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Date Posted: 00:37:51 01/16/04 Fri
Author: The Caledonian Kid
Subject: Where the hell did THAT all come from?
In reply to: The Caledonian Kid 's message, "Ou est Mrs B?" on 00:25:03 01/16/04 Fri


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[> Bravo! Bravo! -- Bryan... giving a standing ovation from the back of the room, 01:02:17 01/16/04 Fri

>I know this is her board but its been aaages since
>i've seen a message from her. Shes in danger of
>becoming folklore, behold a glimpse of the future,
>YOUR future (cue trippy special effect):
>
>"Mummy, how was the board created?"
>"Well, in the beginning there was an Izzardite Queen
>known as 'Mrs B' and she created the Voy board for all
>the loyalist Izzardites when they fled the original
>board"
>"Why did they run away?"
>"Well, to begin with the Izzarddotcom, the home of the
>Izzardites, was a happy place where many met to
>talk,legend even tells of the mighty Izzardus himself
>appearing occaissionally to loyal Izzardities there in
>those happy times. However one day there was a regime
>change by Izzarddotcom's governor, a being known as
>'The Administrator' who commercialised it and
>alienated the fanbase letting it be overrun by a race
>known as the Asskissas and their allies the
>Pisstakerz. In those days there were many Izzardites,
>they were puritans who had formed a common bond
>through their likings of the muses of the jovial bard
>Eddius Izzardus"
>"All hail king Eddie"
>"...yes. They were a good people and for a while the
>board was a home from home for the Izzardities.
>However soon their numbers dwindled. Many Izzardities
>got lost in this new and strange land and couldn't
>find their way back. Others emigrated to the more
>prosperous land of Coveredinbeez where the climate was
>more suitable for some Izzardites. Even the founder of
>Voyland disappeared."
>"What Mrs B?"
>"Yes, some say she went to another board, others say
>she led an army of Izzardites in a failed attempt to
>retake Izzarddotcom, some even say she was taken away
>by Izzardus to become his queen"
>"Oooh"
>"And ever since Voyland has been a colony on the edge
>of extinction governed by a few Izzardite elders led
>by Bela The Wise"
>"People say that Mrs McShoogle looks like Bela The
>Wise"
>"Come now, thats nonsense! True there is a resemblance
>but EVERYBODY knows that Bela The Wise doesn't wear
>glasses".
>"But they both like pinching young men's bott..."
>"That's quite enough now young lady!"
>"Ok.....so does all that story mean that the
>Izzardites are going to disappear?"
>"I don't know, the prophet Gumtree of the American
>geocity 'Eddiefanz" recorded a list of all the
>refugees who made it to Voyland, many of whom have
>long since departed these shores but not many venture
>there nowadays..."
>The though of venturing outside the Voy board was a
>worrying thought what with all the hairthieves and
>pilotfish out there but both of them knew that maybe,
>just maybe, that was where the answer lay...

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