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Date Posted: 08:08:27 11/16/09 Mon
Author: Pollsketeers
Subject: WELCOME to the NOVEMBER POLL

Before we get into this months poll, the October Poll was not tallied since there were so many answers! You can scroll down and take a look at who came to the party. I think we had just about everyone covered!

We hope this month's poll will be unusual and fun! The cold winds of November are a blowin’, and it’s gonna get cold enough to freeze the balls of a brass monkey. Tell us your favorite ‘balls’ quote from the books!

Have fun and the poll will close in about 7 days.

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[> BTW, you do not have to tell us the book and where you got the quote from, unless you want too. As long as you remember -that's fine by us! -- Pollsketeers, 08:10:08 11/16/09 Mon


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[> [> Apologies to all, but we should have specified no quotes from an Echo in the Bone as it may contain spoilers. Thanks! -- Pollsketeers, 06:51:40 11/17/09 Tue


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[> My favorite is when Roger comes back to the Ridge after being with the Indians. Jamie says to him (in realtion to Bree): Treat her badly and I'll rip your balls off and cram them down your throat. Roger responds with: Lay hands on me once more, you fucking sod, and I'll stuff your head back up arse where it came from. So, to me this is 2 ball answer :-). Jamie threatens Roger's balls, but in turn, I think Roger found his "balls", so to speak, in dealing with Jamie. -- Rollaine, 08:16:04 11/16/09 Mon


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[> [> I think this is my favorite, too. I love the little bursts of manliness that Roger shows now and then. He is mellowing into such a smoooooooth drink! -- Missa, 17:51:36 11/16/09 Mon


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[> From Fiery Cross: "Grand-da gots balls?" ..."Aye, lad, I have," Jamie said dryly. "But your Da's are bigger. Come on, then." -- SueW, 08:42:35 11/16/09 Mon


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[> [> This one is my favorite also! -- MinnesotaLass, 13:50:37 11/16/09 Mon


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[> [> [> This whole conversation had me giggling, so it must be my favorite, too. Loved Jem's comment! -- Rosemarie, 17:11:43 11/16/09 Mon


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[> [> [> Roger's balls -- Alison, Perth WA, 19:07:43 11/25/09 Wed

Absolutely! I feel this one is Jamie expressing his love and admiration of Roger-in typical male, low key fashion of course, with Jamie's fabulous humour thrown in.

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[> [> This is the scene that popped into my head when you asked, so I third it! -- devenhuis, 21:09:23 11/16/09 Mon


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[> [> I'll have to fourth this one. First thing that came to mind. I still smile when I think of it. -- LadyDuBois, 05:21:32 11/17/09 Tue


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[> [> My favorite too. What a great moment. -- annieo, 09:40:18 11/17/09 Tue


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[> [> I gotta go with this one too! Jamie and Jem peeing in the snow, and how Jamie compliments Roger. :) -- LisaW, 20:01:05 11/17/09 Tue


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[> [> This one gets my vote too. -- Carol P, 18:40:11 11/20/09 Fri


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[> [> Ooohhh, I'd forgotten this one, also one of my fave, I'm going back to reread this part right now. -- Jayn, 06:40:08 11/22/09 Sun


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[> I forget what book it's in, but at one point Jamie threatens to use someone's scrotum as a tobacco pouch. That one always made me laugh. -- Lady Stormwing, 09:33:35 11/16/09 Mon


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[> In ABOSAA, The Dark Rises. "...he took in a deep, deep breath as a closed my teeth gently round him, and slipped my hand under the warm, musky weight of his balls." -- Tess, 10:00:32 11/16/09 Mon


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[> From Outlander, when Jamie had escaped the abbey. Claire finds him and observes that he is blue with cold, and he replies So are my balls. Care to warm them? -- Susannah, 11:25:56 11/16/09 Mon


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[> [> Love this one still laugh out loud when I read it. -- BrandyC, 12:51:07 11/16/09 Mon


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[> [> I'll take what she's having! -- LizT, 08:02:14 11/17/09 Tue


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[> I think it's in 'Dragonfly' where there's a bit describing Jenny's flock of Merino sheep and the Alpha male, Hughie the ram. He struts along with his giant testes, like two footballs, "swinging magestically". -- Lemora, 11:35:30 11/16/09 Mon


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[> [> Hahahaha. Lemora, Hughie was the inspiration for this month's poll. It's one of my favorite lines in the books. You beat me to it. I can't look at a ram without thinking of this line. -- Lady Lukkarinen, 05:54:38 11/17/09 Tue


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[> Jamie's Balls -- Milady CarolSR, 16:56:04 11/16/09 Mon

Jamie Fraser can bring his balls and play on my sports court anytime! yee haa

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[> [> Jamie Fraser can bring his balls and play on my sports court anytime! yee haa -- Irish Princess, 17:02:40 11/16/09 Mon


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[> ABOSAA, Chapter 16, Le Mot Juste "There was a faint smile on his face, but his eyes were dark blue and intent. He cupped his heavy balls in one hand, the thumb moving up and down his exigent member in a slow and thoughtful manner. " On your knees, a nighean," he said softly. "Now." (Does it for me every time!) -- DawnW., 17:57:54 11/16/09 Mon


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[> [> Yeah. This one definately gets the motor running! Is it hot in here? -- Lady Grey, 18:53:48 11/16/09 Mon


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[> My favorite is the same as SueW from above. Makes me smile everytime I do a re-read. -- LynnB, 18:00:25 11/16/09 Mon


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[> The one where they are sitting in the tattie field and eating them for the first time. Jamie is playing with Young Jamie and says something about "if you dinna leave off poking me in the balls..." Always cracks me up. However the one just above makes my knees weak. Every time. -- Lisa L., 10:11:54 11/17/09 Tue


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[> I have 2 from Voyager (since I'm reading it currently). Mr. Willoughby & his "healthy balls" & this quote: "The new captain of the Artemis was standing in the middle of his cabin, eyes closed and completely naked, blissfully scratching his testicles. Er, I said, when confronted with this sight." Er indeed.... -- juliefun, 12:52:58 11/17/09 Tue


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[> In one book ( I do not remember which) Claire and James were in the bedroom, where Claire watched Jamie "schratching his testicles". I remember that when reading this I immediately thought, there has been no development in men during the centuries... What does your husband do in the mornings? -- Margit, 03:28:06 11/19/09 Thu


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[> [> The same. 300 years and they haven't evolved a bit. -- Jayn, 13:09:57 11/19/09 Thu


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[> My favorite quote (up through BOSAA ) is Claire speaking to Jamie after she operated on Tom Christie's hand. " I wish I'd stitched his hand to his balls" Mr. Christie is such a sanctimonus prig I LOVE the imagry! -- Ceann, 10:58:26 11/23/09 Mon


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[> My favorite is in Voyager when Jenny is about to have the baby and Fergus says "She said I must not tell you anything except about the soldiers, milord, for if I did she would cut off my cods and boil them like turnips and sausage!" -- Brit, 12:22:14 11/26/09 Thu


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[> There is another scene, where "balls" plays a remarkable role: In Scotland Claire stiches a wound in testicles of one Scottish soldier (name forgotten) and ... hmm.... makes a very good job! I could not choose between this and my first alternative above. -- Margit, 00:04:17 12/01/09 Tue


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[> In ABOSAA, Jamie returns from a visit with the Indians. He meets Claire in the hall, and some kissing occurs, as well as clutching of Claire's bottom. He say (paraphrased), "What I wouldna give for a quarter of an hour alone wi'ye, Claire! My balls are filled to burst ... Oh, I didna see ye there, Mr. Higgins." -- Lady Cate, 06:17:03 12/02/09 Wed


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[> Has to be in Outlander when Jamie and Claire go to Lallybroch after the witch incident. Jamie and Jenny get into a fight and Jenny's "hand shot under his kilt like a striking snake." -- DianeClaire, 14:31:07 12/04/09 Fri


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[> Doing a re-read of Drums, just read the part where Jamie squeezes (literally) Roger's balls until he passes out. This was when Roger came looking for Bree and Jamie sold him to the Indians. Not a fun balls scene but a vivid one. "He grabbed Roger's testicles and squeezed with all his strength. Roger stood stock-still, then dropped as though his spinal cord had been severed." -- jayn, 12:32:16 12/10/09 Thu


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