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Quoi? -- Bry, 04:37:06 10/10/04 Sun
So I peek at one of the many strange sites I like but never have time to visit, just to see what's happening... it's playing D2K. What the heck? I left it on of course. How odd.

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That's pretty cool! Was it a comedy site? -- Amy, 18:47:47 10/10/04 Sun
- I thought it was exceptionally cool. It's an met radio site. *click* -- Bry, 06:05:05 10/11/04 Mon
  - NET.. my keyboard was purring and wanted it's ears scratched. -- me, 06:07:53 10/11/04 Mon

Happy Birthday to you, Happy Birthday to you -- Alison, 07:48:02 10/06/04 Wed

Happy Birthday dear Bela,
Happy Birthday to you !!!

I had a lovely little picture all ready to post, and Photobucket is down :(

Have a great day
Alison
xx

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Happy Birthday...AGAIN! -- Amy, double-board poster, 14:50:41 10/06/04 Wed
- Better late than never! -- Alison, 16:37:37 10/06/04 Wed

since i dunno any naughty jokes .. -- béla (has never been to the oktoberfest in her life), 10:21:02 09/21/04 Tue
... i havent told you yet ...

here's a nice one ..

A woman stumbled upon an old brass lamp while walking on a beach. When she picked it up and rubbed it, a genie popped up. He told her she could have one wish.

She said her wish was peace in the Middle East and showed him a map and said she wanted these countries to stop fighting with each other, now and forever.

The Genie looked at the map and said. "I doubt that will ever happen. These countries have been at war for thousands of years and although I'm good, I'm not that good so make another wish".

The woman said "Well, I've never been able to find Mr. Right. You know,a man who's considerate and fun, fit, warm and affectionate, gorgeous, well endowed, only wants sex with me, doesn't do drugs or drink too much,
has a great job with a good income, loves to travel, goes to the theatre, likes to cook and help with housecleaning, gets along with my family and tells me I always look fabulous and is great in bed.

"The genie let out a long sigh and said "let me see that f***ing map again."

*copyright alison

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Good one Bela! -- Amy, madly waving hello!, 13:21:21 09/21/04 Tue
- hi amy, i can see youuuuuuu .... -- béla, 14:24:17 09/21/04 Tue
  - That cat looks like I feel after a few beers. -- Amy, 14:42:04 09/21/04 Tue

For Bry - FYI -- Amy, 21:38:02 09/20/04 Mon
by Ben Townley, Gay.com U.K.

September 14, 2004

Pop star Robbie Williams has apparently snubbed a role in an award-winning musical because he fears it will perpetuate the rumors about his sexuality.
According to the Daily Star, the singer has been offered the part of a gay man in Broadway musical "The Boy From Oz."

The rest of the article can be found on Planetout.com.

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Thank you, I nicked the pic pf course. Ok so Robbie says hes str8, nothing wrong w/ that lol, but with him being such a drunk and what not I just don't believe nothing went on. At the very least some bloke propositioned him and he pulled his pants down so the guy could 'touch' it *snicker* -- Bry, 06:40:29 09/21/04 Tue
- on an unrelated note, I didnt have to see the goons today, didn't go in. Didnt have to, there was a flood!! yikes! Nobody hurt. Property damage. Not good. What a lousy reason to get the day off. -- Bry... the idiots never should have built that parking garage where they did, 06:55:29 09/21/04 Tue
You're lucky, when my office flooded out, I had to help clean up! -- Amy, 13:20:24 09/21/04 Tue

It's been a bit boring here -- Bryan, 06:44:21 09/19/04 Sun
I have nothing to say myself so I'll leave you with these.

Oh, Amazon FU! I want me Robbie DVD! Where is it! Bastards.

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Those cats do more in 3 seconds than I do all day! Thanks Bry! -- Amy, 17:10:13 09/20/04 Mon

I Think I Know Where Bela Is -- Amy, 17:09:29 09/20/04 Mon
http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/nm/germany_oktoberfest_dc

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I’m so happy -- Bry, 05:25:02 09/01/04 Wed
that I’m a TOTAL FREAK about saving stuff!!! I figured I should back up/burn what I have on this ‘puter just in case. hmmm, what’s on this cd? ‘mp3 master mixed’? HEEEE!!!! WOOT!! WOOT!! SQUEEE!!!! Tons of stuff!! I’m sooooo happy!!! I want to hug and kiss and squeeze people!!! Come here. Hug Kiss Squeezzze!! Peanut Butter sandwiches for everyone!!

Heee! I got so excited I clicked on one of the folders, selected play all and opened 113 windows. Oops!

Still lost a bunch of stuff but not all! Doing Happy Snoopy Dance!

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If you're allergic to peanuts, there's honey and more bread in the cupbord. Jam and milk in the fridge, beer in the cooler by the door. Sorry the champagne went off but there is some vodka inside the telephone stand. -- Bry... don't look in the pantry, I might have one of your husbands in there, 05:36:59 09/01/04 Wed
Peanut butter & vodka... yum yum. Thanks Bry and I'm glad you found your stuff!! -- Amy, 13:53:14 09/01/04 Wed
- rather a nasty combination isn't it. -- Bry, 14:27:15 09/01/04 Wed
When I was bartending, I used to have a customer that ordered scotch and milk...THAT was nasty -- Amy, 16:05:21 09/01/04 Wed
- eeeeewwww!! -- bry, 17:51:57 09/01/04 Wed
  - I know. He said he had an ulcer and the milk coated his stomach so he could drink the scotch. *G* -- Amy, 19:00:40 09/01/04 Wed
    - hmmm, how about a scotch egg cream? -- Cheesy....yay for Bry!!!, 03:36:44 09/02/04 Thu
      - I don't know about that but I bet a rum egg cream would be pretty good -- Amy, 13:48:56 09/02/04 Thu
        
        Cheers! -- Cheesy, 04:04:32 09/03/04 Fri
Amy and Cheesy.. I strongly disliked both of you for ½ of a second. You made me crave eggnogg! Ewww.
Rum. No cinnamon in mine please.. ok just a pinch of cinnamon. -- Bryan... I hate eggnogg but crave it every so often, 05:33:41 09/04/04 Sat

Big thanks to Dobee for the Collage!

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