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Date Posted: 07:04:33 12/22/10 Wed
Author: kgp
Subject: This one? >>>>
In reply to: RuthII 's message, "Please can somebody remind me - there was a joke some time ago which compared bras to different denominations? I can remember bits of it, but would love to remember it all. Thanks" on 01:57:01 12/22/10 Wed

>A man walked into the ladies department and shyly walked up to
> the woman behind the counter and said,
> 'I'd like to buy a bra for my wife.'

> 'What type of bra?' asked the clerk.


> 'Type?' inquires the man, 'There's more than one type?'


> 'Look around,' said the saleslady, as she showed a sea of bras in
> every shape, size, colour and material imaginable.
> 'Actually, even with all of this variety, there are really only four
> types of bras to choose from.'


> Relieved, the man asked about the types.


> The saleslady replied: 'There are the Catholic,
> Salvation Army, Presbyterian, and the Baptist types.
> Which one would you prefer?'


> Now totally befuddled, the man asked about the differences between
> them.


> The Saleslady responded,
> 'It is all really quite simple.
> The Catholic type supports the masses;
> The Salvation Army type lifts the fallen;
> The Presbyterian type keeps them staunch and upright;
> The Baptist type makes mountains out of molehills.'


> Have you ever wondered why A, B, C, D, DD,
> E, F, G, and H are the letters used to define bra sizes?
> If you have wondered why, but couldn't figure out
> what the letters stood for, it is about time you became informed!


> {A} Almost Boobs.
> {B} Barely there.
> {C} Can't Complain.
> {D} Dang!
> {DD} Double dang!
> {E} Enormous!
> {F} Fake.
> {G} Get a Reduction.
> {H} Help me, I've fallen and I can't get up!


> They forgot the German bra.
> Holtzemfromfloppen

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