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• I get the most fun from shaking it up just as they nearly finish the snowman..............but that's just me! -- Alison, 09:52:29 12/05/03 Fri
  • no, that is NOT JUST you .. hähähähä ... -- béla (shaking snowglobe like mad ..), 12:12:59 12/05/03 Fri
    • thanks for the tip, Alison! -- Cheesy.....now this is festive, 14:38:08 12/05/03 Fri
• Did you see the snowman eat her then explode? lol -- Bry, 14:41:25 12/05/03 Fri
  • Oh yes!!! -- Alison, 15:20:35 12/05/03 Fri
• Thanks, just what I needed to relieve the work boredom!! -- Amy, thrilled with the exploding snowman, 17:52:41 12/05/03 Fri
  • You're quite welcome. I was highly amused. I've got my whole office playing with it. I'm suprised we haven't made the page crash! -- Bry, 18:02:44 12/05/03 Fri
• LOL!!! That is too funny!!! -- Ellie, 22:53:41 12/05/03 Fri

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• Well!!!! I'm wide awake now! -- Ellie, 14:14:14 12/02/03 Tue
• Wow, now that woke me up! Thanks, Magic!! -- Cheesy...have you seen Stuart again this weekend?, 15:04:19 12/02/03 Tue
  • yeah Cheesy, I saw him last night. I saw *all* of him last night, LOL! (No competition for Ewan, but still....) -- magic1, 15:32:46 12/02/03 Tue
  • i dont dare open it here at work .... might check it tomorrow evening from home .. cant do it tonite .. i wont go home tonite .. ;o) -- béla (executive tart), 15:32:58 12/02/03 Tue
    • Condensed version for bela - it's big. (LOL) Now go out there and have fun! -- magic1, 15:35:18 12/02/03 Tue
      • a song springs to mind .. coz he maaa-hey-hey-makes me feel .. all shiny and new .. like a virgin .. HEY ... LOL -- béla , 16:06:59 12/02/03 Tue
        • Hey baby, it's cooooold outside..... -- magic1, 16:34:34 12/02/03 Tue
          • you know, my pousse-e-warmer is AS cute!!! -- béla, 17:00:40 12/02/03 Tue
• I have been waiting all DAY to click that link! (the workthing you know, how annoying) All I can say is OMG!! and WOW!! Thank you ever so much for bringing that to our attention magic1!! -- Bryan... Not quite speechless but having trouble typing, too much drool on the keyboard.. I think I even managed to save it! Won't know till I go offline tho. What an interesting screensaver : ) Fingers crossed!, 01:07:24 12/03/03 Wed

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• A cow dance! a cow dance! tis my first since my rather unfortunate cow trial of '84!am not allowed within 2 miles of a cow.whats all that about eh? lol (NT) -- Mr.Cat(waving @ people and hiding from judges), 11:21:02 12/02/03 Tue
  • that's a shame really, i might never be able to squeeze you to my bosom then ... 2 miles .. my bosom's not THAT big, you know .. hähähä ... (NT) -- béla , 12:11:04 12/02/03 Tue
    • jeez...a 2 mile bosom...u would have 2 embark on a wizard of oz style adventure! *sings* we r off 2 find the bosom, the wonderful bosom of....... (NT) -- Mr.Cat(a scarecrow in drag), 16:27:32 12/02/03 Tue

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• so he did a full-robbie-williams for you then .. fluffy armmpits an' all .. lol .. -- béla, 10:31:44 12/01/03 Mon
  • some people have all the talent! Lucky you, Bry! -- Poule, 14:25:56 12/01/03 Mon
• It was honestly the funniest thing I’ve seen in a long time. I wish I had video or screen caps to share. It was a moment that can never be recreated. béla you would have laughed your arse off. (NT) -- Bry, 04:24:12 12/02/03 Tue

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• I don't think you wan't to click that.^^ I couldn't read it. My translator thing didn't like it either. Most of the text seemed to be nonsense and all the links looked strange. It gave me pop-ups. No, I don't want to see Anna Kornawhatever naked. (NT) -- Bry giving a warning, 07:08:27 12/01/03 Mon

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• bloody men and telephones eh?if the guy didn't phone back then prepare yourself for a full scale justification from said chap. tis a man thing. (NT) -- Mr.Cat(buggers off for months then starts giving advice.Mmmmm), 12:57:35 11/27/03 Thu
  • but you do love your mobiles and text messages ... none of those from the macho-shit either .. dont worry, i already got them from my date tomorrow, so i am a happy little lassie!! *G* (NT) -- béla , 13:12:30 11/27/03 Thu
    • *dances around a happy Bela* Yippeeeee! dates a plenty! lol PS we only enjoy text messages because spelling is such drag...Mmmmm....words in make up? "hello, my names Derek, Im a verb" (NT) -- Mr.Cat(not 2 sure were he is going with all this.anyone 4 bingo?lol), 15:06:34 11/27/03 Thu

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• BOO!! -- ; ), 02:47:28 11/25/03 Tue
  • Ambush!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! -- Gaby, 08:38:14 11/26/03 Wed
• That damn cat caused me more trouble that it's worth. At puddy cat school it used to beat me to within a inch of my nine lifes. and then steal me dinner money. and me dad. IT STOLE ME BLOODY DAD! *shakes fist in direction of trubble cat* (NT) -- Mr.Cat(still searching for his little old dad), 10:27:26 11/26/03 Wed
  • good to see you around, mr cat!! i dont know about your DAD .... a little poem springs to mind .. ahem, here it goes: My tire was thumping. I thought it was flat. When I looked at the tire... I noticed your cat. just kidding .. (NT) -- béla, 13:57:31 11/26/03 Wed
    • oh, that poem takes me back to my dear old budgie's funeral. Tis the song that we all sang with a tear in our eye and a budgie in our belly. Mmmm....please dont tell the police that last bit, they thought that Jimmy passed away through 'natural causes' (NT) -- Mr.Cat(tapping his nose knowingly), 16:48:16 11/26/03 Wed
      • P.S tis good to be back *hugs* all round (NT) -- Mr.Cat(forgetting his manners), 16:51:13 11/26/03 Wed
        • It's great to have you back, Mr. Cat! (NT) -- Cheesy, 02:44:06 11/27/03 Thu
          • hey cheesy! how r we this fine day/night/morning/breakfast......Mmmmmm....bacon...yum yum.... (NT) -- Mr.Cat(dancing around Cheesy in but is pants), 08:47:52 11/27/03 Thu
            • we're off for a 3 day turkey extravaganza with Cheesit.....hmm, some similarity to the budgie caper noted above. (NT) -- Cheesy, 12:49:21 11/27/03 Thu
              • a 3 day turkey extravaganza? is that stille legal? if so, count me in! (NT) -- Mr.Cat(ready for a basting), 12:54:55 11/27/03 Thu

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• I'm willing to bet my Saturday sad fukcer was worse than yours! I was home by 10pm....but last night was fan-TAST-ic! Lord, we even ended up making out by Ground Zero (if that is still what they call it, it's hardly a hole in the ground at this point). Anyway, I'm thinking I may go to hell for that! Oh dear I think I may like him.... -- magic1, 12:36:36 11/24/03 Mon
  • Magic, I've been waiting for you to checkin after your weekend extravaganza! How was the eharmony guy? I've got one in Mass asking for a contact and I'm kinda tempted. Bélasita, Mr. Friday sounds very nice and he will be impressed by your patience *g* -- Cheesy....and I HOPE Mrs. B will stop by on her birthday and get her birthday squeezy from Cheesy!, 13:55:45 11/24/03 Mon
    • ...a contact? Is he an alien or something?!?! -- Pouley Rouley sending Cheesy a squeezy, 14:09:02 11/24/03 Mon
    • mr friday is a bit of a bastard, and you all know i like that .. who said anything about patience? cant wait to kiss him again .. ;o) .. although i DO seem to do something wrong .. i try to find out if i like them beFORE i shag them ... and i was talking about pathetic losers and not bedskills .. *rolls eyes* -- bélasita, 14:10:04 11/24/03 Mon
      • I haven't even met Mr. eHarmony yet. Saturday boring b*stard was from Yahoo Personals (he writes sci fi strories about engineering, if you can believe that). I actually matched with Stuart (last night's make-out guy) on TWO sites - match.com and one other (I think it was singleme.com, he says it was cupid.com). he's a chef out on Long Island, and a great kisser.... -- magic1, 14:16:18 11/24/03 Mon
        • Geez, I thought a contact was via email. Aliens, huh? I hope it's not an anal probe! -- Cheesy...well at least not on the first date, 14:21:43 11/24/03 Mon
          • CHEESY!!!! -- béla (with big shocked eyes), 14:45:21 11/24/03 Mon
            • Eyes big as saucers? *g* -- Cheesy, 02:26:05 11/25/03 Tue

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• "...a-comin' for to carry me home...Swing low! sweet chariot, conin' for to carry meeee hooooome!!!!!" -- warbles Gaby, backed up by the gospel chorus.TrubbleKats, where y'at!?, 10:23:38 11/24/03 Mon
  • slow down! I can't keep up! -- Poule....frantically doing actions...., 14:02:04 11/24/03 Mon

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• Hey, where did you find my poem?!...err...ummm...just kidding! ;-) Yeah, that's an Oscar Wilde poem isn't it? "I saw an Alien upon the stair/Oh how I wish he wasn't there/I saw him there again today/How I wish he would stop probing my butt, and go away" -- Summer, 16:34:55 11/21/03 Fri
• Hey, where did you find my poem?!...err...ummm...just kidding! ;-) Yeah, that's an Oscar Wilde poem isn't it? "I saw an Alien upon the stair/Oh how I wish he wasn't there/I saw him there again today/How I wish he would stop probing my butt, and go away" -- Summer, 16:37:42 11/21/03 Fri
  • Whoops! Felt so nice, I posted it twice... :-) -- Summer, 16:39:36 11/21/03 Fri

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• Mah, oh mah...such language! -- Gaby, 10:41:06 11/20/03 Thu
  • sorry .. for cheesy and I .... as you merkins say, right???? -- béla, 10:54:31 11/20/03 Thu
• Oi, my man Ruud scored 3 of those 6!!!! (But sorry about Turkey, Cheesy....) -- magic1, 12:58:24 11/20/03 Thu
  • -- thud!, 13:00:33 11/20/03 Thu
    • ruud ... lölölölöl!!! that'S a girl's name!!! -- béla, 13:13:44 11/20/03 Thu
• Ach! I am gutted but not that the handwriting wasn't on the wall Saturday. The poor Tartan Army....what a long sad ride home that must have been. I can still hear the happy lads on Saturday in their kilts...sounding just like Billy Connolly: " the team was fcuking brilliant". -- Cheesy....gotta love Ruud's hat trick...geesh 3 goals in one game, 13:18:44 11/20/03 Thu

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• sorry, i seem to have missed the last couple of weeks .. WHADDAYAMEANUNEMPLOYED???? sorry for shouting ... how can nice goon do a jekyll and hyde and fire you from ONE day to the OTHER ... i mean .... no warning??? can he do that??? did you get some CASH to go??? bastard!!!! i will keep you informed on anything going on via your hotmail account ... and i promise i wont bore you to death with dating updates (if you insist: i talked to my matthew broderick yesterday, -- and he is really, really excited and cute .. like a sweet little bunny wabbit ... bores me to death ... whereas, on the other hand, i also talked to a very attractive complete and utter macho-shithead of a man i am already falling in love with .. *G* i need HELP!!!) béla, 08:28:59 11/19/03 Wed
  • er yes. *They* say women fall in love with men like their fathers. Problem with that theory is...I dont recall my dad looking like Harrison Ford, nor sounding like alan rickman! -- Poule Freud, 09:19:20 11/19/03 Wed
• pssst! non-lesbian hugs to MIMI Crowe-Henshall! -- Poule R, 09:20:46 11/19/03 Wed
  • Oh,MAH!Husband sighting!Did the testosterone wave lift you gently off the sidewalk?I have no doubt...Now,Ms. Bela.You are a Hamburger,a Frankfurter,and a Doughnut.Yes you are.Are too.Uh huh.Yeah you are.Are too.I used to never want to belong to the club -- that would have me for a member...and you don't want to end up a loveless ol' chain-smokin' wimple like moi,DO you!?? Gaby, 10:37:32 11/19/03 Wed
• Bastard. The boss I mean. -- Alison, 10:34:32 11/19/03 Wed
  • Hallo,Ms. Alison!So do you think Bela should go for Matthew Broderick,or Broody Bad Boy?Oh,hell,who am I kidding?I would go for the bad one too.The more they broood & smoulder & exude macho angst,the better I like 'em.It's hopeless!But no doubt the -- universe is unfolding as it should. They say. Ahem Gaby, 10:43:46 11/19/03 Wed
    • Oh she'll go for the bad boy of course. Anybody nice would bore her in 2 minutes! -- Alison, 10:49:06 11/19/03 Wed
      • So how are you?Whatcha up to? -- Gaby, 10:50:41 11/19/03 Wed
• I'm OK. Just finished decorating the hall and still waiting to get the computer desk back out there. Me and hubby aren't home together long enough until the weekend. And I'm scared of all those wires and things. -- Alison, born clumsy, 10:54:46 11/19/03 Wed
  • Ooh,tell me about it.Hooking up electronic items is pretty much my Waterloo...My brother does a sweep through,about once a year,"tsk-tsk"ing under his breath,and sets up everything the way it SHOULD be,or yanks stuff out & puts new stuff in.For which I am -- eternally grateful.Since it is convenient & also creates an illisuion that I am at all savvy in these realms....Gaby, 11:03:47 11/19/03 Wed
    • I should learn to do stuff myself, but as I do most things around here I don't see why I should learn something else. Must leave one or two jobs that only HE can do. -- Alison, 11:05:23 11/19/03 Wed
    • Uh,that was supposed to read "illusion".In some universe or other. -- Gaby, 11:05:53 11/19/03 Wed
      • I knew that *G* -- Alison, 11:07:25 11/19/03 Wed
        • Bye for now...... -- A, 11:21:43 11/19/03 Wed
          • Ooh,sorry you're going!I was just hoping to discuss Dr. Poule Freud's theories... -- Gaby, 11:25:21 11/19/03 Wed
• ***AW, man!!!!!!***** Sorry about the unemployment thing, the good was obviously a bastard!!!! I'm sure you will get something better soon, like, say, laundress of Russell Crowe's rugby shorts.... -- magic1, 12:35:13 11/19/03 Wed

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• LOL! good one, Bry! -- Cheesy, 10:12:31 11/18/03 Tue

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• oh please, Robbie is bigger than that!!! It's a Photoshop job, or maybe it was 15 degrees (I mean Fahrenheit) in the room? Still, nice to look at.....I am going for a death-by-Smiths-overdose Sunday, myself -- magic1, 00:06:44 11/17/03 Mon
  • Yes,I KNOW.Matthew Brodrick, and nice.Strictly for it.Hey,maybe cats like turkey-&-gravy beverages.And they may really really love the movie "Mouse Hunt" and all have it in their collections. -- Gaby, 08:52:16 11/17/03 Mon
    • hello and welcome, little brother!!! -- hooch , 09:09:50 11/17/03 Mon
      • yeah, he's cute ... and fluffy .. but not as angelic faced as me .. *G* -- mickey , 09:10:39 11/17/03 Mon
    • So,at home,Ms.S. Jessica Parker enjoys cute male lesbian Matthew & cute baby,while at work she gets to have an affair with Mikhail Baryshnikov...meanwhile,Ms. Zellweger was forced to enjoy all those milkshakes & doughnuts while preeparing for her love -- scenes with Colin Firth. These women are doing something right, sigh Gaby, 09:13:37 11/17/03 Mon
      • Kitties!Does Bela know you're posting again?...so tell us how her weekend went... -- Gaby, 09:22:01 11/17/03 Mon
        • well, matthew broderick was very funny and entertaining .. he appear to be a man who could be really GOOD for me .. in other words: i am not interested at all .. D'oh ... the other date was very handsome ... like a boyband .. handsome, but shite ... -- béla, 09:53:38 11/17/03 Mon

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• for those who didnt wanna hear about it in the first place ... my date tonite (one of 2 this weekend .. oops, i did it again) looks exactly like matthew broderick .... .. as Inspector Gadget .. *G* ... he is very sweet ... a mr nice guy ... in other words, probably another sad fukcer ... (i am TERRIBLE muriel!) -- ... the date tomorrow is a natural born kieler ... nice voice ... tho he doesnt seem to talk much .. he doesn have to, if he'S good looking .. *G* béla (entertaining herself mucho, apparently), 09:09:40 11/14/03 Fri
• *That* is hydrocephalic, or I am an operatic diva with great legs... -- Poule Roulante, 09:23:03 11/14/03 Fri
  • hydrocephalic??? does that have anything to do with willies??? -- béla, 09:39:15 11/14/03 Fri
    • Willies!??? for Heaven's sake. That IS the world's cutest cat. The infinitesimal ears.And what is Matthew Broderick,chopped liver!!?Do you really truly only like bad boys? -- Gaby, who neever could mind her own business, 10:06:38 11/14/03 Fri
      • i thought THIS was the world'S cutest kitty ... mhm, yes, i am afraid i always fall for the selfish, relationship mess-up, horny assholes .. well, I give matthew a try, dont i??? -- béla (should have tried everything), 10:11:29 11/14/03 Fri
        • I am not promiscuous, you know. Promiscuity implies that attraction is not necessary -- béla, 10:35:37 11/14/03 Fri
          • Ah.yes.well.hmmmn.never thought of it that way...Speaking of attraction,there's an invasion of the British husbands-Firthy, Hugh & that beamish boy Alan Rickman have all turned up on American TV this week... -- Gaby, 11:03:30 11/14/03 Fri
            • well, the movie is supposed to be released here next week ...i'll got watch matrix and lust over keanu one last time this sunday ... (well, not necessarily the last time ... we get the dvd as a xmas pressie this year .. and i have 2 more free tix!! did i mention i love my company??? -- béla, 11:20:29 11/14/03 Fri

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• well, it worked on some board .. d'oh ... -- béla, 08:34:20 11/13/03 Thu

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• -- Papa, 18:12:59 11/11/03 Tue
  • i suggest a "silly signs" contest .. i particularly like this one .. -- béla (silly cow herself), 10:26:34 11/12/03 Wed
    • Hohttp://tinyurl.com/up7kw about this one -- Papa, 14:53:40 11/12/03 Wed
      • Ok try again -- Papa, 14:55:09 11/12/03 Wed
        • My own fav -- Papa, 15:02:22 11/12/03 Wed

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• my favourite word is procrastination .. and why, i'll tell you later ... -- béla, 10:21:51 11/12/03 Wed
• Hehehehehe - well done Bels! Mine is Bibliotheque - cos it is fab to say.... -- MIMI (on latte now), 10:41:44 11/12/03 Wed
  • there are SOOOO many great words in the english language .. t'is rather beautiful ... especially the northern accents, which - as you all know - are pure knickers-droppers to me .. -- béla (holding tight on pants), 10:44:07 11/12/03 Wed
    • My favorite word is "never".... and my least favorite word, "never".... -- Gaby, pretending to be a recalcitrant celebrity on "Inside the Actor"s Studio"... hmmmn.I wonder what some of those words are Bela has in mind...!?"Well,arrre y' goin' ta Rrrravish me now or later?"(in best Dougie Henshall imitation), 11:24:40 11/12/03 Wed
      • Wow Gaby - that is spooky! I had just finished reading reports about Russell on 'Inside the Actors Studio' and I thought I would bring that question over here!!!!! -- MIMI (wondering if Gaby can read minds....), 11:32:49 11/12/03 Wed
        • Ah,yes.X-ray vision you know. -- Gaby,tapping large pumpkinlike head sagaciously with one finger, 11:39:37 11/12/03 Wed
• Eckie-thump pet! I'm a sucker for Scottish & Italian... -- MIMI (with flat cap and a couple of whippets), 11:23:19 11/12/03 Wed
  • Ah,senorita,my heart it is broken that you have forsaken me....resonant & low & warm(in best imitation of a Spanish policeman)... -- Gaby,by the way my "lagniappe" of yesterday morning as I lay around with the flu was - Firthy on the view! leggy,adorable.fox among the hens, 11:31:00 11/12/03 Wed
• The Spanish come in a close third - so don't you worry you lovely policemen you.......... -- MIMI (hopping on a plane to Madrid to comfort the upset Gendarmes....), 11:56:58 11/12/03 Wed

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• Good morning!Ms. C.H.W.D.Baryshnikov...my,have they proudly worn the thistle through the centuries?Doesn't sound comfortable.I was hoping that traditional kilt would sweep America in a fashion craze.And by "traditional" I mean,well,traditional.In every way -- Gaby, picturing a windy day in Glasgow, 10:41:47 11/11/03 Tue
• Why Miss Gaby - I do declare! You should try and curb your naughty thoughts... -- MIMI scarlett o'hara, 10:44:51 11/11/03 Tue
  • Ah have NO such notions,whatevah can you mean!!? I was merely thinking of the lovely autumn leaves,Scahlett,drifting in a brisk wind... -- Melanie Wilkes, fanning self with lace fan.And don't be givin' Ashley those sidelong glances...you have more husbands than I could shake a stick at!, 11:06:39 11/11/03 Tue
• But Ashley is my one true love - oh fiddle dee dee Melly - I don't care about the other men......only strawberry blonde Ashley... *swoon* -- MIMI (dressed in a pair of curtains), 11:23:10 11/11/03 Tue
  • Yes,Ah know...Scahlett dawlin'...well we DO agree on strawberry blondes...and our great respect for tradition... -- ahem, 11:28:06 11/11/03 Tue
    • Speaking of naughty, where is Ms. Bela of Hamburg...?Has she run away again? -- Gaby, 11:39:08 11/11/03 Tue
      • I hope they are not making her work - I hear she is allergic to rabbits... -- MIMI, 11:46:03 11/11/03 Tue
• Now I am thinking of Dougie in tight breeches..... *swoon* -- MIMI (that Gaby leads me astray......), 11:37:05 11/11/03 Tue
  • Um...leather? were you thinking? sigh -- Gaby. Well,SOMEONE is leading someone down the garden path...hmmmmmn.Little shepherdess Mademoiselle Mimi..., 11:51:12 11/11/03 Tue
• Hmmm - I will leave the leather stuff for you - I am far too innocent.... *blush* -- MIMI - innocent really, 12:04:39 11/11/03 Tue
  • Well I was a bad little Black Sheep....baaaahhhh!BUT I have reformed. -- Gaby, in wimple,smoking filterless Pall Malls...I know you believe me., 12:15:27 11/11/03 Tue
  • *cough* *choke* -- Amy, glad to see Mimi back on the boards, actually, 15:51:04 11/11/03 Tue

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• PRAISE THE LORD !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I have sussed it. 2 years and 8 months and i finally get it. (NT) -- Papa Lazarou, 19:19:37 11/10/03 Mon
  • Im soo happy im going out to celebrate can i get a lift ? (NT) -- Papa ( Im having fun) Lazarou, 19:26:29 11/10/03 Mon
    • Im going out to celebrate can i get a lift? (NT) -- Papa Lazarou, 19:34:13 11/10/03 Mon
      • can i be your wife now???? (NT) -- béla, 10:04:36 11/11/03 Tue

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• I feel I must clarify - the pikey farmers talked about thier children and (seperate subject) shooting animals.....not shooting their children... -- MIMI Crowe-Henshall-Wilkinson-Luger, 10:38:30 11/10/03 Mon
  • tee hee....strict diciplinarians, those farmers -- Cheesy, 14:51:39 11/10/03 Mon
• hellooooo mimi!!! ca va???? me, i am a bit tired ... i told my friday date we were never going to be an item ... he looked loke a beaten, droopy-eyed-puppy .. bit like nicholas cage in City of Angels ... LOL ... i did a pretty good stand-up routine for my saturday date .. he was nice, -- but a bit depressing (male nurse in surgery ... it sounds rather depressing to just sew up dead ppl all the time) .. and he was fugly ... so that's that then ... hence, i spent all day and most of the nite fishing on the net ... béla, 10:38:46 11/10/03 Mon
• Two duffers in one weekend? That's just not good enough! You need to enroll at the Magic School of Dating..... -- MIMI (who knows nothing about dating really), 11:04:05 11/10/03 Mon
  • nah, 1 date a weekend is quite enough ... if it's a good one, you can see him again ... otherwise, you have time to watch a movie with mr cinema (who complained that i dont have time for him any more) and on sundays, search for more dates .. *G* i have tentatively planned to meet a natural born kieler next weekend ...but there's a very cute young guy who's only just recently moved to hamburg, and he wants me to show him around ... *G* -- béla, 11:19:02 11/10/03 Mon
• I think you are more likely to lead him astray than lead him around!!! -- MIMI, 11:47:29 11/10/03 Mon
  • what makes you say that??? Love Actually will be out November 20 here, and i cant WAIT to see that hub-fest .... that's another 1-date-only-weekend then .. *G* -- béla (feigning innocence), 12:09:05 11/10/03 Mon
    • HA! WHY would I want to see Firthy in cute cable-knit sweaters,looking slightly melancholy...!?I ask you.No.Do NOT throw me in that brier patch.I am not a masochist.Uh uh.no way.I say again,ha. -- Gaby muttering to self,waving distractedly.See I thing the mopey Nicholas Cage guy sounds hind of appealing,but then,I am weird.As we all know.ahem, 12:30:40 11/10/03 Mon
      • maybe you would rather see him like this? -- magic1 asks, trying to be helpful, 13:31:16 11/10/03 Mon
        • Mmmmn hmmmn. Just HAD to do it,didn't ya!?? The wet linen picture.Well,okay,jeez Louise. Pass the gin & quinine.Firthmania setting in. -- Gaby. Who HAD managed to squeeze the little Firthy face OUT of consciousness.'Til now., 17:58:38 11/10/03 Mon
        • Mmmmn hmmmn. Just HAD to do it,didn't ya!?? The wet linen picture.Well,okay,jeez Louise. Pass the gin & quinine.Firthmania setting in. -- Gaby. Who HAD managed to squeeze the little Firthy face OUT of consciousness.'Til now., 17:59:11 11/10/03 Mon
          • See!It's happening already.I'm seeing double. Next the fever,the chills...and recurrent hallucinations of a winsome soul dripping pondwater on my lawn....sigh -- I hope you're happy. Gaby, 00:08:59 11/11/03 Tue

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• Well, I dont get ou on Fridays because I had this rediculous notion that I would have enough money to Study in England. -- JEK, 22:25:23 11/07/03 Fri
• Well my friday night was extra special... I had badger sex for the first time. I know kinky shit!!!!!! But he was really gentil and he stroked my softly after sex. Hot sex... you all should try it. Cheers (NT) -- Crazy uncle Lauren, 17:53:33 11/08/03 Sat
  • Hmmmn.cute little mask he's wearing there... Uncle lauren is kind of a hirsute fella... (NT) -- Gaby, 08:01:05 11/10/03 Mon

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• hi mimi!! i just faxed my trip confirmation and the obligation to pay my travel agency a truckload full of money for my trip to vietnam in february!! hoorrah!! now i just need one of them little vietnamese persons to PICK UP THE GODDAMN PHONE at the embassy in berlin OR bonn, as i need a visa .. but seems they are already off for the weekend!! -- béla (looking forward to her date with the male nurse tomorrow!!), 10:11:04 11/07/03 Fri
  • You know,you tell yourself you're not going to go there,and you agree with yourself too,But SOME stubborn part of your mind envisions it all-the provocative uniforms,the sensible shoes(stilettos)...the marquee - "Dr. Bela & the Naughty Night Nurses...." -- Gaby, 10:32:54 11/07/03 Fri
• Gaby!!!!!!!! Good to see you my Dougie lovin' friend! Vietnam......fabulous! My sister is supposed to be going there next year too! -- MIMI Crowe-Henshall-Baryshnikov, 10:39:53 11/07/03 Fri
  • Hello!Good to see you too, Mademoiselle Mimi... Ooh, Dougie Henshall. Baryshnikov, ooh la la. Kinda makes up his own laws of physics there,ahem.Ooh,saw YOUR husband tonight,and want to steal him as much as ever.Yes,that would be Meestaire Crowe,talking up -- "Master & Commander"... hey,Bela,there's another fun game if you run out of stuff from that chic little black doctor's bag... Gaby, 11:04:32 11/07/03 Fri
• I am off for morning coffee at the Ritz! See you lovely girlies later.......... -- MIMI (off to the tube), 11:06:45 11/07/03 Fri
  • woah, sis had better start saving too .. bloody hell, that feckin' visa costs another 64 euros (not to say the cost for sending my passport to the embassy by registered post), and the bloody insurance another 59 euros ... but at least, all is booked now and the tix will be on its way soon ... -- béla (waving hi to fred and gaby), 11:18:22 11/07/03 Fri
• Hello MIMI !! nice to meet you! .... (NT) -- Fred, 11:13:14 11/07/03 Fri
  • it's my special talent again ... i show up .. and the young men flee... lol ... (NT) -- béla, 11:40:35 11/07/03 Fri
    • MIMI!!!! I thought you had your nose to the grindstone these days and could no longer post? Anyway, Mystic River = great, great movie (imho) but not exactly a feel-good night out! Has Love Actually opened there yet? That will make you feel better.... (NT) -- magic1, 12:49:36 11/07/03 Fri

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• oh what a lovely view ... .... if you like fish-cartoons, go watch HELP! I am a Fish ... it's a stupid movie (but cute, if you like cartoons, and features the voices of Terry Jones and Alan Rickman .. he's just great as an evil-bastard-fish .. *thud* -- béla (oh what a lovely view), 09:26:01 11/06/03 Thu
• Am really looking forward to NEMO - might go this weekend! I went to see In The Cut - well, I saw it for 40 mins and then realised I had better things to do with my life.......came into work this morning and a bloke in the office had left a picture of Russell from the paper on my desk and he had drawn a speech bubble from Russell saying "Will MIMI ever return my calls? That fox needs some Russell lovin'" - ahahahaha -- MIMI (waving to Bela - sipping latte), 09:49:48 11/06/03 Thu
  • ooooh, that sounds good ... i almost did a disco *bump* to the hot little guy from int'l exploitation ... boy, i would love to exploit him internally, i tell you *G* -- béla (with a voucher for 2 tix to see Matrix Revolutions, but i doubt my dates this weekend wanna go ... well, saturday boy might ..), 09:57:14 11/06/03 Thu
• And just how many dates DO you have this weekend? -- MIMI (who is off to the country to seduce farmers), 10:02:57 11/06/03 Thu
  • oh, country boys, that sounds interesting .. i have just the 2 dates ... one on friday, one on saturday .. for a minute, i was thinking of dating 2 guys on saturday, one in the afternoon, one late in the evening ... but then i remembered charlottes double-dating-disaster in SATC, settled for just the one date ... -- béla (who got SATC season 5 on dvd from MIMI for her birthday this year!! thank youuuu!!), 10:13:39 11/06/03 Thu
• You are right to abide by the the SaTC laws becuase they all tend to have an awful lot of sex.....I don't know what laws I am following but I think I need a change!! -- MIMI (those country bumpkins don't stand a chance!), 10:19:47 11/06/03 Thu
  • i can already picture you frolicking in a haystack ... *G* -- béla (sometimes thinking it' s murphy's law she abides), 10:32:00 11/06/03 Thu
    • mmmmmm...hay..... *ahem* - I must away now.......see you soon honey-bun! -- MIMI (off to poke the wabbit), 10:44:21 11/06/03 Thu
      • ok then. my bossy might second that idea ... -- béla (grabbing spear to poke the wabbit), 11:09:12 11/06/03 Thu
• I'm a country boy! oow arrr!! where are me cows?? (NT) -- Fred, 17:04:22 11/06/03 Thu
  • you called??? (NT) -- béla, 10:04:46 11/07/03 Fri

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• hi mimi!! i have been great, thank you, busy making friends ... as you can see below .. LOL -- béla, 11:09:44 11/05/03 Wed
  • Mustache!!!!??? Or as we call it, human ivy. What's the world coming to!!!!??? -- Gaby, 11:16:00 11/05/03 Wed
    • Not to mention all the too-much-product-I'm-defying-gravity-here-or-maybe-it-was-electrocution-mousse-attack-help-me-I've-been-raped-by-a-Cro-Magnon hair... -- Gaby, 11:20:08 11/05/03 Wed
      • there are VERY few men who look sexy-sexy with a moustache .. -- béla *thud*, 11:27:53 11/05/03 Wed
• Tis true - Crowe has cut his hair - Dougie has found some extra - ah! that there were a happy medium!! -- MIMI (whose work colleague has just said 'cor, can you imagine a threesome with Joaquin and Dougie?!' - mmmm..hadn't thought about that..num num num), 11:47:19 11/05/03 Wed
  • gawd, i have missed these convos ... -- béla (dreaming about 3-somes), 12:29:26 11/05/03 Wed
• Well, hopefully - as the workforce increases (up to 1000!) so will my internet usage - I figure with sooo many peeps they won't notice little 'ol me! -- MIMI (with fingers crossed - missing Bela), 12:43:24 11/05/03 Wed
• oow if you wanna see a sexy guy! has to be animal! Also r most of you guys from the US? cus u lot post at very different times to me? (NT) -- Fred, 12:46:39 11/05/03 Wed
  • Bela I require an explanation of this: "Remote Lounge would like to announce that we are the first in the US to bring you the latest craze from Berlin—porno karaoke! Yep, it’s true, instead of singing ‘80’s pop hits, you’re going to be moaning blue movies sound effects. It’s more comic that erotic, so don’t be afraid to come by and join the contest or just sit back and watch the fireworks." (NT) -- magic1, not sure HOW drunk I would have to be do to that sort of karaoke, 12:54:58 11/05/03 Wed
    • they are just nutters, those berliners .... (NT) -- béla, 13:31:09 11/05/03 Wed
      • did i mention i am a hamburger, fred??? (NT) -- béla (actually, i am all over the place), 13:34:26 11/05/03 Wed
        • Et je suis a Londoner avec reduced internet access due to me gaining a proper job.... (NT) -- MIMI (Corporate Whore), 14:35:54 11/05/03 Wed
• u didnt mention be a hamburger, béla... did i mention i an a frankfurter? (NT) -- Fred (whos real name isnt Fred), 16:18:42 11/05/03 Wed
  • as long as you're not a weiner .... a wiener would be nice, i love their thick austrian accents (NT) -- béla (executive visigoth), 16:26:11 11/05/03 Wed
• ok well i'm non of them... i'm really boring old english, that's not cool at all is it?! but i tell people about it.... (NT) -- Fred (whos real name isnt Fred), 16:32:58 11/05/03 Wed
  • so, how old exactly are you??? (NT) -- béla (ah'm 82!!), 16:49:52 11/05/03 Wed
• I am exactly 21 yrs, 2 months & 5 days... I think, but I think you has miscalculated your age, I’m guessing you are not really 82?!? (NT) -- Fred, 17:01:59 11/05/03 Wed
• where do you all go? ...its like POW! fifty trillion messages, then a little trickle, then FCUK ALL? ... i'm bored (NT) -- Fred, 19:27:43 11/05/03 Wed

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