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Covered In Bees? -- Guess Who... begins with B, 05:15:52 12/20/04 Mon

Thousands of bees swarmed a Las Vegas highway after a tractor-trailer loaded with dozens of bee hives overturned on Wednesday.

It happened on an elevated ramp on U.S. Highway 95.

Gallons of honey also spilled onto the highway and the ground below.

Bees swarmed from the mound of destroyed hives.

A front-end loader was called in to push the remainder of the hives off the ramp and onto the ground.

A special bee recovery team also was called in to help with the cleanup.

The driver of the truck was not believed to be seriously injured in the accident.

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I want to know how you get a job on a "bee recovery team". And what equipment are you issued - some pollen and a scoop? -- Amy, searching for "Bee Recovery School" in the classifieds, 01:35:58 12/21/04 Tue

Papa is back, -- aaron_donnelly, 02:03:23 12/03/04 Fri
Sorry Firewoman and Bela!

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I lost my moblie and my putta went tits tup I was in limbo, -- Papa Lazarou, 02:07:35 12/03/04 Fri
what about me??? hi papa!!! -- lizzard *waving arms like a madwoman*, 23:38:13 12/10/04 Fri

tina -- Aaron is calling, 02:14:24 12/03/04 Fri
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I'm here!Get in touch somehow!! (NT) -- Tina, 19:10:59 12/03/04 Fri
- You have mail! (NT) -- Tina, 19:21:10 12/03/04 Fri

Me,Late as usual -- MzRie, 10:52:09 11/22/04 Mon
So, I see some oldies drifting back.(like I can talk...It's been months for me!) Life is good here. It's snowing and rather christmas like already. Carrie saw Eddie in LA and she thought he was at his best too. I guess it's time for us to get hepped up for the next tour.

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At some of the DVD signings he was saying he's not really going to do big tours any more, just small tours here and there. I'd like to see him again! -- Amy, 01:33:41 11/24/04 Wed
- me too! How's life Amy? -- MzRie, 02:52:36 11/25/04 Thu
  - Life would be good if I didn't have to work or get up early. Other than that...I can't complain. :) How's by you? -- Amy, 21:57:58 11/27/04 Sat

Oops! -- Mrs B, 22:40:19 10/22/04 Fri
Should have been here about 2 months ago, shouldn't I!

Well, Eddie was fantastic when I went to see him. He really interacted with the audience (there were only 150 of us), I had a short coversation with him about patents and he was VERY VERY funny. I really hope he incorporates some of the stuff he did into his next tour, I was crying by the end of the night, best I've seen him in a long time!! Oh and he was in bloke mode completely, pair of jeans and a blue shirt, first few buttons undone and just hanging over his jeans. Slob, lol!

Also, I don't know if anyone saw Eddie on Parkinson over the weekend? Well, there was a bit near then end when Parky was talking to Donny Osmond about fans when he said to Eddie "Eddie, what are your fans called? Izzardisters or something?" Unfortunately my mouth engaged before my brain and I shouted out "Izzardites!!!!!!" I was really hoping they'd cut it out of the show but did they? Nope. So if you saw it and wondered who it was, it was me!

Hope everyones doing good - this board is SOOOOOOO quiet! I suggest you all come over to my new and improved forum at www.willschoice.com/forum It was meant to be a Will site but it's kinda turned into a chat about anything site. It WOULD be great to see some of you over there!!

Squeezies etc!!!

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Great to see you Mrs.B, and I'm glad you had a good time at Eddie - and I'm glad someone told him what his fans call themselves!! -- Amy, 02:19:02 10/25/04 Mon
This is very encouraging news...thanks for the posting, Mrs. B! -- Cheesy, 03:06:48 11/02/04 Tue
yes, much better than slutbunwaller -- poule, 23:59:17 11/09/04 Tue

bardef.jsp?searchfor=#11#&pb=im -- b, 13:55:51 11/02/04 Tue
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Quoi? -- Bry, 04:37:06 10/10/04 Sun
So I peek at one of the many strange sites I like but never have time to visit, just to see what's happening... it's playing D2K. What the heck? I left it on of course. How odd.

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That's pretty cool! Was it a comedy site? -- Amy, 18:47:47 10/10/04 Sun
- I thought it was exceptionally cool. It's an met radio site. *click* -- Bry, 06:05:05 10/11/04 Mon
  - NET.. my keyboard was purring and wanted it's ears scratched. -- me, 06:07:53 10/11/04 Mon

Happy Birthday to you, Happy Birthday to you -- Alison, 07:48:02 10/06/04 Wed

Happy Birthday dear Bela,
Happy Birthday to you !!!

I had a lovely little picture all ready to post, and Photobucket is down :(

Have a great day
Alison
xx

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Happy Birthday...AGAIN! -- Amy, double-board poster, 14:50:41 10/06/04 Wed
- Better late than never! -- Alison, 16:37:37 10/06/04 Wed

since i dunno any naughty jokes .. -- béla (has never been to the oktoberfest in her life), 10:21:02 09/21/04 Tue
... i havent told you yet ...

here's a nice one ..

A woman stumbled upon an old brass lamp while walking on a beach. When she picked it up and rubbed it, a genie popped up. He told her she could have one wish.

She said her wish was peace in the Middle East and showed him a map and said she wanted these countries to stop fighting with each other, now and forever.

The Genie looked at the map and said. "I doubt that will ever happen. These countries have been at war for thousands of years and although I'm good, I'm not that good so make another wish".

The woman said "Well, I've never been able to find Mr. Right. You know,a man who's considerate and fun, fit, warm and affectionate, gorgeous, well endowed, only wants sex with me, doesn't do drugs or drink too much,
has a great job with a good income, loves to travel, goes to the theatre, likes to cook and help with housecleaning, gets along with my family and tells me I always look fabulous and is great in bed.

"The genie let out a long sigh and said "let me see that f***ing map again."

*copyright alison

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Good one Bela! -- Amy, madly waving hello!, 13:21:21 09/21/04 Tue
- hi amy, i can see youuuuuuu .... -- béla, 14:24:17 09/21/04 Tue
  - That cat looks like I feel after a few beers. -- Amy, 14:42:04 09/21/04 Tue

For Bry - FYI -- Amy, 21:38:02 09/20/04 Mon
by Ben Townley, Gay.com U.K.

September 14, 2004

Pop star Robbie Williams has apparently snubbed a role in an award-winning musical because he fears it will perpetuate the rumors about his sexuality.
According to the Daily Star, the singer has been offered the part of a gay man in Broadway musical "The Boy From Oz."

The rest of the article can be found on Planetout.com.

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Thank you, I nicked the pic pf course. Ok so Robbie says hes str8, nothing wrong w/ that lol, but with him being such a drunk and what not I just don't believe nothing went on. At the very least some bloke propositioned him and he pulled his pants down so the guy could 'touch' it *snicker* -- Bry, 06:40:29 09/21/04 Tue
- on an unrelated note, I didnt have to see the goons today, didn't go in. Didnt have to, there was a flood!! yikes! Nobody hurt. Property damage. Not good. What a lousy reason to get the day off. -- Bry... the idiots never should have built that parking garage where they did, 06:55:29 09/21/04 Tue
You're lucky, when my office flooded out, I had to help clean up! -- Amy, 13:20:24 09/21/04 Tue

It's been a bit boring here -- Bryan, 06:44:21 09/19/04 Sun
I have nothing to say myself so I'll leave you with these.

Oh, Amazon FU! I want me Robbie DVD! Where is it! Bastards.

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Those cats do more in 3 seconds than I do all day! Thanks Bry! -- Amy, 17:10:13 09/20/04 Mon

I Think I Know Where Bela Is -- Amy, 17:09:29 09/20/04 Mon
http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/nm/germany_oktoberfest_dc

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I’m so happy -- Bry, 05:25:02 09/01/04 Wed
that I’m a TOTAL FREAK about saving stuff!!! I figured I should back up/burn what I have on this ‘puter just in case. hmmm, what’s on this cd? ‘mp3 master mixed’? HEEEE!!!! WOOT!! WOOT!! SQUEEE!!!! Tons of stuff!! I’m sooooo happy!!! I want to hug and kiss and squeeze people!!! Come here. Hug Kiss Squeezzze!! Peanut Butter sandwiches for everyone!!

Heee! I got so excited I clicked on one of the folders, selected play all and opened 113 windows. Oops!

Still lost a bunch of stuff but not all! Doing Happy Snoopy Dance!

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If you're allergic to peanuts, there's honey and more bread in the cupbord. Jam and milk in the fridge, beer in the cooler by the door. Sorry the champagne went off but there is some vodka inside the telephone stand. -- Bry... don't look in the pantry, I might have one of your husbands in there, 05:36:59 09/01/04 Wed
Peanut butter & vodka... yum yum. Thanks Bry and I'm glad you found your stuff!! -- Amy, 13:53:14 09/01/04 Wed
- rather a nasty combination isn't it. -- Bry, 14:27:15 09/01/04 Wed
When I was bartending, I used to have a customer that ordered scotch and milk...THAT was nasty -- Amy, 16:05:21 09/01/04 Wed
- eeeeewwww!! -- bry, 17:51:57 09/01/04 Wed
  - I know. He said he had an ulcer and the milk coated his stomach so he could drink the scotch. *G* -- Amy, 19:00:40 09/01/04 Wed
    - hmmm, how about a scotch egg cream? -- Cheesy....yay for Bry!!!, 03:36:44 09/02/04 Thu
      - I don't know about that but I bet a rum egg cream would be pretty good -- Amy, 13:48:56 09/02/04 Thu
        
        Cheers! -- Cheesy, 04:04:32 09/03/04 Fri
Amy and Cheesy.. I strongly disliked both of you for ½ of a second. You made me crave eggnogg! Ewww.
Rum. No cinnamon in mine please.. ok just a pinch of cinnamon. -- Bryan... I hate eggnogg but crave it every so often, 05:33:41 09/04/04 Sat

Big thanks to Dobee for the Collage!

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