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Date Posted: 17:10:29 08/09/10 Mon
Author: Aussiewench
Subject: The Postman

One monday morning the Postman is riding through the neighbourhood on his usual route, delivering the mail. As he approaches one of the homes he notices that both cars were still in the driveway.His wonder was cut short by Clive,the homeowner,coming out with a load of empty beer bottles and liquor bottles for the recycling bin
"Wow Clive, looks like you guys had one hell of a party last night" comments the Postman.
Clive , in obvious pain , replies " Actually we had it saturday night. This is the first I have felt like moving since about 4am sunday morning.We had about 15 couples from around the neighbourhood over the weekend for some fun and it got a bit wild.We all got so drunk around midnight that we started playing WHO AM I?"
The Postman thinks and says " How do you play WHO AM I ?"
"Well" , answers Clive, " All the guys go in the bedroom and we come out one at a time with a sheet covering us, with out 'family jewels' showing through a hole in the sheet. Then the women try to guess who it is"
The postman laughs and says " Sounds like fun.Im sorry I missed it "
" Probably a good thing you did miss it" Clive responded
"Your name came up 7 times"

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