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Date Posted: 11:29:41 05/11/11 Wed
Author: Lady Cate
Subject: Scottish anatomy lesson

This allegedly took place in a college classroom in Scotland.


The anatomy professor said, "What part of the male anatomy enlarges to five time its normal size when excited? Miss MacGregor?"

Miss MacGregor said, "Professor, I'll no be answerin' such a question!"

"Very well. Mister MacDougal?"

"The pupil of the eye, sir."

"Thank you, Mr. MacDougal."

"And now, Miss MacGregor," he continued.
"There are three things I know about ye:
One: ye dinna do your homework,
Two: ye have a dirty mind,
and Three: you're in for a big disappointment."

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