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Date Posted: 12:55:17 03/05/04 Fri
Author: béla
Subject: i am fine, gaby!! they say "never play hard to get with a man who is hard to get" ...so i am doing all BUT playing hard to get .. still, my guy from advertising ... he's still sufficiently interested .. well, he's a petulant, self-centred, superficial asshole anyway (that's why i have such a crush on him .. lol) ... if he cant make it this weekend, there are a few other guys who would LOVE to take me out tonite ... how are you??
In reply to: Gaby 's message, "Aaaauuuuggggh..... hee hee! How are you,Ms. Bela!?" on 10:39:49 03/05/04 Fri

>>One day Jesus was walking by the pearly gates when St.
>>Peter asked him to watch the gates for a few minutes.
>>Jesus agreed and in a few minutes he saw an old, old
>>man approach. This man was OLD! He walked very slowly,
>>had a halting gait, and long white hair and beard.
>>
>>When Jesus asked if he could help, the old man advised
>>him in a shaky voice that he was looking for his son.
>>Jesus wanted to help but didn't think he could as
>>there were millions of people there.
>>
>>"I know I can identify him very easily by the holes in
>>his hands and feet,"
>>states the old man.
>>
>>Jesus does a double take and says, "Father?"
>>
>>The old man looks at Jesus and says, "Pinocchio?"

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