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Date Posted: 02:12:42 10/30/10 Sat
Author: Aussiewench
Subject: :-)

The Drunk:

A drunk walks out of a bar with a key in his hand and stumbles back and forth on the sidewalk.

A cop on the beat sees him and approaches. "Can I help you?"

"Yessh! Ssssomebody ssstole my carrr" the man replies.

The cop asks- "Where was your car the last time you saw it?"

"It wasss on the end of thisshh key" the man replies.

About that time the cop looks down and sees the man's weiner hanging out of his fly for all the world to see. He asks the man, "Sir are you aware that you are exposing yourself?"

Momentarily confused, the drunk looks down at his crotch and without missing a beat, blurts out... I'll be damned… My girlfriend's gone, too!!

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Replies:

Aussiewench - Love all your jokes and often repeat them to friends and family - keep them coming !!! (NT) -- Kirsten, 05:07:45 10/30/10 Sat
- me too. I always read your jokes and have repeated quite a few. thanks for keeping us laughing (NT) -- Dale, 07:43:26 10/30/10 Sat
I'm with them aussie, don't stop. I LOL at all your jokes, pisses the family off bigtime when I won't share (mostly because they're too young). (NT) -- jayn, 08:14:37 10/30/10 Sat

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