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Subject: Haha Funny!


Author:
Chicky
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Date Posted: 19:24:29 08/16/03 Sat

*strolls on in and tacks this up on the board, laughing her ass off..before skittering back out*



A priest, a rabbi and a minister were all in a boat out in the middle of a lake. The Minister says, "I am thirsty. I will go to shore and get something to drink."

So he gets out of the boat walks across the water to shore, gets a soda, walks back across the water, and gets back in the boat.

The minister says, "I am thirsty also. I will go to shore and get something to drink."

So he gets out of the boat walks across the water to shore, gets a soda, walks back across the water, and gets back in the boat.

The rabbi thinks to himself "pretty cool. I will try it." So he says, "I am thirsty also. I will go to shore and get something to drink."

He gets out of the boat and falls in the water and drowns.

Then the priest said to the minister, "Do you think we should have told him where the rocks were?"

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