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Date Posted: 03:06:31 09/03/08 Wed
Author: Chirre
Subject: And here we go--->
In reply to: Chirre 's message, "Any other 24 and Jack Bauer fans out there?!" on 03:03:57 09/03/08 Wed

- Superman wears Jack Bauer pyjamas

- When E.T. phoned home, Jack Bauer answered

- When Jack Bauer drives the wrong way on a street, it becomes the right way.

- Jack Bauer once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The islands.

- When Jack Bauer looks in the mirror, he doesen't see his reflection. Because there can only be one Jack Bauer.

- James Bond has a license to kill. Jack Bauer was his instructor.

- Jack Bauer won the Indy 500 in a Ford Explorer.

- If you spell Jack Bauer in a Scrabble game, you win. Forever.

- Jack Bauer has been to Mars. Thats why theres no life on Mars.

- Jack Bauer could strangle you with a cordless phone.

- Jack Bauer can divede by zero.

- G.I. Joe has Jack Bauer action figures.

- Yoda was once tall and strong. Until Jack Bauer interrogated him.

- Jack Bauer plays dodgeball with a bowling ball.

- Clark Kent called himself Superman... Only because the name Jack Bauer was already taken.

- Jack Bauer does not need to use a silencer. He just tells his gun to be quiet.

- When the boogie man goes to sleep, he checks his closet for Jack Bauer.

- Upon hearing that he was played by Kiefer Sutherland, Jack Bauer killed Sutherland. Jack Bauer gets played by no man.

- Jack Bauer sleeps with a pillow under his gun.

- Jack Bauer told Chloe that she was the best computer technician in the world. He then told her something she didn't know about computers.

- Jack Bauer killed Kenny.

- Jack Bauer doesn’t have a cigarette after sex. He has sex again.

- Jack Bauer doesn’t read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

- When you open a can of whoop-ass, Jack Bauer jumps out.

- And on the 6th day, Jack Bauer said to God....I'll take it from here....

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