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  • Same thing, different place -- The Caledonian Kid, 01:02:18 05/20/04 Thu
    G'Day cobbers!
    Just putting in a quick message from Singapore airport on during my FIVE HOUR wait for the flight to Brisbane Orrstraaaalia, yup, fackin roight mate, I'm off to live in Oz for a year! Land of giant hopping mice, tiny tree-climbing bears and many poisonous things...ie: women. Just kidding, just kidding! I'm sorry! (sound of umbrellas and handbags whacking the kid).
    Will let y'all know when i hit Brisbane!

    Ciao Bambinos!

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  • Anyone about? -- MzRie, 11:36:11 05/17/04 Mon
    Hey guys,just me. My horroscope said that an email from overseas will change my life today....Ok,accepted. But that means I need to get one. Bela' you out there?

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  • I was looking for something else. -- Bry... can't be bothered with the html right now, 02:22:05 05/12/04 Wed
    I really was. It's a gif of this monster. I found this crap though. In the style of the "Hamster Dance", Kimbo takes the genre into the painful area of a combination of Robbie Williams, "Rock DJ" and low quality animated GIFs of Domo-Kun. Yeah, the concept is cute, but the execution is somewhat painful. Sorry, bub.

    http://kimbo-be-coo.com/domo-dance.html

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  • I'm always too late...Now I'm too early! Bum.` -- MzRie, 08:16:36 05/08/04 Sat
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  • Feel free to steal it -- Bry, 18:59:34 05/07/04 Fri
    I did. Happy Mothers Day.

    Just use this handy-dandy create-your-own Mother’s Day letter, and presto. You’re the best son or daughter ever.

    Dear (Mom/Mommy/Ma/ Mother/Woman Who Destroyed My Self-Worth by Age 12),

    I just wanted to take this time to wish you a Happy Mother’s Day.

    Despite my words and actions at times, you should know I really (love/wish I had been put up for adoption by) you.

    Where to begin?

    How about my first memories?

    I can still remember how you used to (cuddle/smack) me when I was scared, or when you would take me in your arms and insist I was (the most important thing in the world/purchased from a band of gypsies).

    When I got a little older, it was just great when you used to come tomy after-school activities (to root me on/reeking of bourbon).

    When I got to high school, you were quick to advise me on how to (make friends/seduce the male teachers.)

    You also gave me (unconditional love/some weird gum disorder from using my toothbrush) even when I may have not deserved it.

    Remember that time I came home drunk after a party?

    Boy oh boy, you really (let me have it/let me have it for forgetting to bring home your cigarettes).

    I still remember that night like it was yesterday.

    But it’s not just the way we get along -- it’s also the (love/horror) you’ve bestowed upon(father/dad/daddy/pa/some guy at a bar who bought you a few too many Long Island iced teas).

    You’re a true mom, a mixture between (Carol Brady and June Cleaver/Courtney Love and Sybil).

    I respect you for (always putting the needs of your family first/being able to strip for money well into your early 50s).

    But it’s more than respect. It’s love.

    Mom, truly -- my love for you could fill (the Grand Canyon/a funnel).

    And not only have you been a (great/horrible) mom to me, you’ve also done quite a job with (my brother/sister/squirrelly-looking kid sleeping on the couch).

    Seriously -- where would they be without you?

    I’ll tell you where -- (Princeton/Stanford/sleeping on someone else’s couch, probably).

    You’re truly one of a kind, Mom, and nobody can compare.

    If I ever had to pick another mom, I’d (just curl up and die/thank the heavens) and then (cry my days away/order a pizza).

    So again, Mom, I wish you a (Happy Mother’s Day/quick demise).

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  • ok, i am here to play now ... -- béla, 09:01:48 05/07/04 Fri


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  • HEY béla! -- Bry, 23:20:21 05/04/04 Tue
    Get your bum over here and post some silly pictures or something. I need someone to distract from the weirdness going on below. : ) Hmm... the Robbie ads at the top were ok. The Eddie ones too. They belong here. Now I keep getting an advert for the Lithuanian yellow pages. Where the hell did that come from?

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  • Errr... the little shit has a girlfriend. -- Bry.... Seacrest..... OUT!, 07:21:25 04/30/04 Fri
    It’s a bit like one of béla’s date disasters. Turns out he’s bi. She found out about me and is fooking pissed. Well, I don’t blame her. I didn’t know. Angry emails from her. Apologetic one’s from him. I tried to tell her nothing went on even though I fancy him but she doesn’t want to hear it. A couple of buy your own lunches at McD’s does not a rendezvous make.

    I really like him but nothing was going on and I can’t say she’s a bi*ch because she really isn’t. He was a sh*t for not telling me. It wasn’t something I thought to ask about though. I’ve got quite the soap opera going on here.

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  • Sorry Guys! -- MzRie, 13:58:21 04/28/04 Wed
    HEllo chillydren! So sorry for the 3 month absence. the first two were necessity, the last one was stupidity.(I lost the voy addy to a systems update) But no I am here.(off reading the archives to see all the good fun I've missed.

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  • I know I'm tardy -- Bryan, 02:19:39 04/26/04 Mon
    but... err... Happy Easter!. I really have to stop playing with this thing. My New Avatar It's a Killer Tomato. I made it spin. These Are Nice Off to other places and 19 year old boys. No, I haven't shagged him yet. Stop being so nosy. Play nice.

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  • Happy Birthday Tim!!! -- Ellie, 22:38:54 04/19/04 Mon
    Happy birthday to my favorite "sweet transexual"! 8-)


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  • it's stringtime, baby ... -- béla, 10:49:26 04/19/04 Mon


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  • Happy Birthday Tim!!! -- Ellie, 22:35:42 04/19/04 Mon
    Happy birthday to my favorite "sweet transexual"! 8-)


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  • béla!! We must co-ordinate our bidding! -- Bryan, 06:13:02 04/15/04 Thu
    Robbie's bed has few takers!

    The original link I saw doesn't work anymore. There were piccies and stuff. : (

    This is supposed to link to ebay


    ebay links are a pain in the ass. I get popups and shite. but I tried. $9,095.50 US? Err a bit expensive. Can I get some of his chest hair cheap? How about a pic of his arse from the net.

    Watch the freaking links will change and end up somewhere else. Sigh.

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  • Mmmm... Opinion Poll -- Bryan, 13:04:16 04/09/04 Fri
    Gotta fill the the board with something.

    Based on the piccie ONLY. Is he a yes, a no or a maybe? I like his face too. click He's nice... lives near me... we have quite a bit in common... he likes me. But it isn't going to happen.

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  • Handsome Tom! -- Poule Roulante-Fiennes-Ford-Rickman, 08:36:13 04/08/04 Thu
    that wouldnt be Cruise, would it? I have heard he is back on the market...

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  • Get your medication ready. I don't want you to have a seziure. The Robbie one made you all dizzy -- Bryan, 03:22:20 04/07/04 Wed
    I'm sorry but I like this toy. I linked them so I wouln't load up the board. Click the links.

    Eddie


    Some Ewan


    A Bit Of Rustu

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  • once upon a time on a vietnamese sanddune ... -- béla, 09:19:12 04/05/04 Mon



    and so Jesus said to the apostles just before he was crucified: Dont touch my easter eggs, I'll be back on sunday ...

    so, i watched The Passion of Christi yesterday .... other than with Matrix 3, of which i still think of as 2 hours of my life completely wasted, i cant say whether it's good or bad .. it's ... there .... and as much as i enjoy the odd senseless violence in a movie here and there .. this was basically watching a man being flocked and whipped for 2 hours .. that'S it .. oh, and apparently, if jesus hadnt been crucified, he would have been the inventor of high tables and chairs ... maybe he'd also come up with jam ... dunno if mel gibson thought he MIGHT have to give us something to giggle about ... at least, this IS hollywood .. he gave us senseless violence, a beautiful woman (no nekkid flesh there, tho ...), a historical epos, beautiful landscape, morale .. and comedy ...

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  • fishfishfishfishfish! -- poule the succinct, 08:52:24 04/05/04 Mon
    is what I have to say to that nutter's post.

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  • make money today -- Joshua Poulsen, 01:40:52 04/05/04 Mon
    Take five minutes to read this and it WILL change your life.


    So you find yourself in a bit of a crunch. Need money and fast but with all the bs on the internet....you cant seem to weed yourself through all the garbage to find some real green paper. Well weed no more. In fact you better kiss you lucky duck duck goose...because today...is the luckiest day of your life. I am about to give you four opportunity’s that comes around once in a life time. I know these work and I spare you any attempt of persuasion for it will forever remain unneccesary here. In fact if at any point you dont want to try these...dont...by all means dont! No one will miss you... your absence will insure that it will go on
    Longer which means more money in the long run anyway. Just follow the steps below to make cash. If you need guaranteed cash in 24 hours all you have to lose are a couple hours of spare time. But, believe me, when the money starts rolling in, it will be the best time you’ve ever spent!
    I these found these on a bulletin board and decided to try it. A little while back, I was browsing through newsgroups, just like you are now, and came across an article similar to these here that said you could make thousands of dollars within weeks. Some of these you need to invest with only an initial investment of $6.00 or $5.00! The others require NO INVESTMENT, and PAYMENT IS AUTOMATIC! So I thought, Yeah right, this must be a scam, but like most of us, I was curious, so I kept reading. So keep reading and I will explain each option and the rules.
    The thing to remember is: do you realize that thousands of people all over the world are joining the internet and reading these articles everyday?, JUST LIKE YOU are now!! So, can you afford to invest time to see if they really work?? I think so... People have said, "Eh, what if the plan is played out and no one sends you the money? So what! What are the chances of that happening when there are tons of new honest users and new honest people who are joining the internet and newsgroups everyday and are willing to give it a try? Estimates are at 20,000 to 50,000 new users, every day, with thousands of those joining the actual internet. Remember: play FAIRLY and HONESTLY and this will really work!!

    IMPORTANT: This is not a rip-off; it is not indecent; it is not illegal; and it is virtually no risk - it really works!!!! If all of the following instructions are adhered to, you will receive extraordinary dividends.
    PLEASE NOTE: Please follow these directions EXACTLY, and $50,000 or more can be yours in 20 to 60 days. The programs remain successful because of the honesty and integrity of the participants. Please continue its success by carefully adhering to the instructions.
    For all these when your done you need to
    1.Copy/ paste this letter into a word processor like Notepad (you only need a plain text editor)
    2. log on to GOOGLE or YAHOO and type in money making message board, Business opportunity forum, on-line forums, message boards, chat sites, discussions. Log on any search engine like yahoo.com, google.com, altavista.com, excite.com then you search with this subject Millionaire message board, Money making message board, Employment message board, Money making discussions, Money making forum, Business message board, etc. Try your own searches! You will find thousands & thousands of message boards and forums. Click one by one then you will find the option post a new message. etc. Post the new copy of the letter with your name in the last spot to at least 200 boards. You need 200 for this thing to work. Sit back and waste a couple hours.

    Option 1
    Signing up with online pay sites. A good thing about these are that They uses the power of the internet to do all the dirty work. You will need to get an email account for all these. You probably already have one Checking your email will be a thrill when everyday you get emails saying you’ve got cash? GOOD LUCK, GOD SPEED, PLAY BY THE RULES AND YOU WILL NOT BE DISAPOINTED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    PAYPAL
    Ebay has recently bought this company. It is a great way to pay for auctions, bills, or send money to whoever has an email address. You can click on any of the Paypal (www.paypal.com) links to join it is very simple and FREE!!!!!!!!!! Even if you don’t use the program Paypal is a great internet tool.
    All right it works like this.
    Step 1 Sign up for a Paypal Account
    Step 2 There are 3 people on the email list.
    1. Lpoolfan1@merseymail.com
    2. zabrina65@adelphia.net
    3. POULSENJOSH@adelphia.net
    1). Send the first person on the list $6.00 via the send money link on Paypal.
    2). Send an email to them saying “thanks I’ve joined”
    3).Put your email on the bottom of the list and move the others up on the list.
    4). Next send this document to everyone in you address book or newsgroups.
    5). You will get a reply with sites telling you how to send bulk email to thousands of people. Or post it on newsgroups, message boards or forums across the web. It is a really simple way to make some money.
    6).Follow steps above for copying and posting

    PAYSTONE
    Is another way to do this investment online. One big draw back is that it takes a few days for you to get your money on your account.
    Step 1 Sign up for a PayStone Account
    Step 2 Click on Load Funs Chose what way you want to put $6 on your account
    There are 3 people on the email list.
    1.POULSENJOSH@adelphia.net
    2. tmiller@radar.net
    3.hisfirerains@insight.rr.com
    1). Send the first person on the list $6.00 via the send money link on Paypal.
    2). Send an email to them saying “thanks I’ve joined”
    3).Put your email on the bottom of the list and move the others up on the list.
    4). Next send this document to everyone in you address book or newsgroups.
    5). You will get a reply with sites telling you how to send bulk email to thousands of people. Or post it on newsgroups, message boards or forums across the web. It is a really simple way to make some money.
    6).Follow steps above for copying and posting

    WEBIK
    This program is BRAND NEW! Started on 24 of february 2004,this is on the ground floor RIGHT NOW. No investment...no complication and no confusion. This is completely free to you so you would be a fool to not at least give it a shot.
    Step 1
    1. Go to www.webik.com?r=1394
    2. Sign up for an account. Its totally free and they will fund you five dollars instant into your account just for signing up.
    Step 2
    Your given 3 names
    (1) tmiller@radar.net
    (2) hisfirerains@insight.rr.com
    (3) poulsenjosh@adelphia.net
    1. Go to www.webik.com?r=1394
    2. Take the 5 dollars they gave you and use it as follows. Click on the send
    money tab. Send the 5 dollars to the first name with a attached note or separate email saying ADD ME TO YOUR MAILING LIST.
    3. Then send an email to the number three position saying THANKS,
    I'VE JOINED. This section is important since this is what makes this legal.
    Step 3
    1. Copy/ paste this letter into a word processor.
    2. Take the #1 name off
    3. Move the email address in #2 and #3 UP ONE POSITON making them
    now #1 and #2
    4. Put your WEBIK email address in the #3 position.
    5. Follow steps above for copying and posting
    SEND-CASH
    It’s completely free, without complication, and your money will start flowing into YOUR ACCOUNT in a matter of hours and days. How is it free you ask? If you sign up with “Send Cash”, they will give you $4 as a complementary thank you!
    1. Go to: https://www.send-cash.com/sc/?rid=hit4six66 (copy and paste this url into your browser)
    2. Sign up for an account. It’s totally free and they will credit your account with $4.00 just for signing up.
    3. Take that $4 and use it as follows: -.

    4. Click on the “send money” tab.

    5. Enter the email address in the number one position below.
    #1. foremostbrands@iinet.net.au
    #2. mB280se@iinet.net.au
    #3. poulsenjosh@adelphia.net
    Send the$4.00 to the email address in the #1 position on the above list with an attached note or separate email saying “Please add me to your mailing list”. Then send an email to the number three position saying “Thanks I’ve joined”. This is IMPORTANT since this is what makes this legal.
    5. . Take the #1 address off and put the current #2 in the #1 position; put current #3 in the #2 position; then put your email address into the #3 position.
    DANGOPAY
    1. Copy and Paste or Type the address below into your browser https://www.dangopay.com/new.php?r=1707
    2. Go ahead and sign-up for a FREE account. They will credit your account $5 dollars FREE, just for completing the sign-up process.
    3. Take that $5 dollars and do as follows:Click on the SEND MONEY tab.
    4. Enter the e-mail address in the 1. Position

    1. St1ne@hotmail.com
    2. sflynn@72201.com
    3. POULSENJOSH@adelphia.net

    5. Send the $5 to the first person with the attached note: "Hello new FRIEND!! Please add me to your mailing list"
    6. Now send an e-mail to the address in the 3. position saying: "Hello new FRIEND!! Thank You so much for introducing me!!" THIS SECTION IS IMPORTANT SINCE THIS IS WHAT MAKES THIS LEGAL!!
    7.Take the 1. e-mail off and put the #2 e-mail in the #1 spot. Put the #3 e-mail address in the 2. spot. Finally, put your personal DANGOPAY e-mail address into the number 3. position.

    Option 5
    This is an option were it is done many times. This is a letter chain mail. An initial investment of $6.00 or for some $5.00 is need. What you are doing is creating a service. THIS IS ABSOLUTELY LEGAL! You are requesting a legitimate service and you are paying for it! Like most of us I was a little skeptical and a little worried about the legal aspects of it all. So I checked it out with the U.S. Post Office (1-800-725-2161) and they confirmed that it is indeed legal!

    CHAIN LETTER 1 $6.00 INVESTMENT IS NEEDED

    STEP 1:
    1.Get 6 separate pieces of paper and write the following on each piece of paper: PLEASE PUT ME ON YOUR MAILING LIST (with your name and address).
    2.Now get 6 US $1.00 bills and place ONE inside EACH of the 6 pieces of paper so the bill will not be seen through the envelope (to prevent thievery).
    3.Next, place one paper in each of the 6 envelopes and seal them. You should now have 6 sealed envelopes, each with a piece of paper stating the above phrase, your name and address, and a $1.00 bill.
    4. Mail the 6 envelopes to the following addresses:

    #1) Julie King 567 Main Road Glendale NSW 2285 Australia
    #2) K Roethe P.O. Box 1019 9260 TROMSOE NORWAY
    #3)-NAtile Virgen P.O. BOX 4601 FRESNO,CA 93735,USA
    #4)-SCOT KLINOVSKI 2700 B AVE APT 516-2 Ft Lee, Va 23801 USA
    #5)-Joshua Poulsen 2700 B Ave Apt 712-2 Ft Lee, Va 23801 USA
    #6) M. Thomas 400 Spinnaker #408F Lockhart, TX 78644 U.S.A.

    STEP 2:
    1.Now take the #1 name off the list that you see above, move the other names up (6 becomes 5, 5 becomes 4, etc...) and add YOUR Name as number 6 on the list.


    Well there it is. Whole bunch of options to help you make money online or by mail. The end result of these two options depends on you. You must follow through and repost this article everywhere you can think of. The more postings you make, the more cash ends up in your mailbox or in your online pay account. It's too easy and too cheap to pass up!!!
    So that’s it. Pretty simple sounding stuff, huh? But believe me, it works. There are millions of people surfing the net every day, all day, all over the world. And 100,000 new people get on the net every day. You know that, you've seen the stories in the paper. So, my friend, read and follow the simple instructions and play fair. Thats the key, and thats all there is to it. Save this right now so you can refer back to this article easily. Try to keep an eye on all the postings you made to make sure everyone is playing fairly. You know where your name should be.
    PS
    If you're really not sure or still think this can't be for real, then don't do it. But please print or email this article and pass it along to someone you know who really needs the bucks, and see
    what happens.

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  • I have a new toy -- Bryan, 17:02:30 04/04/04 Sun

    hmm... what piccies should I stick together next? Decisions, decisions... the thing only works for 10 more days and I'm NOT paying the price they want just to do this crap. There is the most amazing thunderstorm happening right now... it is April right? This is weird. Off to nap.

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  • Good morning! -- Gaby,looking around to see if anyone else Sprang Forward,and landed here..., 11:00:03 04/04/04 Sun
    Yeah, it's Sprang,as we say in the South.
    So I was thinking,George must enjoy Jessica Simpson.It's like,"...yeah,chicken,tuna?I never know what I'm eating either...hey,I take off my rubber gloves just like that,with my teeth,when Babs & Laura say I've done enough dishes at the ranch...."
    I hope you folks in Europe got to enjoy the video of the little boy trying to stay awake during George's speech.It was a tempest in a teapot here last week.After which the President sent him a Forgiving & Encouraging letter,but the handwriting was illegible.He had someone copy it legibly so he could save it for Posterity.Even though Posterity hasn't heard about it yet.

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  • for everybody to know and bry's benefit as well ...

    HAPPY BIRTHDAY

    -- béla, 08:53:39 03/31/04 Wed
    a very happy birthday to my favourite tart ...



    MAGIC



    and ONE of my favourite scotsmen (in a skirt)



    here's champagne ...



    so let's face the music and DANCE



    ................ DANCE ................




    ................ and DANCE ................


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  • Well, this is just stupid. -- Bry, 02:12:15 03/30/04 Tue
    I was looking for sign generators and I found an automatic Love Poem thing. It isn't very good. béla, here is your 'love poem'
    My Love

    Your skin glows like the rasberry, blossoms lick as the tulip in the purest hope of spring.
    My heart follows your guitar voice and leaps like a tiger at the whisper of your name.
    The evening floats in on a great parrot wing.
    I am comforted by your pantie that I carry into the twilight of Robbiebeams and hold next to my arse.
    I am filled with hope that I may dry your tears of absynthe.
    As my nipple falls from my coat, it reminds me of your puppy.
    In the quiet, I listen for the last squeal of ecstacy of the day.
    My heated breast leaps to my nightie. I wait in the moonlight for your secret candle so that we may throb as one, breast to breast, in search of the magnificient blue and mystical Heathrow of love.


    That Stinks! It's over here if you feel like playing with it.

    http://www.links2love.com/poem_generator.htm

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  • Gee... -- Bry, 13:16:47 03/29/04 Mon
    I got the bees buzzing.

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  • i forgot to mention:

    HAPPY BIRFDAY ROBYN!!!

    let's have champagne, cake and a happy-snoopy-dance for you .. nekkid .. in the fountain, of course ...

    -- béla, 09:38:40 03/22/04 Mon
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