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Date Posted: 14:52:00 08/11/04 Wed
Author: Amy
Subject: Hi Bela - how'd you get the frog into that cat suit? :)
In reply to: . 's message, "." on 14:50:22 08/05/04 Thu

>FINE
>This is the word women use to end an argument when
>they are right and you
>need to shut up.
>
>FIVE MINUTES
>If she is getting dressed, this is half an hour. Five
>minutes is only five
>minutes if you have just been given 5 more minutes to
>watch the game before
>helping around the house.
>
>NOTHING
>This is the calm before the storm. This means
>"something," and you should
>be on your toes. Arguments that begin with 'Nothing'
>usually end in "Fine"
>
>GO AHEAD
>This is a dare, not permission. Don't do it.
>
>LOUD SIGH
>This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal
>statement often
>misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks
>you are an idiot and
>wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and
>arguing with you over
>"Nothing"
>
>THAT'S OKAY
>This is one of the most dangerous statements that a
>woman can make to a
>man.
>"That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and
>hard before deciding
>how and when you will pay for your mistake.
>
>THANKS
>A woman is thanking you. Do not question it or faint.
>Just say you're
>welcome.

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[> [> much easier than the bunny ... -- béla, 10:17:42 08/12/04 Thu

>>FINE
>>This is the word women use to end an argument when
>>they are right and you
>>need to shut up.
>>
>>FIVE MINUTES
>>If she is getting dressed, this is half an hour. Five
>>minutes is only five
>>minutes if you have just been given 5 more minutes to
>>watch the game before
>>helping around the house.
>>
>>NOTHING
>>This is the calm before the storm. This means
>>"something," and you should
>>be on your toes. Arguments that begin with 'Nothing'
>>usually end in "Fine"
>>
>>GO AHEAD
>>This is a dare, not permission. Don't do it.
>>
>>LOUD SIGH
>>This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal
>>statement often
>>misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks
>>you are an idiot and
>>wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and
>>arguing with you over
>>"Nothing"
>>
>>THAT'S OKAY
>>This is one of the most dangerous statements that a
>>woman can make to a
>>man.
>>"That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and
>>hard before deciding
>>how and when you will pay for your mistake.
>>
>>THANKS
>>A woman is thanking you. Do not question it or faint.
>>Just say you're
>>welcome.

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[> [> [> A bunny with paisley ears. I thought I would only see one of those after eating certain mushrooms... -- Amy, 13:34:22 08/12/04 Thu

>>>FINE
>>>This is the word women use to end an argument when
>>>they are right and you
>>>need to shut up.
>>>
>>>FIVE MINUTES
>>>If she is getting dressed, this is half an hour. Five
>>>minutes is only five
>>>minutes if you have just been given 5 more minutes to
>>>watch the game before
>>>helping around the house.
>>>
>>>NOTHING
>>>This is the calm before the storm. This means
>>>"something," and you should
>>>be on your toes. Arguments that begin with 'Nothing'
>>>usually end in "Fine"
>>>
>>>GO AHEAD
>>>This is a dare, not permission. Don't do it.
>>>
>>>LOUD SIGH
>>>This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal
>>>statement often
>>>misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks
>>>you are an idiot and
>>>wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and
>>>arguing with you over
>>>"Nothing"
>>>
>>>THAT'S OKAY
>>>This is one of the most dangerous statements that a
>>>woman can make to a
>>>man.
>>>"That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and
>>>hard before deciding
>>>how and when you will pay for your mistake.
>>>
>>>THANKS
>>>A woman is thanking you. Do not question it or faint.
>>>Just say you're
>>>welcome.

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