VoyForums

[ VoyUser Login optional ] [ Contact Forum Admin ] [ Main index ] [ Post a new message ] [ Search | Check update time | Archives: [1], 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10 ]

[ Next Thread | Previous Thread | Next Message | Previous Message ]

Date Posted: 14:42:04 09/21/04 Tue
Author: Amy
Subject: That cat looks like I feel after a few beers.
In reply to: béla 's message, "hi amy, i can see youuuuuuu .... " on 14:24:17 09/21/04 Tue

>>>... i havent told you yet ...
>>>
>>>here's a nice one ..
>>>
>>>A woman stumbled upon an old brass lamp while walking
>>>on a beach. When she picked it up and rubbed it, a
>>>genie popped up. He told her she could have one wish.
>>>
>>>She said her wish was peace in the Middle East and
>>>showed him a map and said she wanted these countries
>>>to stop fighting with each other, now and forever.
>>>
>>>The Genie looked at the map and said. "I doubt that
>>>will ever happen. These countries have been at war
>for
>>>thousands of years and although I'm good, I'm not
>that
>>>good so make another wish".
>>>
>>>The woman said "Well, I've never been able to find
>Mr.
>>>Right. You know,a man who's considerate and fun, fit,
>>>warm and affectionate, gorgeous, well endowed, only
>>>wants sex with me, doesn't do drugs or drink too
>much,
>>>has a great job with a good income, loves to travel,
>>>goes to the theatre, likes to cook and help with
>>>housecleaning, gets along with my family and tells me
>>>I always look fabulous and is great in bed.
>>>
>>>"The genie let out a long sigh and said "let me see
>>>that f***ing map again."
>>>
>>>*copyright alison

[ Next Thread | Previous Thread | Next Message | Previous Message ]

[ Contact Forum Admin ]

Forum timezone: GMT+0
VF Version: 2.94, ConfDB:
Before posting please read our privacy policy.
VoyForums(tm) is a Free Service from Voyager Info-Systems.
Copyright © 1998-2008 Voyager Info-Systems. All Rights Reserved.