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Date Posted: 00:32:16 03/05/04 Fri
Author: Bry... just kidding, I liked 'em
Subject: Don't let the door hit you in the arse on your way out.
In reply to: Alison, getting her coat 's message, "By the way, I wasn't pretending these were original. Just practising my copy and paste skills. But I'll go now." on 09:01:00 03/04/04 Thu

>>>>
>>>>1) Triangular sandwiches taste better than square
>>>ones.
>>>>
>>>>2) At the end of every party there is always a girl
>>>>crying.
>>>>
>>>>3) One of the most awkward things that can happen in
>>a
>>>>pub is when your pint-to-toilet cycle gets
>>>>synchronised with a complete stranger.
>>>>
>>>>4) You've never quite sure whether it's ok to eat
>>>>green crisps.
>>>>
>>>>5) Everyone who grew up in the 80's has entered the
>>>>digits 55378008 into a calculator.
>>>>
>>>>6) Reading when you're drunk is horrible.
>>>>
>>>>7) Sharpening a pencil with a knife makes you feel
>>>>really manly.
>>>>
>>>>8)You're never quite sure whether it's against the
>>law
>>>>or not to have a fire in your back garden.
>>>>
>>>>10) Nobody ever dares make cup-a-soup in a bowl.
>>>>
>>>>11) You never know where to look when eating a
>>banana.
>>>>
>>>>12) Its impossible to describe the smell of a wet
>>cat.
>>>>
>>>>13) Prodding a fire with a stick makes you feel
>>manly.
>>>>
>>>>14) Rummaging in an overgrown garden will always
>turn
>>>>up a bouncy ball.
>>>>
>>>>15) You always feel a bit scared when stroking
>>horses.
>>>>
>>>>16) Everyone always remembers the day a dog ran into
>>>>your school.
>>>>
>>>>17) The most embarrassing thing you can do as
>>>>schoolchild is to call your teacher mum or dad.
>>>>
>>>>18) The smaller the monkey the more it looks like it
>>>>would kill you at the first given opportunity.
>>>>
>>>>19) Some days you see lots of people on crutches.
>>>>
>>>>20) Every bloke has at some stage while taking a
>pee,
>>>>flushed half way through and then raced against the
>>>>flush.
>>>>
>>>>21) Old women with mobile phones look wrong.
>>>>
>>>>22) Its impossible to look cool whilst picking up a
>>>>Frisbee.
>>>>
>>>>23) Driving through a tunnel makes you feel excited.
>>>>
>>>>24) You never ever run out of salt.
>>>>
>>>>25) Old ladies can eat more than you think.
>>>>
>>>>26) You can't respect a man who carries a dog.
>>>>
>>>>27) There's no panic like the panic you momentarily
>>>>feel when you've got your hand or head stuck in
>>>>something.
>>>>
>>>>28) No one knows the origins of their metal coat
>>>>hangers.
>>>>
>>>>29) Despite constant warning, you have never met
>>>>anybody who has had their arm broken by a swan.
>>>>
>>>>30) The most painful household incident is wearing
>>>>socks and stepping on an upturned plug.
>>>>
>>>>31) People who don't drive slam car doors too hard
>>>>
>>>>32) You've turned into your dad the day you put
>aside
>>>>a thin piece of wood specifically to stir paint
>with.
>>>>
>>>>33) Everyone had an uncle who tried to steal their
>>>>nose.
>>>>
>>>>34) Bricks are horrible to carry.
>>>>
>>>>35) In every plate of chips there is a bad chip.
>>>>
>>>>36) Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom
>>>>is not putting it in a fruit salad

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