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When dtd this thing some back to life? -- Bry, 19:27:10 05/05/07 Sat
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Knock, Knock.... -- Ellie, 22:45:36 04/03/07 Tue
Is anyone home? Guess i'll wander back to the Bee Hive....see ya'll there, hopefully...
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testing -- testing, 18:42:59 03/25/06 Sat
truly am testing
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Friday the 13th?unlucky?naaaaaaaah!!!!!!!! -- firewoman, 21:26:03 04/13/05 Wed
I am in an extra special party mood cos I have been took on full time at work today!!!yaaaaaaaaaaay!!!
so I want everyone with full glasses,toby-you know what to do my lil butler,but not too close to tattygal,cos she wont let the bottle go!everyone have fun and smile cos friday the 13th is a good friday!
oh and just for tattygal*bite your tongue......no you do it for me!*yaaaaaaaaaaaay!!!!LOL!!!!
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Ok.. -- Teri, 16:28:59 04/13/05 Wed
Not to completely change the subject..but I have successfully downloaded and installed the Yahoo instant messenger thing...now I haven't a clue what to do with it...but I have disconnected from it now...because I don't like instant messages...but let me know how to add people so that next time there is a chat I will be ready...whew! Oh my id is luvmygrls2002
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Supplemental...bedobedobedobdo -- Amy, 13:37:55 04/13/05 Wed
Sorry, just have that going 'round in my head for some reason.
Happy Friday the 13th, I trust we will all survive intact. Happy Good Friday to all the Christian-type people, and I hope you have a Happy Easter to follow. Lots of non-enslaved chocolate, and other types of fun. I only have to work a 1/2 day today, so I'm grateful for that.
Good squeezy for all!
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Hello! -- Liz, 23:20:08 04/12/05 Tue
Anybody about tonight?
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A Whale? -- Bryan... where are my binoculars goddamnit, 00:45:27 04/13/05 Wed
So that's why all those helicopters were flying around all afternoon. There's a WHALE in the river!! Right here where I live!! It was all over the local news.. flipping stations.. granted it's a very small beluga whale, but it IS a whale! I should go see but I'm too lazy.. you know what, I think I will go look! When will I ever get the chance to see a whale 2 miles from my house again?
I hope the thing turns around and swims back to the ocean where it belongs.. I'm nowhere near the ocean. WTF is it doing here? It's either sick or a very retarded whale. I think the shad are running, maybe it was snacking and got distracted by all the fishies.
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fairy dust, fairy dust -- kara, 04:14:51 04/09/05 Sat
i've found the comfy purple couch and it's all quite wondrous.
was hoping to see a bit more action here...but very happy to see a couple names that i recognize. *mwah* miss talking to you. it really has been a lifetime or two. but things are going well. hope all is groovy with you luverlies as well!
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I can't get you out of my mind...... -- PR, 21:18:35 11/12/01 Mon
Australian pop star Kylie Minogue has been branded an ugly dwarf by her prospective father-in-law.
Minogue, 33, is reported to have been shopping for engagement rings with model boyfriend James Gooding, 26, - although she told a Sunday newspaper that they were looking at photo frames and denied marriage was on the cards.
But she has been rocked by a bitter outburst from Gooding's estranged father David, 56, who summed her up by saying "Yuk".
"She's a dwarf," the publican and former advertising executive said.
"She's only about 4ft 2ins, you know. I'd never heard of her until James picked her up at one of these award ceremonies.
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- Bwah-ha-ha! Oh there's something wrong with this though...every word is spelled correctly. Fix it! ;-P -- Summer, 21:20:33 11/12/01 Mon
- Well, she did sing "I should be so yukky, yukky, yukky, yukky. I should be so yukky in love.* *wink* Ah, what a cruel judgement! She's quite an act to follow, really. (NT) -- Tobermory, 18:58:36 04/12/05 Tue
- No worries, her spin doctor Sarah will straighten things out. -- Cheesy, 19:11:20 04/12/05 Tue
- Oh, can't you just see her reading her drivel out loud!! I'd so pay to see that. -- Cheesy - Summer, how are you sweetie?, 19:19:42 04/12/05 Tue
-- Cheesy - here's my selection - Rutger Hauer, 19:50:52 04/12/05 Tue
- Oh, you just wanted names, not big fuck off picture nominations? -- Cheesy, 19:55:46 04/12/05 Tue
- Yeah, this is an older picture, but he is still around. Hm, Dead People, that opens up a whole new category -- Cheesy, 19:57:43 04/12/05 Tue
- Its f*ck, sh*t, Tourette's f*cking Syndrome...bastard, mother f*cker... (NT) -- gumtree, 22:35:42 04/12/05 Tue
Just cos I'm sick of seeing no new posts on here -- Firewoman*I dont care if you dont find it funny I do*, 22:21:40 03/14/05 Mon
Sha la la lala lalala
Sha la la lala lalala
Sha la la lala lalala
When the day is dawningon a Texas Sunday morning
how I long to be there
with Marie who's waiting for me there
every lonely city where I hang my hat
ain't as half as pretty as where my baby's at
Is this the way to Amarillo
every night I've been hugging my pillow
dreaming dreams of Amarilloand sweet Marie who waits for me
show me the way to Amarillo
I've been weeping like a willow
crying over Amarillo
and sweet Marie who waits for me
Sha la la lala lalala Sha la la lala lalala
Sha la la lala lalala and Marie who waits for me
There's a church bell ringing
hear the song of joy that it's singing
for the sweet Mariaand the guy who's coming to see her
just beyong the highway, there's an open plain
and it keeps me going through the wind and rain
Is this the way to Amarillo
every night I've been hugging my pillow
dreaming dreams of Amarilloand sweet Marie who waits for me
show me the way to Amarillo
I've been weeping like a willow
crying over Amarillo
and sweet Marie who waits for me
Sha la la lala lalala Sha la la lala lalala
Sha la la lala lalala and Marie who waits for me
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Papa Lazarou -- Daft arse, 21:21:49 03/31/05 Thu
GET IN TOUCH!!
No-one understands when I say How dare you!
I suppose this will just echo around this message board as its dead as a dodo.But I had to give it one last try.
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A Joke... -- Bry, 01:15:52 03/23/05 Wed
Since i'm posting just to post.. since nobody else is.. my sister sent me this. It made me smile.
It is hard to find a joke today without a dirty word or two in it, but, here is one:
Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods. A small tree begins to grow between them, and the beech says to the birch, "Is that a son of a beech or a son of a birch?"
The birch says he cannot tell.
Just then a woodpecker lands on the sapling. The birch says, "Woodpecker, you are a tree expert. Can you tell if that is a son of a beech or a son of a birch?"
The woodpecker takes a taste of the small tree. He replies, "It is neither a son of a beech nor a son of a birch. It is, however, the best piece of ash I have ever put my pecker in."
Wipe that smile off your face.
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FW is right.. it's so empty here -- Bry, 07:00:24 03/21/05 Mon
I stopped sticking my nose in here because I thought I helped scare people away. Doesn't seem to matter now. Nobody posts here anymore!!! It's pretty blah.
I'm in love with another young internet guy. He likes me too, he leaves me messages when I'm away.. he called me! Tee Heee Hee! It's sickening.
He's a good kid, he's a bit of a goth.. but not really.. you'd have to know him to understand. We're just net friends. He did send me a shirt. I sent him a French Maid costume. lol It's a weird thing.
Take care all you Izzard Lizards.. eww. I don't like that at all. I typed it so I'll leave it. "Izzardites" is better.
The boy is still at work? Freaking time zones. I'm going to bed.
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Johhnny's Gone -- Bryan, 00:52:38 02/14/05 Mon
... well, he was getting up in years. Brad Pitt and Johnny Depp are 42? The 'Karate Kid' Ralph Macchio is 44! Sean Connery is 74!?! (I still might do him) Robbie is only 31?
Bryan.. turning 37 on the sixteenth.. sigh
it's been a bit empty in here. might as well announce my birthday. ((hugs)) i'm back out.
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- And MzRie is 39 and still mid adolecent.It ain't the number! Alan Rickman is still the sexiest beast and at 60! Happy st. VD chillydren!!! -- MzRie, 14:45:25 02/14/05 Mon
- in other news... there are episodes of "Fraggle Rock" out on dvd. get them... i'm not that old, i just spent my afternoon watching fraggles... and i have a cyber valentine :) he's such a sweet kid. (NT) -- Bry... oh my, there's bonus fraggle footage? who would have thunk it. dance your cares away, worries for another day, let the music play down at fraggle rock, 20:04:54 02/14/05 Mon
- these are fraggles btw...
(NT) -- in case you didn't know what one was... Bry.. i'm always here, i'm never there, i'm never ever anywhere.. excepting here, 'cause here is where i'm in.. but when i go from here to there, my here comes with me everywhere till there is here, and here is where i've been, 22:33:03 02/14/05 Mon
Ok this time i am really back! Fecking puttas! DAMM them all to hell! ( in the voice of Stewie Griffen) -- Papa Lazarou, 20:36:03 02/07/05 Mon
Ahem! Hello, T, aka ( FW ) Bela and Lizzard. Feckin hate this putta but it has all my stolen films and tunes on it! If this comes up in court " NAH NAH NAH im not listening"
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Ok this time i am really back! Fecking puttas! DAMM them all to hell! ( in the voice of Stewie Griffen) -- Pappa Lazarou, 20:35:08 02/07/05 Mon
Ahem! Hello, T, aka ( FW ) Bela and Lizzard. Feckin hate this putta but it has all my stolen films and tunes on it! If this comes up in court " NAH NAH NAH im not listening"
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*tumbleweed* -- Mrs B, 22:10:16 01/10/05 Mon
No-one's been here since Christmas Eve. It's looking a tad dusty. *blows cobwebs out of the way*
Anyway, I'm only posting cause the phrase "Go for the burn!" has popped into my head and I can't for the life of me remember when Eddie said it. It's driving me NUTS! Anyone? Anyone at all?????????????????
Hope everyone had a good Christmas and New Year, Tina do you still have my e-mail address? If so, e-mail me woman, it's been frigging YEARS!
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Happy Christmas to all -- Alison, 17:50:01 12/24/04 Fri
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Covered In Bees? -- Guess Who... begins with B, 05:15:52 12/20/04 Mon
Thousands of bees swarmed a Las Vegas highway after a tractor-trailer loaded with dozens of bee hives overturned on Wednesday.
It happened on an elevated ramp on U.S. Highway 95.
Gallons of honey also spilled onto the highway and the ground below.
Bees swarmed from the mound of destroyed hives.
A front-end loader was called in to push the remainder of the hives off the ramp and onto the ground.
A special bee recovery team also was called in to help with the cleanup.
The driver of the truck was not believed to be seriously injured in the accident.
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Papa is back, -- aaron_donnelly, 02:03:23 12/03/04 Fri
Sorry Firewoman and Bela!
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tina -- Aaron is calling, 02:14:24 12/03/04 Fri
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Me,Late as usual -- MzRie, 10:52:09 11/22/04 Mon
So, I see some oldies drifting back.(like I can talk...It's been months for me!) Life is good here. It's snowing and rather christmas like already. Carrie saw Eddie in LA and she thought he was at his best too. I guess it's time for us to get hepped up for the next tour.
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Oops! -- Mrs B, 22:40:19 10/22/04 Fri
Should have been here about 2 months ago, shouldn't I!
Well, Eddie was fantastic when I went to see him. He really interacted with the audience (there were only 150 of us), I had a short coversation with him about patents and he was VERY VERY funny. I really hope he incorporates some of the stuff he did into his next tour, I was crying by the end of the night, best I've seen him in a long time!! Oh and he was in bloke mode completely, pair of jeans and a blue shirt, first few buttons undone and just hanging over his jeans. Slob, lol!
Also, I don't know if anyone saw Eddie on Parkinson over the weekend? Well, there was a bit near then end when Parky was talking to Donny Osmond about fans when he said to Eddie "Eddie, what are your fans called? Izzardisters or something?" Unfortunately my mouth engaged before my brain and I shouted out "Izzardites!!!!!!" I was really hoping they'd cut it out of the show but did they? Nope. So if you saw it and wondered who it was, it was me!
Hope everyones doing good - this board is SOOOOOOO quiet! I suggest you all come over to my new and improved forum at www.willschoice.com/forum It was meant to be a Will site but it's kinda turned into a chat about anything site. It WOULD be great to see some of you over there!!
Squeezies etc!!!
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bardef.jsp?searchfor=#11#&pb=im -- b, 13:55:51 11/02/04 Tue
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it's probably the chains between his ankles that put people off -- Poule R, 05:32:56 04/13/05 Wed
Did I say Wayward? You're going to the Home for Wayward Girls, to subsist on gruel and prayer. -- Gaby. And whuppings on Thursday evenings, by Sister Wilhemina, for those who have failed to comply...., 05:54:36 04/13/05 Wed
Unfortunately, by the time I found my binoculars and got moving it was getting dark out so I didn't go look. -- Bry.. I hope i don't mess this up.. Click Me, 02:22:23 04/13/05 Wed