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• same here, i'm afraid ... spent the evening at the gym and then chatting up natural born kieler on the innernet .. there's 5 i am in regular email contact with ... no dates for this weekend ... yet .. though ... well, sorta, but that is a looooong story .. -- béla (practicing her man-eater skills), 09:29:14 09/25/03 Thu
• we have time for a long story!!!!!!! -- MIMI (MKMFO), 09:58:05 09/25/03 Thu
  • mkmfo???? sorry, i dont speak suaheli .. -- béla, 11:11:37 09/25/03 Thu
    • oops, time for lunch .. i'll bore you to death with the story later .. -- béla, 11:16:19 09/25/03 Thu
• Must Know Must Find Out!!!! Tis Eddie speak.... -- MIMI (who will be around this avo but has another mortgage meeting), 11:19:27 09/25/03 Thu

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• really? vietnam 2??? great .. not that airfaires to hanoi are CHEAP or anything, but south america is just ridiculous ... nice piccy, but yeah, somehow, it doesnt seem to be related to my work at all ..*G* -- béla (not very good at pretending to file tax returns while staring at ewan), 09:52:45 09/24/03 Wed
• She is going off travelling for three months!!!!!!! Lucky thing! I thought about doing it too but little moo might get a bit hungry! -- MIMI (whose goon also noticed enormous picture of Russell in tight breeches on pin board.....ooops), 10:08:39 09/24/03 Wed
  • you'll have to do it once she gets back .. could you take the time off your job just like that? or would you just quit and try find something new after your return? -- béla, 10:14:14 09/24/03 Wed
• I would have to quit my job and find another! Not sure if I am brave enough for that...and I don't have anyone to go with.....I called Russell but he said something about a 'wife and child' *yawn* -- MIMI (with slight headache from way too much coffee), 10:16:43 09/24/03 Wed
  • wife and child ..pfh .. does not sound like something I'd like to try .. *G* ... btw, you might not have anyone to go with in the first place, but you wont be alone for long .. you meet sooooo many ppl on the way ... -- béla (with exploding hotmail account from all the fellow travellers she met on her tours), 10:32:53 09/24/03 Wed
• That is tres true - I shall give it some serious thought!!!!! -- MIMI (eeeek!), 10:41:24 09/24/03 Wed
  • you can always come with ME ... -- béla (mimi and béla on the loose!!! mr cinema would be utterly exhausted just LISTENING to us after 3 days .. *G*), 10:47:11 09/24/03 Wed
• Oooooh - and when are you off? -- MIMI (looking for her rucksack), 10:55:09 09/24/03 Wed
  • february .. most likely ... i hear there is no good or bad season to visit vietnam ... in february, the south will have dry season, but be hottest and most humid end of feb ... , central coast wet from dec to feb, north cool and damp november to april .. february sounds fab to me ... -- béla, 11:10:53 09/24/03 Wed
• Awww - that is when my sister is off!!!! Darn and blast it! I shall be slaving away whilst you and she are globe trotting!!! -- MIMI, 11:12:55 09/24/03 Wed
• Am off now to sort out my mortgage!......oh, my glamorous life!!! -- MIMI, 11:44:05 09/24/03 Wed
  • mortgages, insurance ... have you been taking drugs again??? -- béla, 13:18:28 09/24/03 Wed
• Darn it......how did you know????? -- MIMI (drug abuser), 14:25:48 09/24/03 Wed
  • want some of these purple pills?? -- béla, 14:47:58 09/24/03 Wed
    • no, melud, those weren't stereoids .. -- béla (off to the gym now), 16:06:14 09/24/03 Wed

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  I'm just down the block love, care for a shag... catch me if you can!
  
  
  -- Colin, 02:50:04 09/24/03 Wed
• OHMYGOD OHMYGOD OHMYGOD!!!! You win the prize for the most amazing hubby spotting of the year!!!! I am suprised you could even type.... -- MIMI *thud*, 08:52:33 09/24/03 Wed
  • couldnt he wait another fortnight to stroll broadway???? bloody hell!! just for the record, magic, i want some good hubby spotting while i'm in the big apple!!! and eddie doesnt count as long as doesnt have a look in the mirror and stops wearing those silly outfits ... he should either get back into blokey mode or get arrested by the fashion police .. -- béla, 09:02:14 09/24/03 Wed
• Morning lovely Bels!!! -- MIMI (who is v.excited to be going to see a charity performance of Russell's new film....and he will be there!), 09:08:26 09/24/03 Wed
  • bloody hell! all those celebritiy spottings ... and all i get is bloody spoilt P.O.D. ... *pout* ... morning lovely mimi-shka ... how are ye this fine morning? -- béla (bows deeply to mimi), 09:18:20 09/24/03 Wed
    • I am jolly well thank you! How are you, and how is lovely Hamburg?! -- MIMI (slurping latte), 09:23:57 09/24/03 Wed
      • i am on the ho-chi-minh-trail .. well, not yet ... flights to south and central america are just ridiculously high at the mo, so i am checking out a tour through vietnam .. did i mention mr cinema says he wants to join me in my globetrotting adventures next year? dont worry, we're just friends .. *G* -- béla (hamburg is fukcing freezing, but it's dry and sunny, so that's a GOOD thing!!), 09:38:34 09/24/03 Wed
• That is fab! My sister is off to Vietnam next year!! Our weather is the same as yours.....but I am still skipping around in my summer wear! -- MIMI (who has moved on the filter coffee in a bid to be even more perky!), 09:42:34 09/24/03 Wed

the guys from P.O.D. have just walked by my office ...

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• actually, on my way to the executives washroom (where i had to disappear to immediately, of course, i overheard somebody saying they want WAFFLES ... what the fuck is rock'n roll about THAT?? LOLOL -- béla (spoilt little brats ... ), 10:55:48 09/22/03 Mon
• Hurrah! At last....Voy has let me in!!!! I have no idea who P.O.D are but hurrah for you!!! -- MIMI, 11:25:22 09/22/03 Mon
  • it is not THAT exciting, but quite a change to see ppl you normally only see on mtv stroll by your office .. and smell that good ... *mmmmmh* ... -- béla, 12:52:41 09/22/03 Mon
• Baby eaters often smell nice, how do you think they attract the babies? LOL -- Amy, waffles? What's THAT about?, 14:09:39 09/22/03 Mon
  • it's just that our guys here wanted to get them the "normal" hearty german breakfast, like fresh bread rolls, scrambled eggs, bacon, toast, jam, cheese, sausages ... etc. .. and they moaned they wanted WAFFLES .... spoilt little kids ... -- béla *rolls eyes* PS: germans dont eat waffles for breakkie, 14:34:55 09/22/03 Mon
  • Tee hee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SO true!.... -- Gaby, 02:32:47 09/23/03 Tue
    • I mean,about the baby-eaters smelling nice...and how those guys with heads in the refrigerator are always such quiet neighbors. -- Gaby, FBI(which stands for FridgeHead & BabyEater Investigation) Profiler,nodding sagely, 02:40:52 09/23/03 Tue
• You guys don't do those huge Belgian waffles with loads of syrup and powdered sugar and strawberries (and sometimes ice cream)? -- Amy, making myself hungry, 16:19:42 09/22/03 Mon
  • yes we do, but not for BREAKFAST .. for breakfast, we have jam and musli and fresh fruit and eggs .. boilt and scrambled ... and bacon .. and ham .. and sausages .. and fish ... and strange tomato and paprika yogurt spread ... -- béla (making herself very hungry indeed since she hasnt had breakkie yet), 08:05:12 09/23/03 Tue
    • All sounds perfectly delicious though you can have the musli,which I call sweet feed for horses. -- Gaby, NOT a musli-eater, 08:44:15 09/23/03 Tue
      • that'S ok, you can have my cornflakes then .. -- béla (not a cornflakes fan), 08:54:16 09/23/03 Tue

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• Awww hell! Now what did I do wrong!? -- Ellie...techno-challenged..., 04:57:12 09/20/03 Sat
  • Can anyone see the piccie, or is it that pesky little red x?! -- Ellie, 04:58:20 09/20/03 Sat
• Oh, there's the piccie..... -- Ellie...stepping away from the keyboard..., 04:59:49 09/20/03 Sat
  • here's another piccy ... oh no, the cat's eaten it .. -- béla, 08:58:22 09/22/03 Mon
    • LOLOL!!! That's great, but tell 'im to get the other one as well! -- Ellie, 13:18:05 09/22/03 Mon

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• Awww, Lizzard...don't go sit in a corner by yourself! I'll join you~~move over (even though I have no clue who you are, lol!) BTW, your not serious about that naked fountain thing, are you?! -- Ellie :-)...just trying to help & not most likely....., 04:50:56 09/20/03 Sat
• hiya lizzard!!I will mail you soon babe!nice to see you around and hope lifes good for you!*huge hugs* -- Firewoman*ordering many drinks from the bar for her and lizzard to share and maybe even a few of the naked slaves too!sluuurp!*, 23:11:12 09/21/03 Sun
  • hey lizzard!! i hear you wanted to audition for the nekkid fountain dancing??? a bit rusty we got, aye? long time no nekkid fountain dance on this board .. i say we all have a practice lesson ... mind the dolphins and dont step on the stingray ... and bring in the gin!! -- béla (munching banana-jam sandwich and promising lizzard mail, 2), 08:56:58 09/22/03 Mon

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• Can't we just stick with the theory she is a loon? -- MIMI (Professor of Loons), 11:09:09 09/18/03 Thu
  • mhm, yeah, sounds more likely .. what happened to her anyway? is she on the blah-blah board (or whatever it is called)? -- béla, 11:12:25 09/18/03 Thu
• Don't know - I avoid the Blather Board at all costs! She is on the Beehive Board tho... -- MIMI, 11:30:08 09/18/03 Thu
  • blather .. beehive ... it's all the same to me .. *G* -- bée, 12:27:35 09/18/03 Thu
    • poteyto, potahto .. lol ... -- béla, 12:33:13 09/18/03 Thu
• Oi you! The Beehive Board is a classy place for interesting and intelligent people!! -- MIMI (banned from that board obviously!), 13:14:18 09/18/03 Thu
  • yeah, well i wondered why i couldnt log on .. that explains a lot, actually .. lol -- béla, 13:37:37 09/18/03 Thu

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• no -- Poule roulante, 09:39:03 09/18/03 Thu
  • chicken shit ... ;o) -- béla, 09:42:45 09/18/03 Thu
• erm....Voy is still shite........and I am bored too! So not much to tell - I'm sorry........shall we go back to talking about bald men and food? -- MIMI (trying to be helpful), 09:47:58 09/18/03 Thu
  • right, that sounds like a plan .. mhm ... with how many (sexy) bald men can we come up with? of course, there's always patrick stewart .. JOE (bald, black and beautiful *thud*), jason isaacs (temporarily bald), Vladimir (ex H&M model who also played in 5th Element - bald, black, 2packs galore and a big nose .. THUDTHUDTHUD) ... anybody else? moby does not count as attractive, or does he? -- béla (munching fat free rice crispies), 10:04:12 09/18/03 Thu
    • make this 6 packs .. lolol .. i think i was thinking of Tupac Shakur .. who could look VERY attractive, 2 ... maybe we should talk about tall BLACK men ... -- béla, 10:05:28 09/18/03 Thu
• I really can't think of any that do it for me but there is Vin Diesel - Bruce Willis? Will they do? -- MIMI (not a lover of the follicly challenged), 10:06:50 09/18/03 Thu
  • do i have to look "Follicly" up or will you explain??? we didnt get very far with our list, but i might learn a new word from it .. *G* -- béla (thought follicle was something more inside abody ...), 10:17:34 09/18/03 Thu
• You are quite right - a follicle is any small sac or cavity in the body especially one from which hair grows!! -- MIMI (Bela is soooooooo clever!), 10:42:11 09/18/03 Thu
• The term 'follicly challenged' came about as a joke when Political Correctness took over - instead of being rude and saying 'bald' it was a joke to say that. Another one is 'vertically challenged' for a short person!! -- MIMI, 10:51:44 09/18/03 Thu
  • lolol ... like you call 'em Front Desk Manager and not Receptionist any longer .. *G* -- béla (administrative assistant, not a secretary), 11:05:05 09/18/03 Thu
    • That's it! -- MIMI (Personal Assistant aka dogsbody), 11:29:14 09/18/03 Thu
• ooooh - I'd give Cuba Gooding Jnr 'one'!!! -- MIMI (very excited to finally think of a baldy), 11:03:43 09/18/03 Thu

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• actually, i can'T remember how to post links, but there's nobody here to notice anyway .. *G* -- bée, 10:37:49 09/17/03 Wed
• BOO!!! -- MIMI (making a sudden entrance), 11:09:50 09/17/03 Wed
  • yikes!! dont you scare an old woman like this .. LOL .. how are ye today, mimi-luv? -- béla, 11:10:28 09/17/03 Wed
    • and just in time ... time for my lunchbreak .. i wanna shop a bit ... it feels so good .. LOL -- bée, 11:12:26 09/17/03 Wed
• Oh no! Come back - you are not allowed lunch today - and those are the rules that I just made up!!! -- MIMI(who shopped yesterday but is returning the stuff today), 11:17:14 09/17/03 Wed
  • gawd, you are so lucky that you can take stuff back just like that .. here, you have to PROVE, preferably with a couple of witnesses, that what they sold you is hazardous to the environment and then you have to have a tantrum and threaten to implode if they dont give you a gift voucher .. coz you NEWAH get cash back ... -- béla (with a couple of new g-strings), 12:09:29 09/17/03 Wed
    • Ooh,hazardous g-strings...living dangerously I see. -- Gaby, 12:38:23 09/17/03 Wed
• Ack - Voy is fucking with me again! Am off out to lunch - byeeeeeee -- MIMI (off to return her enormous handbag), 12:32:27 09/17/03 Wed
  • of course, you cant return g-strings, once you tried them on .. chech, chech, chech ... -- béla (handbag addict), 13:00:25 09/17/03 Wed
• And I am jolly glad about that! Eeeeeeeeewww -- MIMI (eating Crayfish), 14:22:24 09/17/03 Wed
  • well, there's always that bit of plastic when you try on bathing suits .. *G* -- béla (glad somebody is here to play), 14:33:06 09/17/03 Wed
• I don't think that would work - the strip would come off and stick to your arse! -- MIMI, 14:57:01 09/17/03 Wed
  • lolol!!! not a pwetty sight! *G* -- béla, 15:00:43 09/17/03 Wed
• It would be flossing but with a free wax afterwards! -- MIMI (who will stick to big knickers), 15:06:07 09/17/03 Wed
  • bwahahahahahaha! i guess MEN should generally try on strings more often .. LOL -- béla, 15:08:18 09/17/03 Wed
• Goodness no! Don't give em ideas......make sure they stay in their boxers! -- MIMI (thongs.......men.........NO!), 15:16:41 09/17/03 Wed
  • well, i was thinking of the free arse-waxing, which should do most male species good ... -- béla, 15:25:19 09/17/03 Wed
• Bela - do you often look at men's naked arses?? -- MIMI (who never really notices hair....down there), 15:31:42 09/17/03 Wed
  • all the time .. *G* i prefer the back to the front view .. *G* -- béla (did i say that out loud?), 15:35:45 09/17/03 Wed
• Heeheeheeheeheeheeheehee - naughtly Bels! -- MIMI (virgin, obviously), 15:41:32 09/17/03 Wed
  • i am trying .. *G* ... -- naughtly béls, 15:46:15 09/17/03 Wed
    • Mah, oh mah,such talk!I have only innocent thoughts. -- Gaby,blushing behind fan, 08:26:31 09/18/03 Thu

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• well, he shaved his head for Black Hawk Down ... -- béla, 15:39:58 09/16/03 Tue
• Oh - I haven't seen that yet - I look forward to baldy isaacs.... -- MIMI (getting all pervy), 15:42:05 09/16/03 Tue
  • he's doing a silly american accent too .. well, i cant really say, i am not from your country .. and ewan is in it, 2 ... hubba, hubba hubba .. but i have to admit, you have to kinda "like" war movies if you want to be able to stand it at all ... -- béla, 15:46:11 09/16/03 Tue
    • i dont know WHAT i was saying there .. please ignore me, i had a drink with lunch ... -- , 15:47:45 09/16/03 Tue
• Jason and Ewan in uniform?? I think I could cope with that! -- MIMI (mind racing), 15:49:35 09/16/03 Tue
  • actually, it got enough drool-material for everybody in it .. there's Josh Hartnett, whom i would give one if he asked for it .. nicely .. Eric Bana - a bit of a turn off since he decided to do the Hulk, but lovely in uniform, tho shame he dropped the lovely aussie accent - tom hardy (who was hot as hell in Star Trek Nemisis!), Ron Eldard (well, he was on ER, so he must be attractive in some kinda way) and Ewen Bremner .. who is not very attractive but he makes me laugh! -- and they are ALL in uniform!! béla, 15:59:51 09/16/03 Tue
    • i can go home now .. off the gym, hoorah ... you guys have fun, c u tomorrow!! mwah! -- bée xoxo, 16:07:20 09/16/03 Tue
• Byeeeeeeeeeeee -- MIMI (who would give Ron Eldard one in a heartbeat), 16:11:46 09/16/03 Tue

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• 50 Cent was great ... yousa, what a body ... it looks nice on tv, but hell, i was sooo close to the stage, i could see every bloody little tattoo on his body .. and he got quite a few ... is back is like Red Dragon .. only without the dragon .. but tattoos all over it ... also, german supporting band Die Massiven Töne was really, really good!! i was really impressed .. kudos to them boys, i used to make fun of them, but they were really good .. -- béla, 08:38:44 09/16/03 Tue
• Yo sista - glad you had a good time wi dem Gangsta Rappers man... -- MIMI (in the hood), 08:41:07 09/16/03 Tue
  • yeah, it was good ... unfortunately, a certain dateboy caught me online yesterday, and that was NOT good ... he kinda ripped me heart apart and jumped up and down on it for a bit ... so yeah, BLOCK 'im for good it is ... *ouch* -- béla, 08:57:50 09/16/03 Tue
• What did he say?? -- MIMI (all for blocking), 09:09:52 09/16/03 Tue
  • och, he was just mentioning his forthcoming dating schedule - on which i am NOT included, of course (and thank GAWD for that) - and wondering why on EARTH i was still suffering .... i start to wonder why, too ... -- béla, 09:12:22 09/16/03 Tue
• I don't think he likes women very much..... -- MIMI Freud, 09:19:57 09/16/03 Tue
  • he doesnt, he just likes dating .. -- béla, 09:25:57 09/16/03 Tue
• with different women and often!! -- MIMI (thinks Bels is better off without him), 09:40:17 09/16/03 Tue
  • i know, i know .. everybody knows he's not good for me ... -- béla (sounding like carrie fisher in When Harry met Sally), 09:48:56 09/16/03 Tue
• yeeah; block him! Feeeeeeel the Power!! -- Poule........*hugs* to Bela!, 09:50:07 09/16/03 Tue
  • not that he'd give a shit, but anyway ... -- béla (listening to good ole spandau ballet ... poor gary kemp must have gone thru the exact same situation .. LOL), 09:56:28 09/16/03 Tue
• I think you need some quality time with your famous husbands - let Viggo rub it better......... -- MIMI (*snicker*), 10:00:18 09/16/03 Tue
  • One can never have too many imaginary husbands... -- Gaby Firth Henshall Caruso Parker Bean, 10:11:16 09/16/03 Tue
  • i just always fall for the shitheads ... *sigh* -- béla, 10:12:05 09/16/03 Tue
    • Well if they're as pretty as that,who can blame you!?BUT if there are any NON-shitheads hanging around,you should spend a little time with them,even if your mind is elsewhere...Could be distarcting,surprising & pleasant... -- Gaby,dispensing unsolicited advice willy-nilly, 10:20:54 09/16/03 Tue
      • you mean i should shag mr sweet as chocolate? -- béla (looking forward to her date on saturday), 10:25:48 09/16/03 Tue
• Nooooo - don't shag....just date and be spoiled... -- MIMI (who has no idea but wants everyone to be happy), 11:43:27 09/16/03 Tue
  • ok, i will .. *G* mr sweet as chocolate is too good to be used as a sex toy, anyway .. maybe i should text pubboy? that is all he wanted .. shag an ole tart .. LOL -- béla, 12:05:46 09/16/03 Tue
    • You are NOT old!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! -- MIMI (thinks Bela needs a boost to her PMA), 12:21:24 09/16/03 Tue
      • PMA????? -- béla (missing PDAs ....), 13:07:29 09/16/03 Tue
        • Positive Mental Attitude!!!! -- MIMI (life coach), 13:22:38 09/16/03 Tue
          • oh .. and YES, to a 24yr old, i AM ... lol . .that's ok, really, i am still hitting on younger men .. most of the time ... *G* -- béla (munching chocolate roses from england), 13:31:42 09/16/03 Tue
            • no one here to play no mo' .... -- béla (finally bored everybody to death), 14:33:48 09/16/03 Tue
              • Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee - I am here! -- MIMI (ready and willing), 14:53:02 09/16/03 Tue
              • I'm always late tot the party -- Amy, chocolate roses? Yum!, 14:53:30 09/16/03 Tue
• May I recommend Mr. Rüstü patented new "Bastard be Gone" home monitoring system? At the first sign of increased heart rate you will be contacted to be sure you are at the gym, running for a bus or watching/discussing hubbies. -- Cheesy, 15:06:34 09/16/03 Tue
  • -- Cheesy, 15:08:02 09/16/03 Tue
• My goon just won't stop handing me work!!!!!!! -- MIMI (a tad annoyed), 15:20:08 09/16/03 Tue
  • this cant be right, you should send a letter of complaint to the union .... well, let's talk about sexy bald guys and food then .. -- béla, 15:23:31 09/16/03 Tue

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• you forgot all the hotels and pubs and "coffee houses" you were shown ... lol .. hi mimi-sita ... how are you this morning .. i am still knackered ... should have called in sick today and get some decent sleep .. -- béla (with dark racoon eyes), 09:18:12 09/15/03 Mon
  • .. or at least, stayed in bed .... -- béla, 09:32:22 09/15/03 Mon
• Cor - who is that fine specimen in the duvet? I am feeling rather perky today....don't know why - I am probably still in shock about Jeremy *sob* -- MIMI (and on your right is the second best hotel in Hamburg), 09:45:08 09/15/03 Mon
  • look, there's a jeremy northam in my duvet .. lol ...youza!!! -- , 09:47:58 09/15/03 Mon
• Oh My God - I would never have guessed - how utterly yummily scrummily.......*thud* -- MIMI (this street has many pubs and coffee houses), 09:49:47 09/15/03 Mon
  • this is also where the boats leave and you can do a kanalfahrt, fleetfahrt, alsterrundfahrt, hintenrumfahrt, hin- und herfahrt, dämmertörn, von ausfern of ulm ... *G* -- béla, 09:52:37 09/15/03 Mon
    • Glad you two had a good time! But, er.....no fahrting under the duvet, please! -- magic1(taking a peek while holding her nose), 12:44:04 09/15/03 Mon
• who cares when there are just soooooooooooo many hotels, pubs and coffee bars.... -- MIMI (wishing she were in Hamburg now), 10:00:25 09/15/03 Mon
  • but the entrance fee to the sex on stage show costs 25 euros, one drink included!!! -- béla, 10:04:35 09/15/03 Mon
• what a bargain - and yet you STILL wouldn't go in!!!!! -- MIMI (free drink?? I'm there!), 10:09:28 09/15/03 Mon
  • .. i bet you also get complimentary nuts ... -- béla, 10:17:38 09/15/03 Mon
    • Shocking about Jeremy(owner of the cutest nose in Britain)...he's suave,he would be great.And anyone who does Bond becomes a household name in the States. For whatever that's worth.BUT I have a sneaking admiration for him too...um,& while you're at it, -- that picture REALLY LARGE wouldn't be too terrible,Sounds like you Kats had fun...and what of the policemen of Hamburger-town?Hey Nathaniel Parker would make a pretty good Bond...Gaby, who thinks Bond SHOULD have black hair..., 10:37:18 09/15/03 Mon
      • On the other hand I'll amend that & say I think Sean Bean would be a great Bond as well...Sean Connery was the greatest & Cary Grant would have been the absolute greatest Bond imaginable. -- Gaby...that's my opinion & I'm stickin' to it...Also killing time because I just had an arachnid encounter IN THE BEDROOM & even though IT is gone,you don't actually expect me to go back in there., 10:43:30 09/15/03 Mon
        • -- Very nice choice indeed! Ellie, 18:56:11 09/15/03 Mon
          • Adorable! -- Gaby, 08:22:00 09/16/03 Tue
      • the policeman all had to line up for the St. Pauli sooccer match .. where pauli got themselves SLASHED once again ... WE were on our way into the port ... so no police men for mimi that weekend ... they cant compete with the spanish, anyway .. -- béla, 10:44:03 09/15/03 Mon
        • Yes,hmmmmn, what IS it, about the Spanish policemen!??Skinny waists?The eyelashes? Snappier uniforms? -- Gaby. Or just something...indefinable..., 10:50:39 09/15/03 Mon
          • skinny waists??? ooh, i like that .. -- béla, 10:55:15 09/15/03 Mon
            • Yeah,a lot of Spanish men seem to have them... at least,in my imagination,ahem. -- Gaby, thinking of flamenco dancers...matadors...ooh la la(knowing that Bela who is tri-lingual-at least!-will recognize that is Spanish for "ooh la la"...), 11:04:56 09/15/03 Mon
• ummm - I think it is the tight buttocks.... -- MIMI (dreaming of Spanish policemen and Italian sailors), 10:59:58 09/15/03 Mon
  • Just think, together you two are a tri-sexusl tri-lingual fusion...! You could take over the world. -- Gaby, 11:08:36 09/15/03 Mon
    • Um,yes,well,I used to have spelling...and by the way,you know I'm only teasing.But you could take over,like,a small principality or something...yeah,& have a casino...and lots & lots of dishy policemen... -- Gaby, 11:13:36 09/15/03 Mon
  • how did she figure that out, pinky? -- béla, 11:12:37 09/15/03 Mon
    • By the way,& I am so thoroughly sorry to mention this,have any of y'all gotten unsolicited e-mail from a Eula McWhinney,regarding the,uh,well,um..."penile patch"...!??So then what,add a bandana & it's "Pirates of the Caribbean!? -- Gaby, who would never,EVER say such a thing,& will now commit ritual seppuku, 11:20:51 09/15/03 Mon
• MONACO! We just need to take that over - and keep all our nubile men in the castle!!!! -- MIMI (who can see herself sipping Champagne in Monte Carlo), 11:23:46 09/15/03 Mon
  • well, if you had listened to that tour guide you'd know that the outer alster is as big as the teeny veeny kingdom monaco .. piece of cake to invade that tiny spot of land ... -- béla (wonders whether that guide had a nose as long as pinoccio's), 11:27:41 09/15/03 Mon
    • Yes but would you be ousted from Outer Alster if you were out of cake? -- just wondering, 11:35:14 09/15/03 Mon
    • all I heard was 'blahblahblahblahhotelblahblahpubblahblahhotelblah'!!!! -- MIMI (already board of w**k), 11:38:07 09/15/03 Mon
      • .. and pubs and coffee houses .. lol ... lunchbreak now, c u later -- bée, 11:44:33 09/15/03 Mon
        • bye bye....... -- MIMI (all alone twiddling her thumbs), 12:19:27 09/15/03 Mon
          • a few boiled potatoes with sour cream later .... -- , 12:54:52 09/15/03 Mon
• The best breakfasts in all the world are served at Béla's bachelorette! Providence RI (my home town) can rarely compete with London or Hamburg, but we did have our second annual Suds and Studs carwash put on by our yummy firefighters. -- Cheesy....check out that hose, 13:28:56 09/15/03 Mon
• Mmmm - firemen. Bela took us for a drink on a fireboat but, sadly, the waiter was not in fireman's uniform.... -- MIMI (who enjoyed her Pils despite that), 13:30:31 09/15/03 Mon
  • yousa!! -- béla (who's exchanging emails with a fireman, but that seems to be the only interesting thing about him .. and he doesnt look like THOSE guys at all ..), 13:34:18 09/15/03 Mon
    • That buidling behind the trees is my office, you can't quite see the drool marks on the fifth floor window, tho. -- Cheesy....craving German beer, the best in the world!, 13:38:30 09/15/03 Mon
• I have NEVER seen firemen that look like that!!! Are they Porn Firemen?? -- MIMI (who wants to know where you can order one), 14:23:05 09/15/03 Mon
  • chippendale firemen!! did i tell you i was very strong yesterday nite and did NOT contact DateBoy on aim yesterday??? very strong .. he didnt contact me either ... he is either playing hard2get (have fun, coz i will NOT write you again!) or has already deleted me from his bunny list ... bastard ... -- béla (who has a date with a sexy bald guy ..well, he looks a bit like moby .. but in a sexy kinda way .. *G*), 15:16:10 09/15/03 Mon
    • Bela are you going to the Magic1 School of Speed Dating? LOL -- Amy, 15:34:21 09/15/03 Mon
      • i try, amy, i try .. *G* -- béla, 15:51:40 09/15/03 Mon
        • And I think you're doing quite well! When you graduate do you get a diploma with a man attached to it? -- Amy, 16:26:51 09/15/03 Mon

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• That's the car for Eddie...made of breasts. LOL -- Amy, 13:44:29 09/15/03 Mon
  • LOL, true, very true Amy! -- Ellie, 18:58:01 09/15/03 Mon

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• woo hoo, I think he will be lookin' good in that outfit.... -- magic1, 01:17:42 09/14/03 Sun
  • Now THAT'S a Hubbie!!!!! Damn! -- Ellie...thanks Magic 1!! 8-), 03:07:45 09/15/03 Mon
    • Oooh, Ummm... ummm. Ummm... err, I... uh, don't think I'd kick him out. -- Bryan.. thunk..where am I..what was his name again..what was I doing..must see his eyes..., 05:02:20 09/15/03 Mon
      • Heyyy! Go back to the end of the "Thudddd" line, lol! I was drooling here before you, lol! -- Ellie Bale-Butler-Wood-Grant-Mortensen-Bean & so on & so on......, 05:16:24 09/15/03 Mon
        • I promise to lust from a distance. He is yours... but if you get bored you must set him free! Don't throw him in a box and let him grow mold. -- Bry damn... he could be fun in a fountain.., 06:03:08 09/15/03 Mon
          • Throw him in a box, Oh, I could never do that! That would be a crime! -- Ellie...lusting along with Bry..., 06:20:51 09/15/03 Mon
      • -- Bry... off too sleep, 05:37:23 09/15/03 Mon
        • Hee.. I better be off to bed. Let me try this again. -- Bry, 05:41:31 09/15/03 Mon
          • Yeah, I best be off to bed myself ~~ thanks for the lovely images, I know what I'll be dreaming about! -- Ellie...no visions of sugar plums in this head **wink, wink**, 06:23:48 09/15/03 Mon

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• Johnny Cash....RIP....sad news. -- MIMI, 11:39:50 09/12/03 Fri
  • what? what happened? he died?? when? where? when? how? over here, they are only talking about germany's daftest cow on german television and her new born son ... yes, she's a tv presenter -- béla-ka-ka-ka, 13:09:42 09/12/03 Fri
    • voy is being so difficult, I'll have to put this on one message: Johnny Cash did die and also big tv star here john ritter (only 54)....NOW, for the most important part: you girls have a wonderful, wonderful time and leave no willing young men unturned! -- Cheesy green with envy but will console herself with Johnny Depp and Antonio banderas at the cinema, 14:25:56 09/12/03 Fri
• John Ritter passed away too - a big shock, he was only 56 or so, heart attack. Bela might know him as the evil robot who dated Mrs. Summers on Buffy. -- Amy, 14:20:10 09/12/03 Fri
  • i havent followed Buffy but of course i know who john ritter is ... he's done some shite but entertaining movies .. and he was on stephen king's IT tv-series ... looking very attractive with that beard ... i AM shocked!!! we'll have a gin on them tonite .. you have fun with johnny and antonio, cheesy!! -- béla, 14:43:38 09/12/03 Fri
• I may be hanging with Johnny, Willem, Selma & Antonio this weekend too. *G* -- Amy, 15:05:38 09/12/03 Fri
  • oh, you are all so eeeevil ... i will still have to wait a looong time till i get to hang with willem, selma, antonio and johnny ... but mimi, her sis and i will have a blast this weekend anyway ... -- béla, 15:10:49 09/12/03 Fri

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• hamburg-town is on full alert ... all the policemen are wearing their shiny new uniforms .. i already called hooker express and it is NOT raining ... good gracious, you gotta come over more often ... and dont DARE BA strike again!!! -- béla, 09:24:46 09/12/03 Fri
• I hope those policeman have been in training!! -- MIMI (raring to go), 09:38:58 09/12/03 Fri
  • they sure have .. and hamburg awaits you .. -- béla (who should really be on the hamburg board of tourism), 09:46:56 09/12/03 Fri
• I just want to inform you that I have instructed béla to extract the secret Sean Bean location from you by any means necessary... -- Val, who should be sleeping..., 10:51:51 09/12/03 Fri
  • "all means necessary", which directly translates into "double tin-tonics, champagne, german beer and smiffnoff ice" .. no worries, ma'm, i am fully prepared ... -- béla, 11:10:08 09/12/03 Fri
    • make this GIN tonics .. d'oh -- , 11:12:15 09/12/03 Fri
• Hehehehehehehehehehe -- MIMI (who knows it will only take some Gin), 11:10:30 09/12/03 Fri
• AHAHAHAHA - we both posted that at the same time!! -- MIMI (drunken minds think alike), 11:13:54 09/12/03 Fri
  • Well, sounds like bels has it well in hand, then...the gin bottle, I mean...so I guess I needn't worry...the info will soon be mine..mwhahahahahhahahaa.... You two gals have a lovely weekend, and don't get into too much trouble!! -- Valxx, 11:19:50 09/12/03 Fri
  • i'd say we've both set our priorities right!! cheers!! -- béla, 11:20:03 09/12/03 Fri

soon mimi will be here!! groovy baby!!

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• Morning Bels!!!!! Hopefully BA won't strike again and we can paint the town! -- MIMI (who wishes it were 5pm already), 09:20:14 09/12/03 Fri

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• I recommend attaching a large magnifying glass to the London Eye and tipping it over so that it is aimed at his box. In the (admittedly RARE) event of a bright London day, the sun shining through the magnifying glass will roast that f*cker like a bug. Not that I played such cruel games as a child, oh no! But I have heard stories. -- magic1, 13:07:35 09/11/03 Thu
• Good thinking!! Some people have already tried to freak him out with laser pens which worked because when he saw the red dots on him he thought someone was aiming a gun....ahahahaha -- MIMI, 13:13:33 09/11/03 Thu
• Does the glass cage mean everyone has to watch him go potty too? -- Amy, with a case of "eewwwww", 21:26:59 09/11/03 Thu
• oh yes..... -- MIMI (horrified at the thought), 09:09:16 09/12/03 Fri

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• what???? berti vogts hardly speaks a word of english ... and he is the bloody TRAINER of scotland's national team ... idiots ... eat my shorts, that's a phrase rüsüt should memorizse .. ... excellent match yesterday, by the the way .... all those mcfaddens and macnamarras .. and little bobic-y outdoing himself again! -- béla (cancelled her date for tonite, coz the guy sounded like a dork, too), 08:14:59 09/11/03 Thu
  • and who is rüsüt??? ... d'oh -- , 08:16:44 09/11/03 Thu
    • Did you get to see it? I saw a clip of Rüstü coming off injured...his hair is getting really long again...yum! The substitute keepers were a blessing for Ireland, apparently. -- Cheesy....briefly holding out hope that Lichtenstein might hold England to a nil/nil draw, 14:15:10 09/11/03 Thu

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• Um.can I have a blanket?How high are we? Don't answer that.When do we get there?Will the drinks cart be coming by again soon?Do you mind if I let my dog out of the kennel?Well I thought it was a dog.A badger, you say?No,I hadn't really ever seen a dog with -- stripes.They told me terrier mix. Gaby, 09:44:23 09/11/03 Thu
• a little white wine? -- MIMI (who needs to brush up on her customer service skills.....ooops...the badger has run amok!), 09:47:37 09/11/03 Thu
  • Yes,thank you,dahling!...or one or two of those cute little itsy bitsy blue bottles with a picture of the frumpy Queen.Have any peanut butter.They said I could get it back in the kennel with peanut butter... -- Gaby, 09:53:31 09/11/03 Thu
    • i want my complimentary nuts .... -- béla (munching pretzels as well), 10:02:31 09/11/03 Thu
• Blimey - you lot are demanding!!!! -- MIMI (going on strike and sitting at the back of the plane on an upturned crate), 10:05:52 09/11/03 Thu
  • whaddaya mean STRIKE? this is not Air France ..... and where is my kiddy-bag??? -- béla (drawing by numbers), 10:16:30 09/11/03 Thu
  • I'm sorry. I think Basil ate them.Wrapper & all. -- Gaby, 10:16:45 09/11/03 Thu
• I am British and very good at striking - anyway - stops me going down to Tower Bridge and throwing sausages at David Blane.... -- MIMI (tart with a cart), 10:26:03 09/11/03 Thu
  • Tee hee! What that you??! Shocking. -- Gaby, 10:27:29 09/11/03 Thu
    • Was. I meant "was" ! -- Gaby. It's the gin talkin'...., 10:29:19 09/11/03 Thu
    • did anybody say gin tonic??? who is that david blane anyway?? (neither watching big brother, fame academy or idiots i glass-cages) -- béla, 10:32:10 09/11/03 Thu
• David Blaine is a wanker.......nuff said! -- MIMI (trolley dolly - hiding her sausages from Gaby), 10:35:06 09/11/03 Thu
  • do we get our samwiches now???? -- béla (looking forward to her weekly kebob today), 10:42:49 09/11/03 Thu
  • David Blaine *is* a wanker....would you please go off strike (have I told you lately you are very striking?!) long enough to go throw rotten eggs at him? Ta!! -- magic1, 12:16:56 09/11/03 Thu
    • leaving small photo of shirtless George Clooney as subtle inducement for MIMI to go THROW EGGS AT DAVID BLAINE!!! -- magic1 (who thinks she would give him one - George that is), 12:32:59 09/11/03 Thu
      • yummyummyummyummy - I have a copy in my bag - there has been much lusting..... -- MIMI (lustlustlust), 12:55:31 09/11/03 Thu
• sandwhiches? you are in economy - you can have a digestive and like it.... -- MIMI (breathing through her oxygen mask), 10:47:12 09/11/03 Thu
  • CHOCOLATE BISCUITS -- béla, 10:54:01 09/11/03 Thu
• noooooooooo - digestive biscuits...... -- MIMI (hiding the chocolate ones for World Traveller class), 11:11:23 09/11/03 Thu

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• well, well, well, ..... maybe i should concentrate more on the 43 year olds ... if they look like this ... .... woah! come to mama .... -- béla, 09:01:36 09/10/03 Wed
• YUM!! I am afraid I will have to love you and leave you - I have a hair appointment.......see you back here in 4 hours!!! -- MIMI (more blonde please Alwyn), 09:27:08 09/10/03 Wed
  • oh poo ... does that mean i might actually have to work this morning? disgusting!! -- béla (redhead in a bandana) , 09:40:39 09/10/03 Wed
    • Aaaaaawwww!!!!!! Happy Firthday! - uh - birthday!Oooh la la (that's French for "oooh la la...")...What else could you possibly say? Except that the chandelier always looks so good from this particular angle. in spite of the dust... -- Gaby, weakly, from the floor.You cannot go around smiling like that and all,well,tousley with the curls and the five-o'clock shadow and everything,now can you!?causing accidents and traffic jams and nuns to chuck it & break out the gin... can you!??, 10:27:46 09/10/03 Wed
      • And I'm NOT talking about the cat! Though it's very cute too. -- Gaby, 10:31:49 09/10/03 Wed
        • happy firthday!! -- béla (grabbing the champagne bottle), 11:07:15 09/10/03 Wed
          • I like you.....just the way you are! -- Poule.........grabbing Firthy, 09:18:20 09/11/03 Thu

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• NICE! there's quite a lot of pubs just down MY street .. no celebrity sightings whatsoever, tho ... but i can show you where randy-andy and i snogged ... a lot ... -- béla (trying to stop, i really am ....), 15:43:28 09/10/03 Wed
• So my sister and I can look forward to the 'snog tour' of Hamburg??!!! -- MIMI (who will be looking for the trail of saliva), 15:49:28 09/10/03 Wed
  • actually, we preferred to snog on bridges ... did i mention hamburg has more bridges than amsterdam and venice combined??? -- béla (missing that shithead terribly ... where's the tequila when you need it??), 15:57:49 09/10/03 Wed
• You did! And, I am sure the tour guide on the boat would have done to - if he hadn't got bored of speaking English and stopped!! -- MIMI, 16:29:05 09/10/03 Wed