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Date Posted: 00:45:27 04/13/05 Wed
Author: Bryan... where are my binoculars goddamnit
Subject: A Whale?

So that's why all those helicopters were flying around all afternoon. There's a WHALE in the river!! Right here where I live!! It was all over the local news.. flipping stations.. granted it's a very small beluga whale, but it IS a whale! I should go see but I'm too lazy.. you know what, I think I will go look! When will I ever get the chance to see a whale 2 miles from my house again?

I hope the thing turns around and swims back to the ocean where it belongs.. I'm nowhere near the ocean. WTF is it doing here? It's either sick or a very retarded whale. I think the shad are running, maybe it was snacking and got distracted by all the fishies.

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[> Yep, it was a whale all right. Unfortunately, by the time I found my binoculars and got moving it was getting dark out so I didn't go look. -- Bry.. I hope i don't mess this up.. Click Me, 02:22:23 04/13/05 Wed

>So that's why all those helicopters were flying around
>all afternoon. There's a WHALE in the river!! Right
>here where I live!! It was all over the local news..
>flipping stations.. granted it's a very small beluga
>whale, but it IS a whale! I should go see but
>I'm too lazy.. you know what, I think I will go look!
>When will I ever get the chance to see a whale 2 miles
>from my house again?
>
>I hope the thing turns around and swims back to the
>ocean where it belongs.. I'm nowhere near the ocean.
>WTF is it doing here? It's either sick or a very
>retarded whale. I think the shad are running, maybe it
>was snacking and got distracted by all the fishies.

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>So that's why all those helicopters were flying around >all afternoon. There's a WHALE in the river!! Right >here where I live!! It was all over the local news.. >flipping stations.. granted it's a very small beluga >whale, but it <i>IS</i> a whale! I should go see but >I'm too lazy.. you know what, I think I will go look! >When will I ever get the chance to see a whale 2 miles >from my house again? > >I hope the thing turns around and swims back to the >ocean where it belongs.. I'm nowhere near the ocean. >WTF is it doing here? It's either sick or a very >retarded whale. I think the shad are running, maybe it >was snacking and got distracted by all the fishies.
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