast I mean 'the speed of the Internet-type fast.' Everything is done
on the Internet by E-mail. And, if you abide by the rules, it is NOT
considered SPAM, so it's perfectly legal!
Anyway, it said that you send $1.00 though paypal to each of the
emails stated in the article. You then place your own email address in
the bottom of the list at No.6, and post the article in at least 200
newsgroup. (There are thousands) No catch, that was it. So after
thinking it over, and talking to few people first, I thought about
trying it. I figured what have I got to lose except $6.00, right?
Like most of us I was a little skeptical and a little worried about
the legal aspects of it : It follows the same regulations as the
mailed chain letters, which according to the U.S. Post Office
(1-800-725-2161) is indeed legal! Then I invested the measly $6.00.
Well GUESS WHAT!!?. Within 7 days, I started getting money in my
PayPal account! I was shocked and excited! I figured it would end
soon, but the money just kept coming in. In my first week, I made
about $25.00. By the
end second week I had made a total over $1,100.00! In the third week I
had over $9,000.00 and it's still growing. This is now my fourth week
and I have made a total of just over $22,000.00 and it's still
coming in rapidly. Its : Certainly worth $6.00., I have spent more
than that on the lottery!! : Let me tell you how this works and most
importantly, why it works? Also, make sure you print a copy of this
article NOW, so you can get the information off of it as you need it.
REQUIREMENTS: You must have a verified PayPal account. If you do not
have an account you can go to www.paypal.com and follow the
instructions to set up a free account. In order to place the initial
$6 into your account, you will have to verify your bank account with
PayPal (which may take a few days). Paypal is 100% secure and is used
my millions of people world wide.
STEP 1: Send, though PayPal, $1.00 to each email on the below list.
Make the subject of the payment "Email List" and in the comments,
write "PLEASE PUT ME ON YOUR EMAIL LIST." What you are doing is
creating a service by this and best of all you are not giving your
address to anyone you do not know.. THIS IS ABSOLUTELY LEGAL!
The email list:
1) bigdhsb@hotmail.com
2) confidential_929@hotmail.com
3) shin_trojin@msn.com
4 moneycurrencydollars@yahoo.com
5) llshirley@aol.com
6) J4world@aol.com

STEP 2: Now take the 1st email off the list that you see above, move
the other addresses up (6 becomes 5, 5 becomes 4, etc?.) and add YOUR
email address (the one used on the paypal account) as number 6 on the
list.
ex:
1) bigdhsb@hotmail.com
2) confidential_929@hotmail.com
3) shin_trojin@msn.com
4) moneycurrencydollars@yahoo.com
5) llshirley@aol.com
6) J4world@aol.com

STEP 3: Change anything you need to, but try to keep this article as
close to original as possible. Now, post your amended article to at
least 200 newsgroups, message board. (I think there are close to
32,000 groups) All you need is 200, but remember, the more you post,
the more money you make - as well as everyone else on the list!
---- DIRECTIONS----
HOW TO POST TO NEWSGROUPS, MESSAGE BOARD----------
Step 1) You do not need to re-type this entire letter to do your own
posting. Simply put your cursor at the beginning of this letter and
drag your : Cursor to the bottom of this document, and select 'copy'
from the edit menu. This will copy the entire letter into the computer
memory.
Step 2) Open a blank 'notepad' file and place your cursor at the top
of the blank page. From the 'edit' menu select 'paste'. This will
paste a copy of the letter into notepad so that you can add your name
to the list.
Step 3) save your new notepad
file as a .txt file. If you want to do your postings in different
sittings, you'll always have this file to go back to. :
Step 4) Use Netscape or Internet explorer and try searching for
various newsgroups (on-line forums, message boards, chat sites,
discussions.)
Just example you log on any search engine like, yahoo.com,google.com,
altavista.com,excite.com then you search with this subject millionaire
message board? or money making message
board? or employment message board? or money making discussions?
or money making forum? or business message board? etc. You will find
thousand & thousand message board. Click one by one then you will find
the option post a new message.
Step 5) Visit these message boards and post this article as a new
message by highlighting the text of this letter and selecting paste
from the edit menu. Fill
in the Subject, this will be the header that everyone sees as they
scroll through the list of postings in a particular group, click the
post message button. You're done with your first one!.
HOW IT WORKS? When you send out 200 Posts, it is estimated that at least 15 people will respond and send you a $1.00. ($15.00) Those 15 will Post 200 Posts each and 225 (15x15=225) people send you $1.00 ($225.00) Those 225 people Post 200 Posts each and 3,375 (225x15=3375) people send you $1.00 ($3,375.00) Those 3,375 post 200 posts each and 50,625 (3375x15=50625) people send you $1.00 ($50,625.00) Those 50,625 post 200 posts each and 759,375 (50625x15=759,375) people send you $1.00 ($759,375) At this point your name will drop off the list, but so far you have received around $800,000. P.S. When your money begins to come in, give the first 10% to charity with spirit and share a good fortune!
Please Be Honest and it will truely work for you: Congrats!

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Subject: Woa Long time no see


Author:
Mike
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Date Posted: Fri, Apr 23 2004, 13:12:18

Wow.. just went and checked my old e-mail and remembered I friggen had a message board. Hey thanks everyone for thier posts. The movie never got made. Instead, we did a bunch of short films for festivals, some of which turned out to be pretty cool. I would still love to do this movie, though. Maybe if I can get some more good responses.
I need some more madness though. Like.. some guy told me about having to kick out a reeking homeless guy out of a restaurant for trying to convince everyone he was Jesus. He kept calling everyone devils.. you knor, it's all about details man.
Well.. we'll see if anybody posts again. ;) See ya.

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Subject: Sexually abused by female coworker.


Author:
Sally
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Date Posted: Sat, Nov 15 2003, 19:43:17

I was working as a teacher's assistant in a California high school. I liked my job, but the teacher that I was assisting kept hitting on me. One day, after classes, when I was reviewing homework, she came up behind me, lifted my shirt, and began licking my neck. Her name is Bridget O'Brien. I'll never forget that fucking bitch. Needless to say, I quit.

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Subject: The "Robert Kahlert Kisses Lenat's Ass, AGAIN" story.


Author:
Zela the Witch
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Date Posted: Thu, Apr 24 2003, 20:01:25

One weekend a former employee of Cycorp sent a graphic by email to all of the employees of Cycorp. Cycorp, being a small version of the kingdom in the story "The Emperor's New Clothes" depended upon maintaining the illusion that Doug Lenat is a man of profound depth and intelligence. Well, the comic exposed Doug for what he is.

Fortunately for Doug, yet unfortunately for the truth, Robert Kahlert, a man the Cycorp falsely claims to constitute and entire team of theological ontologists, broke into the email server and attempted to delete (in Ministry of Truth Style) the offending email from every employees account, before the employees turned up for more abuse (I mean work) the coming Monday.

Robert wasn't as good a hacker as he thought himself to be, however. He messed up the email accounts of many slaves (I mean workers) leaving obvious footprints of his foolish and "brownnose-ish") exercize.

When the world found out, Robert, in his typical Austrian style, sent commanding and insulting emails to everyone. One of his fellow workers replied, in an attempt to help Robert save face, that his actions were merely the product of a cultural misunderstanding concerning the bounds of good manners. Of course, everyone knew that Robert was really just a cad.

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Subject: All of these stories are TRUE


Author:
MrTim
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Date Posted: Sun, Nov 09 2003, 22:34:39

Where to start....?
Okay, we had a bastard come in to evaluate our store, which he recommended it to be closed (which it was, months later), and we found out on his last day he was on probation (not even supposed to leave his county) which if we'd known that (like a lot earlier) we would have had the local cops (we had connections....) pick him up. Last I heard he was back in state prison (and I pray that nobody made it any easier for him KY-wise, if-you-know-what-I-mean.....) (Put THAT in your movie!)
At a different company (and a very big chain), the CEO was coming to visit the store, so everybody is in clean-clean panic mode, and *I* get sent outside to *pick weeds* out of the sidewalk(!) So while I'm killing an hour, a helicopter flies around the store twice, then heads for Disney World. (You guessed it. That was the inspection! They didn't believe me when I told them in the store that the CEO just came by...)
That's it for now.....

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Subject: clientlogic


Author:
kay
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Date Posted: Fri, Feb 28 2003, 14:19:22

so ... no shit ... there i was at clientlogic ... i forced my way to tier ii by sheer determination ... the good life ... until that asshole jacob decides that the tier i tech support queue is "too busy" ... so he reskills all of us tier ii folks to so that we take tier i calls as well ...

needless to say, chaos breaks loose ... i don't know if you've ever had a super difficult tech support call over the phone, but what it comes down to is that after you spend 1.5 hours racking your brain on seriously thought draining support, the last thing you want to do is turn around and talk to some moron who can't get his fucking email servers typed in right ...

so my last day of work (i didn't know this at the time -- it just happened to be Jan 2nd, 2003). i took my first call. it was a tier 1 call, and some dipshit decides to be an asshole. so i'm standing my ground, and suddenly out of nowhere the guy starts cussing at me. i was like "no way."

then he was like "listen asshole..."

that was it. i snapped. i said "oh, fuck you, motherfucker." and proceeded to release the call. then i unplugged my headset, went to my locker, got my stuff, and walked out the door.

no goodbyes, no nothing.

well my supe calls me 12 days later asking me if i'm coming back to work. "you must be joking, right?"

well, that was clientlogic. 4 months, 12 days.

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Subject: Welcome


Author:
Mike
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Date Posted: Sun, Feb 23 2003, 11:03:19

Hi everyone, just wanted to start things off here by telling you a little bit about me. I'm a student film maker in Albuquerque, New Mexico. I'm working with a group on a new film, which I will be writing and doing the cinematography on. I don't want to go too far into what the movie is going be like, but basically it's going to be a comedy with a few people reflecting on their work experiences. So, I'm trying to gather up a bunch of different off the wall stories to help put it all together.
The idea came to me because I've worked at several different types of jobs at fast food restaurants, manufacturing plants, and tech call centers to name a few; and at each place, something really stupid, insane, or messed up happened. I realized that everyone has at least one crazy story about work, so I wanted to put them all together in one film.
So, this will hopefully give me some more ideas on what to write about, but more so I want this be a place to talk about work. You know, wether you're letting out steam, or just laughing about how stupid people can be, it's really fun to talk about.
So don't hold back.. I don't care how bad (or good) it gets, just let it rip. Only, they said they'd cancel the forum if there's something is offensive, so I figure just about anything will be fine, just censor your curse words. Thanks a million to everyone who posts.

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